Nikocado Avocado / Nicholas Perry - (Formerly) Fat Faggot who cries because he eats and eats because he cries.

[kiwirevolving]

Obese beaver ass McDonald's hairline looking motherfucker

 

[SituationTypeThing]

If this was for real Rodrigo would just ignore Nik's texts instead of repeating the same responses over and over to feed into the drama.

Does anyone know where the moniker "Orlin" came from?

I don't know where it comes from, specifically, but it has been his preferred name since at least high school. Someone posted a couple articles about him a page or so ago, and how he seemed to have such a promising future ahead of him. In the article and the other thing (a USAID volunteer report) The use Rodrigo and then put Orlin in parenthesis in the first mention, then I believe they continued to use Orlin.

My guess is that his father/uncle/other living relative is also named rodrigo, so he goes by his middle name.

 

[Whale Lake 2]

The only lube they use is fucking SALIVA?? No wonder Nico's asshole looks like a blown-out O-ring! And no wonder he looks so uncomfortable taking it in the ass when LONG ago it should have reached the point of pain-free and pleasureable instead.

Fucking idiots don't even know how to fag properly!

I couldn't agree more that this is the least sexy sex-scene i've seen short of those disgusting ones where the guy is punching and slapping the shit out of the girl while getting a BJ and fucking her. (supposedly consentual.)

I remember reading somewhere that, back when they were still skinny twinks, they would go on sites like Omegle or other shit like that, and have sex using avocados as lube. I never had the heart to research this, but considering their weird lube habits, it wouldn't be too out of the norm for them to use greasy fruits instead of actual products.

 

[raritycunt]

Obese beaver ass McDonald's hairline looking motherfucker

That is such a punchable face.

 

[chantalisfat]

Did he say anything about the chicken/cheese/sour cream from Chipotle?

 

[Pepper Jack]

Archive of I'm going vegan Day 2 (240p):

 

[The Un-Clit]

I remember reading somewhere that, back when they were still skinny twinks, they would go on sites like Omegle or other shit like that, and have sex using avocados as lube. I never had the heart to research this, but considering their weird lube habits, it wouldn't be too out of the norm for them to use greasy fruits instead of actual products.

gah....wouldn't surprise me either. It's still probably better then using spitlube, although you'd think that having avocado flesh smeared along the inside of your rectum would be irritating as HELL once sex was over. You couldn't even enema that stuff away, you'd have to wait until you next took a shit to get it off you. Or so I would assume, anyway.

The fact that they used to do sex vids on omegle helps explain why they suddenly went from nothing really sexual in their show to full on hardcore gay sadporn on onlyfans. It also explains why in some of the vids they both look younger. I imagine they are recycling their old material from omegle and wherever else.

 

[Super Book]

There's no way these two fags are getting divorced. They're so co-dependent on each other it just ain't happening.

Orlin needs Nick for his green card, but I'm not sure what Nick is getting out of this. I would say money if he wasn't loaded because of Youtube.

 

[TrainWreckSpotter]

Orlin needs Nick for his green card, but I'm not sure what Nick is getting out of this. I would say money if he wasn't loaded because of Youtube.

I doubt a green card is the reason. Orlin has lived in this country for a loooooong time. He went to high school in Florida. Also, awhile back Orlin moved back to Columbia and Nik moved with him....until he got deported. (Imagine getting deported from Columbia.)

 

[Slowboat to China]

Christ almighty, what a creepy mess. This guy needs to get on a diet, get off YT and get some serious therapy.

Someone go ask Ukraine to take him back! ... Though come to think of it, they probably wouldn't want him either.

 

[A Duck Selling Lemonade]

I doubt a green card is the reason. Orlin has lived in this country for a loooooong time. He went to high school in Florida. Also, awhile back Orlin moved back to Columbia and Nik moved with him....until he got deported. (Imagine getting deported from Columbia.)

Being a third-world country doesn't mean you have no laws or authorities who enforce them.

 

[Haesindang Park]

Obese beaver ass McDonald's hairline looking motherfucker

He looks like a gay fat Turkish kid who ate all the kabobs and ice cream in Istanbul.

You guys weren't kidding when you said that the fatter he becomes, the more Asian he looks. At this rate, he'd be about as Asian as someone from Kazakhstan or Turkmenistan.

 

[Whale Lake 2]

I doubt a green card is the reason. Orlin has lived in this country for a loooooong time. He went to high school in Florida. Also, awhile back Orlin moved back to Columbia and Nik moved with him....until he got deported. (Imagine getting deported from Columbia.)

Does anyone know what his parents did/do as a job? Because that could help us understand what kind of Visa he had.

But anyways, if he moved into the US with a student Visa (I know that colleges supply the I-90 form to request it, but not if high schools do the same), then he was authorized to stay in the country as long as he was a student of said school. Sometimes it even covers internships.

Not to mention that, just like you said, Nick and Orlin have been married for years, so it's very possible he has a greencard already, rather than a spousal Visa.

 

[Brutal Cobweb]

You can get a surgery to basically repair sphincter damage, which is kinda similar to the "virginity operations" some women get, particularly if they've had natural births, but yeah... without surgery or a semi-normal sex life, they do depend on diapers, sometime as early as 35.

couple pages back but lmafo this isn't true at all. the sphincter is a muscle so unless youre jamming a fucking traffic cone all the way up there you won't need a tightening or whatever the fuck you think gay dudes get

source: im a fag

 

[mclovin]

This video is very predictable but the quantity of food is surprisingly low. A few comments are praising him for this.

tldr; wahhh im sad cus the world scary right now and me cant be vegan cus me dont want to and everyone hate me cus you guys mean

edit: archived

 

[Dickocado Fagocado]

For fuck's sake. Oh I see it's already been posted. Yeah...

 

[Honzou]

How does this disgusting fag still have ads on his channels? I'd rather advertise my product in the middle of a serbian film than this train wreck.

 

[raritycunt]

For fuck's sake. Oh I see it's already been posted. Yeah...

His skits are getting so old now; the hysterical crying, the tantrums and fake fights with Orlin - how do people still support this shit?

edited to add: him slurping the fuck out of his coldest water bottle actually turned me slightly homicidal.

 

[A Duck Selling Lemonade]

For fuck's sake. Oh I see it's already been posted. Yeah...

 

[THOTto]

Thank you guys for quoting the whole mess for everyone to see.


Now back to Nick and his fake divorce.

I fixed it, just a tip for new users don’t delete something because you’re embarrassed of it or get bad stickers. Staff can see all deleted posts, undelete them and revert any edits made. Man up and take the stickers, don’t talk about yourself or don’t post until you’ve lurked a few months or a year. I highly recommend the last one.

I know this advice will fall on deaf ears but it’s worth a shot. I would say nick is fat and I would not have sex with him but it doesn’t seem fitting, I gotta improvise-

Edit- Nik needs glitter text so I made some! If I missed any good saying or jokes let me know and I’ll make more.

Spoiler: Glitter gifs