Nikocado Avocado / Nicholas Perry - (Formerly) Fat Faggot who cries because he eats and eats because he cries.

AmazingEagle said:
If I had a time machine, I would go back to 2016 when he was still thin and show him a video from him in the future so he doesn't become obese.
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This would just awaken the dormant fat/humiliation fetish in him and set into motion the events that led to his current state! It's like trying to go back in time to kill hitler. Or shitler in this case.
 
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I think he'll be alright. Close call though.

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An extremely rare image of Nick on the set of Terminator 2: Judgment day. Word is he got fired for refusing to leave Arnold's lap.

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Edit: remade the gif on the recommendation of @The Un-Clit. Added starting date to first picture, also made gif a little smaller.

I decided to document the decay in a succinct manner here. It's not the most inspired attempt, but considering who it's for...

Anyway, each slide in this gif represents a screenshot of him near the end of each month. They are all from the 20th or later (all from around the 25th or so which the exception of the first and last slides) of each month beginning at February 20th and ending with his final video of the years (New Year's Eve, the one which has the title in the picture).

I did my best not to use pictures where it would make him look worse than needed. Okay, maybe September was a little exception but I couldn't help myself. None of the pictures were of him mid-sentence (which was fucking difficult because he barely pauses to speak unless he's feeding) and all pictures were taken when he was already seated at his trough. There was also an attempt to avoid using angles where he'd excessively amplify his double chin by looking down (again, also a bit difficult because he never stops moving around and making stupid faces like a spastic).

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Letora said:
This guy must have the nastiest shits.

I'm genuinely curious what the fuck is wrong with him. He wasn't/isn't stupid: he learned to play violin and presented himself just fine before, and he is smart in knowing what pulls in views and clearly acts out in certain ways deliberately in his videos. Some of his actions are actually quite amusing and obviously intentional, but I can't fully watch his stuff cause it's a bit too much for me. At most he was a gullible man when it came to aligning himself with fruitarian and vegan "wanting to save the world" purist bullshit. But then he dropped it and... this happened.

After reaching a certain point in imitating degeneracy, it's clear you actually are naturally degenerate in that way. He must be aware he's ruining his body and that even losing weight will never fix that extra skin. He almost seems to be killing himself deliberately.

I find it interesting that a previously "naturally" very thin/small man has developed severe Binge-Eating Disorder. It seems to me that binge-eaters tend to start out as fat kids who have the inclination from a younger age. He wasn't, but now he is. I suppose you can develop an ED at any point.
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I always figure Hes sad he's an orphan. So he has to be best at everything. Violin, skinny vegan, fat mukbanger- and so he does. Its like- he has potential amber lynn and chantal would never have. He just wastes it. Cos his orphan hang up thing. Idk. Im prolly just an autist. But thats what i think. I mean. Hes at the very least amusing outside of fat. Hes still funny and makes great intros. None of the other fats do that.

Also. Im still on one that he tried to help amber lynn get more views cos she asked him hence the scooty poof vid.
 
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Local Fed said:
I decided to document the decay in a succinct manner here. It's not the most inspired attempt, but considering who it's for...

Anyway, each slide in this gif represents a screenshot of him near the end of each month. They are all from the 20th or later (all from around the 25th or so which the exception of the first and last slides) of each month beginning at February 20th and ending with his final video of the years (New Year's Eve, the one which has the title in the picture).

I did my best not to use pictures where it would make him look worse than needed. Okay, maybe September was a little exception but I couldn't help myself. None of the pictures were of him mid-sentence (which was fucking difficult because he barely pauses to speak unless he's feeding) and all pictures were taken when he was already seated at his trough. There was also an attempt to avoid using angles where he'd excessively amplify his double chin by looking down (again, also a bit difficult because he never stops moving around and making stupid faces like a spastic).


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You should throw a label on the first image starting the sequence, but other then that 👍


That one little exploitable image has brought out the artiste in a WHOLE lot of regular-posting Kiwis, that's something to be proud of. Seriously, i'm welling up. A single tear slides down my cheek as I salute the flag of autism. :semperfidelis:
 
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Samarye said:
I always figure Hes sad he's an orphan. So he has to be best at everything. Violin, skinny vegan, fat mukbanger- and so he does. Its like- he has potential amber lynn and chantal would never have. He just wastes it. Cos his orphan hang up thing. Idk. Im prolly just an autist. But thats what i think. I mean. Hes at the very least amusing outside of fat. Hes still funny and makes great intros. None of the other fats do that.

Also. Im still on one that he tried to help amber lynn get more views cos she asked him hence the scooty poof vid.
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He's not an orphan. He was still making videos in his parents' basement in Pennsylvania within the last year.
 
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Rice of Nishiki said:
This is like what, the 15th time now?
Why do I even bother, they do this crap for attention....
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Most of his thumbnails are homo-erotic whether he's making out with Orlin, or has something dick shaped in his mouth with white sauce all over his mouth. Shockingly, YouTube doesn't find any of that offensive. But I know a person who made a video about their being only 2 genders and it was taken down for hate speech.
 
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Rice of Nishiki said:
This is like what, the 15th time now?
Why do I even bother, they do this crap for attention....
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I really don't know why I keep watching either. I really can't stop even knowing it's all staged and not really that funny to begin with. We all fell for Niks marketing I guess.
 
metis said:
I really don't know why I keep watching either. I really can't stop even knowing it's all staged and not really that funny to begin with. We all fell for Niks marketing I guess.
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He gives up the façade near the end of the videos. I watch for the intros, the ending points where he shows some self awareness, and a general sense of fascination and horror
 
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