Nikocado Avocado / Nicholas Perry - (Formerly) Fat Faggot who cries because he eats and eats because he cries.

[Beluga]

I just can't believe how fucking lame this pretend drama is. If your lies are so transparent that even the most retarded of your viewers are in on the joke at least turn things up to 11.

I agree to a certain extent. If you're a sane human with a vaguely working brain then you know that this shit is all fake. But just take a look at his comment section and you'll realise his audience are children or retards who either a) believe it's all real or b) think they're really big brained because they know that the guy in the panda mask is Orlin and their mission is to inform other viewers who may not be as big brained as they are by pointing out obvious things, like "Oh wow, Jasper really hits Nik the same way Orlin does, coincidence? I THINK NOT!1!!1!" or the fucking idiots who in every single video tell him that he's fat because he eats enough food for 5 people. I think we all know it, gents, no need to reiterate every single time.

I still find Nik's video for the most part hilariously outlandish. Fingers crossed for a continuing entertaining pregnancy saga.

 

[160048]

How much do they weigh? I have to imagine they're gonna have to start insulin soon if they don't treat their eating disorders

 

[sentfrommyiphone]

if you ignore their over the top moans, you can see they are legit enjoying it bc street food can be really amazingly good. nice pick orlin.

on the lol news, they are "back together." they're very calm this video and really joking, and its hilarious that these two still have more chemistry than big al and the thumb.

 

[Sasori of the Red Sand]

if you ignore their over the top moans, you can see they are legit enjoying it bc street food can be really amazingly good. nice pick orlin.

on the lol news, they are "back together." they're very calm this video and really joking, and its hilarious that these two still have more chemistry than big al and the thumb.

That thumbnail is scary looking...... I really wish Orlin would leave tbh, and I'm surprised he hasn't considering the fact that Nik gave him an STD. You can tell he's fucking miserable.

 

[Benet_Bandito284]

That thumbnail is scary looking...... I really wish Orlin would leave tbh, and I'm surprised he hasn't considering the fact that Nik gave him an STD. You can tell he's fucking miserable.

Though I can't find it off hand, there is evidence they own land together (paid for by families) to, I guess, keep them away from normal people.

 

[Buffy the SJW slayer]

That thumbnail is scary looking...... I really wish Orlin would leave tbh, and I'm surprised he hasn't considering the fact that Nik gave him an STD. You can tell he's fucking miserable.

Do you think Nik really gave Orlin an STD? Or is that just part of their complex narrative of lies?

 

[draculasestateagent]

I agree to a certain extent. If you're a sane human with a vaguely working brain then you know that this shit is all fake. But just take a look at his comment section and you'll realise his audience are children or retards who either a) believe it's all real or b) think they're really big brained because they know that the guy in the panda mask is Orlin and their mission is to inform other viewers who may not be as big brained as they are by pointing out obvious things, like "Oh wow, Jasper really hits Nik the same way Orlin does, coincidence? I THINK NOT!1!!1!" or the fucking idiots who in every single video tell him that he's fat because he eats enough food for 5 people. I think we all know it, gents, no need to reiterate every single time.

I still find Nik's video for the most part hilariously outlandish. Fingers crossed for a continuing entertaining pregnancy saga.

Or the people who comment EVERY video "Like this is this has become part of your daily routine lol" like, we get it you watch him every day - most people who subscribe to him do.

 

[Cranky Hermit]

On one hand, of course everything they do is fake. Five years from now when they need help walking, are on a weight loss reality show and are crying about how the internet ruined their lives...they've already got that planned out too. On the other hand... that's why I keep checking in every few months. The damage they're doing to themselves? That's real. The weight gain, trouble breathing, erectile dysfunction, blown out asshole... that's not faked. The thing I'm wondering is, will they make it five years?

 

[Fetid Queef]

On one hand, of course everything they do is fake. Five years from now when they need help walking, are on a weight loss reality show and are crying about how the internet ruined their lives...they've already got that planned out too. On the other hand... that's why I keep checking in every few months. The damage they're doing to themselves? That's real. The weight gain, trouble breathing, erectile dysfunction, blown out asshole... that's not faked. The thing I'm wondering is, will they make it five years?

If that fat whale Hamber can live more than 5 years being a disgusting fat fuck then surely these two can.

 

[Reilly_]

Nik has changed so much he's pretty much a different person at this point, I kind of feel sorry for him.

 

[Smiling Honeybadger]

Nik has changed so much he's pretty much a different person at this point, I kind of feel sorry for him.

I don't feel sorry for him. Going by the accounts of people who knew him personally, he is a backstabbing, manipulative little piece of shit. And I don't think he is as borderline lunatic as he tries to pass himself off. But I don't think he is a galaxy brained manipulator. At the moment I think of him as a neurotic Borderliner, whose eating disorder swung into the other extreme, and is only exceeded by his craving for attention.

 

[knick]

You missed the best part about the doctor being

fat
bald
and blind

fuckin cracked me up

edit: fuck yes he brought up being pregnant now he's 5 months

Hey, on the bright side he's actually putting up a show now????
They seem to put on a lot of effort in the start of that one, with food throwing and all
Far more entertaining than all the zzz shit from the past weeks

 

[Reilly_]

I don't feel sorry for him. Going by the accounts of people who knew him personally, he is a backstabbing, manipulative little piece of shit. And I don't think he is as borderline lunatic as he tries to pass himself off. But I don't think he is a galaxy brained manipulator. At the moment I think of him as a neurotic Borderliner, whose eating disorder swung into the other extreme, and is only exceeded by his craving for attention.

He seemed like a much better person 3 years ago.

 

[chantalisfat]

This one not only includes "shh, I said shh"-ing, but also contains a "beanbag in a hurry" reference courtesy of Orlin.

 

[Coach Kreeton Of All That]

He seemed like a much better person 3 years ago.

Was he really? Or was he better off staying vegan? The guy dragged Orlin into this fucked up entertainment of food, whoring and seeing other guys. That's not really a good partner for life or someone who helps build another person up. He could've stayed a violinist and passionate about maintaining a healthy lifestyle. He could've made his life better. But better seems to revolve around Youtube drama for him. He might think it makes more money than being a violinist because of those click views or the attention he gets or eating junk food for a living while the world watches.

Well, he's getting what he wants however anyone puts it.

 

[cringy cunt]

Was he really? Or was he better off staying vegan? The guy dragged Orlin into this fucked up entertainment of food, whoring and seeing other guys. That's not really a good partner for life or someone who helps build another person up. He could've stayed a violinist and passionate about maintaining a healthy lifestyle. He could've made his life better. But better seems to revolve around Youtube drama for him. He might think it makes more money than being a violinist because of those click views or the attention he gets or eating junk food for a living while the world watches.

Well, he's getting what he wants however anyone puts it.

I don't think Orlin is a victim tho - he is willingly participating in this creepy pantomime.

 

[sentfrommyiphone]

This one not only includes "shh, I said shh"-ing, but also contains a "beanbag in a hurry" reference courtesy of Orlin.

in this video:

Orlin claims Nick has a habit of hoarding journals, never heard it before about him so I'm assuming its another ding at Al.


Orlin can leave at any time, he can change the password to Orlin home, spill everything, get money from it, or just disappear. nothing is forcing him and he seems to be enjoying it. He is no way a victim.

 

[Coach Kreeton Of All That]

I don't think Orlin is a victim tho - he is willingly participating in this creepy pantomime.

Orlin's fucked up thinking this is any good for him. I don't believe he's a victim either. He's stuck with Nicky-boy and not walking out even after he learned Nicky-boy gave him OVER 9000 types of AIDS. Years ago, Orlin would probably be mortified bloating up and looking like he is now.

Orlin seemed invested in biology or science. Does he even talk about anything science related outside the Youtube drama with him and Nick? Doubt it.

 

[sentfrommyiphone]

Orlin's fucked up thinking this is any good for him. I don't believe he's a victim either. He's stuck with Nicky-boy and not walking out even after he learned Nicky-boy gave him OVER 9000 types of AIDS. Years ago, Orlin would probably be mortified bloating up and looking like he is now.

Orlin seemed invested in biology or science. Does he even talk about anything science related outside the Youtube drama with him and Nick? Doubt it.

but you know, what if that whole std thing was a lie? or he got it some other way like orlin is the actual cheater?!

 

[Clintonberg]

I personally believe the STD claim. I wouldn't put it past Nik to whore around the globe and at the time that video was recorded the two weren't the hilariously fat cartoon characters that they are today.