Nikocado Avocado / Nicholas Perry - (Formerly) Fat Faggot who cries because he eats and eats because he cries.

OH MY FUCKING GOD HE USES A MOVING CART

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Btw horrifying image
And he wears a mf 4XL. Do we be surprised?

Btw Nick, if you’re that bad at cooking that you need to buy pre cooked eggs, get the fuck off that moving cart and go read one cooking book that has eggs. Or hell, wing it!
 
OH MY FUCKING GOD HE USES A MOVING CART

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Btw horrifying image
And he wears a mf 4XL. Do we be surprised?

Btw Nick, if you’re that bad at cooking that you need to buy pre cooked eggs, get the fuck off that moving cart and go read one cooking book that has eggs. Or hell, wing it!
I was about to comment asking how you fuck up eggs, then I remember how often I see people doing it. The key is to not overcook them, btw.
 
Oh god he has a FUPA and a hunchback!
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I guess what he says about him going bald isn't a lie at all. Jesus christ you can see his scalp through that shit.
I see the Chinese symbol for fire (火) on his head. Considering how much he likes to eat spicy foods, it's no surprise that bald spot looks like it's saying "fire" or "hot" in Chinese. Also, that fat roll behind his head goddamn!
OH MY FUCKING GOD HE USES A MOVING CART

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Btw horrifying image
And he wears a mf 4XL. Do we be surprised?

Btw Nick, if you’re that bad at cooking that you need to buy pre cooked eggs, get the fuck off that moving cart and go read one cooking book that has eggs. Or hell, wing it!
His chin and neck area looks like an ass!
 
Jesus fuck you lazy cunt! You're not even NEAR fat enough to require a mobility aid to scoot along! You look to be about 340-350. WALK and develop sumo wrestler-esque leg muscles you fat shit! The sooner you strap yourself to a scooter the sooner you will need it for real.

For legit, this is a bigger threat to your long tearm health then even all the shitfood you eat and bareback anal sex you have. Get the fuck outta the scooter and leave it for the 70 year old cancer victim behind you.

I came here to say this.

I have more experience with morbidly obese people than I probably should, but unless Nick has a knee injury, he doesn't need that scooter.

Hell, TESS HOLLIDAY still walks around without one.
 
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