Nikocado Avocado / Nicholas Perry - (Formerly) Fat Faggot who cries because he eats and eats because he cries.

[Pepper Jack]

Archive of I'm going vegan day 1 (144p):

Do gay men eventually have to wear depends because their asshole gets so loose they shit themselves?

 

[A Duck Selling Lemonade]

Do gay men eventually have to wear depends because their asshole gets so loose they shit themselves?

You can get a surgery to basically repair sphincter damage, which is kinda similar to the "virginity operations" some women get, particularly if they've had natural births, but yeah... without surgery or a semi-normal sex life, they do depend on diapers, sometime as early as 35.

 

[A borscht-on]

How has someone (Orlin) not beaten him to within an inch of his life? The tantrums, the nonstop babbling, the fake crying / wailing sound engineered to bring out homicidal impulses in humans, the venereal diseases, the farting, the "SSSHHHH!"ing, and that wreckage of a butthole...I don't get it. The boy is on borrowed time.

ETA: These two are absolutely scat queens, Nik moreso than Orlin. Ugh.

 

[Jersey Devil]

I feel the same way.

Spoiler: TMI

I had to stop during sex recently because I couldn't get that shit out of my head. I could actually smell that picture of Nick spreading them butt cheeks; that rank mustardy, sweet 'n' sour swamp ass smell.

Spoiler: Spergy rant/pl

As a hetero woman I don't see the attraction of buttholes. I have never done anal or any sort of ass play mostly because of the pain but mainly because of the hygiene factor. I get that the prostate means that buttsex can be enjoyable for men, but the poo! Vaginas can be rank as well and I don't find them particularly attractive, but I just don't see the attraction of a stinky, hairy and greasy hole where copious amounts of shit comes out. And especially when you consider the shit that Nic eats ><

what could have possibly gone through your mind to make you post an autistic rant about the mere thought of a fat man on the internet making your pussy dry

 

[AlexJonesGotMePregnant]

no no no!! you heard the man, he's "swelling from stress"!! I mean, he hasn't eaten anything that day, not even a sandwich! (/sneed)

That gross belly may only be protruding over his beltline for now, but give it another 10-15 years it's going to sag and become a fat apron, quite possibly long enough to cover his disgusting burrito cock if he dosen't start working on it right fucking now.

this faggot is gaining weight way too quickly to last another 10-15 years. he's going to get canceled for something unwoke at some point in the next two years and then he'll binge eat straight to a heart attack. then he'll either die or go christian.

 

[TrainWreckSpotter]

this faggot is gaining weight way too quickly to last another 10-15 years. he's going to get canceled for something unwoke at some point in the next two years and then he'll binge eat straight to a heart attack. then he'll either die or go christian.

If he and Rodrigo go on the way they have been, murder/suicide is a possibility.

 

[AlexJonesGotMePregnant]

If he and Rodrigo go on the way they have been, murder/suicide is a possibility.

it'd be nice to see rodrigo finally tap into his colombian heritage

 

[raritycunt]

My favourite thing about this is how he edited his face to look redder than it actually was

 

[The Un-Clit]

My favourite thing about this is how he edited his face to look redder than it actually was

I love how he packs 5 or 6 fucking ads into each and every fucking video. Bless the Youtube Adblock cos fuck Google and Fuck Nicocado too.

The sad part is all the dramawhores lapping this bullshit up. They ARE gonna make bank out of this even though I really hope the majority of the audience reaches peak bullshit soon.

 

[kiwirevolving]

"I've a phobia of razors and needles near my head"

 

[Haesindang Park]

it'd be nice to see rodrigo finally tap into his colombian heritage

Arepas mukbang anyone? Oh wait, that will attract a crowd of angry Venezuelans fleeing from their own country.

 

[kiwirevolving]

What does Nikocado mean by the "d word" when he argues with Orlin?

 

[Dickocado Fagocado]

There's no way these two fags are getting divorced. They're so co-dependent on each other it just ain't happening.

 

[TrainWreckSpotter]

If this was for real Rodrigo would just ignore Nik's texts instead of repeating the same responses over and over to feed into the drama.

Does anyone know where the moniker "Orlin" came from?

 

[Occipital Fupa]

Probably not a good idea to mention something as personal as your sex life on a site where we laugh at YouTube train wrecks. No one cares.

what could have possibly gone through your mind to make you post an autistic rant about the mere thought of a fat man on the internet making your pussy dry

Thank you guys for quoting the whole mess for everyone to see.


Now back to Nick and his fake divorce.

 

[supremeautismo]

Oh boy.

His whole genesis as a Youtuber was a fit vegan; this feels like some Faustian oroboros of obesity. Sell yourself out for easy fatassery versus the effort of upkeeping your body, for your audience, health, and being a cute twink. Guess he was always a lolcow under the facade of fitness. What an annoying person.

 

[Ascendancy0]

What does Nikocado mean by the "d word" when he argues with Orlin?

Divorce, I guess.

 

[A Duck Selling Lemonade]

 

[Ascendancy0]

Another video where he stuffs his face with processed fast foods while having a mental breakdown about how fat he is...I'd say that I've lost every ounce of sympathy for him but that happened months ago.

 

[Haesindang Park]

Do I need to see a close-up of his hairy FUPA while he's looking like a purple Teletubby as he jiggles himself on camera? I saw his mantit jiggling under his purple shirt too!