Nikocado Avocado / Nicholas Perry - (Formerly) Fat Faggot who cries because he eats and eats because he cries.

So apparently Orlin 'left' to stay with relatives or some shit and served Nik divorce papers, only to return back home 7 hours later guest starring in Nik's video helping him scarf down some disgusting cold ass Checkers fries with some sort of minced meat. I feel bad for the idiots in their comment section either pleading Nik or Orlin to leave one another and find someone 'better.' At this point, they're a match made in blissful heaven. There's no way an actual able-bodied, traditional well-adjusted human being would actually decide to get with either of these baboons and even if so, their mental and physical health would deteriorate within a year, tops.
 
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Dickocado Fagocado said:
Yeah, they're really fucking with the 8-12 year olds who watch. Some of them seem to get pretty upset going by the comments, yet YT and these two narcissistic cunts don't give a fuck as long as that coin keeps rolling in.
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tbh it's not their responsibility to parent other people's kids. Their content is for adults who hate themselves and want to feel better about their life by comparison.
 
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ChloeTheMalingerer said:
tbh it's not their responsibility to parent other people's kids. Their content is for adults who hate themselves and want to feel better about their life by comparison.
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Which is funny because for about a year or two Nick wouldn't shut the fuck up about being "family friendly" and having to be suitable for children. Back in Colombia he would do Q&As where someone would mention watching him with their children.
 
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Orlin definitely browses the farms.
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MissDrama said:
Guys does anyone know what happened to Nick's sloth?

I just remembered he had a sloth back in Colombia but no idea what happened to that poor animal.
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After the sloth bit Nick he didn't feel safe around it anymore so they got rid of it. I'm sure they said they gave it to some sanctuary, but I would put my money on them just driving it down the road and releasing it.
 
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Dwarf said:
After the sloth bit Nick he didn't feel safe around it anymore so they got rid of it. I'm sure they said they gave it to some sanctuary, but I would put my money on them just driving it down the road and releasing it.
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How the fuck do you get bitten by a SLOTH??? Not are they about the most inoffensive animal in nature, a fucking rock is more likely to bite you, but even their jaws move slowly! Did he LET himself be bitten? I can dodge and re-direct bite attempts by pissed-off ferrets who are speedy little shitweasels, and I am no speed demon. How you get bitten by a SLOTH?? Unless it's more Nico bullshit and he just got tired of it and needed an excuse to dump a pet that his audience probably liked more then they did Nico himself.
 
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The Un-Clit said:
How the fuck do you get bitten by a SLOTH??? Not are they about the most inoffensive animal in nature, a fucking rock is more likely to bite you, but even their jaws move slowly! Did he LET himself be bitten? I can dodge and re-direct bite attempts by pissed-off ferrets who are speedy little shitweasels, and I am no speed demon. How you get bitten by a SLOTH?? Unless it's more Nico bullshit and he just got tired of it and needed an excuse to dump a pet that his audience probably liked more then they did Nico himself.
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The fat shit probably ate it. On video. For a "select" clientele. ☠
 
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The Un-Clit said:
How the fuck do you get bitten by a SLOTH??? Not are they about the most inoffensive animal in nature, a fucking rock is more likely to bite you, but even their jaws move slowly! Did he LET himself be bitten? I can dodge and re-direct bite attempts by pissed-off ferrets who are speedy little shitweasels, and I am no speed demon. How you get bitten by a SLOTH?? Unless it's more Nico bullshit and he just got tired of it and needed an excuse to dump a pet that his audience probably liked more then they did Nico himself.
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Nick's story is that he was feeding it and it bit him.

 
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I hope the sloth is safe, but thank god they got rid of him. Those two should not be allowed near any animals ever.

If the sloth had stayed, he'd probably have gotten sick 1,000 times from eating the fast food thrown around and dropped on the floor. I wouldn't put it past them to use pets in their disgusting sex videos either.
 
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Dwarf said:
Nick's story is that he was feeding it and it bit him.

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OMG what a little bitch. My pet hamster bit me worse then that when I was a little kid ffs.

That at least makes sense as to how he could have been bitten if he wasnt looking at the sloth's mouth at the time it was trying to eat food from his hand and it just mis-aimed or the flower covered his finger.
 
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