Nikocado Avocado / Nicholas Perry - (Formerly) Fat Faggot who cries because he eats and eats because he cries.

LonesomeDud said:
Anyone else get sad when Candy Godiva shows up? She seems so lonely and sad. I don't think Nick is the best guy in the world, but I'm glad she has a friend to spend time with.
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Candy seems like a sweet lady and she had a really hard life. Some drama commentary channel made a video on her and she even commented to correct some things and thank the uploader:
I wish she had healthier friends than Nic to be honest.
 
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The Emperor Skeksis said:
Candy seems like a sweet lady and she had a really hard life. Some drama commentary channel made a video on her and she even commented to correct some things and thank the uploader:
I wish she had healthier friends than Nic to be honest.
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That's why she' doesn't have a thread here. It's too difficult to poke fun at her.
 
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Private Joker said:
Nik is at the heart attack grill. Where nurses spank people.

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OMG, did Nikofaggot actually have a positive reaction to being touched by an attractive woman?
Like he honestly seemed happy that waitress/"nurse" came and swabbed his head.
sentfrommyiphone said:
how do they get hot "nurses" to work there though, god damn
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It's Vegas.
 
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Nik circled back to the same in-n-out. Of all the options he just goes back there. Must be helping him get fatter for the fatty fuckers.

 
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The Emperor Skeksis said:
Candy seems like a sweet lady and she had a really hard life. Some drama commentary channel made a video on her and she even commented to correct some things and thank the uploader:
I wish she had healthier friends than Nic to be honest.
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Yeah, she definitely needs better friends than Nick. Rate me all the ❤️s, but he could be a bad influence on her, especially considering the fact that Nick has a gainer fetish. I really wish she'd get therapy and learn to live healthier, though. Candy still has the chance to change, even with all the guilt built into her.
 
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Lapis Lazuli said:
Yeah, she definitely needs better friends than Nick. Rate me all the ❤️s, but he could be a bad influence on her, especially considering the fact that Nick has a gainer fetish. I really wish she'd get therapy and learn to live healthier, though. Candy still has the chance to change, even with all the guilt built into her.
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candy enjoys what she's doing, she enjoys eating the food and doing the porn, you can tell so im not sure where its coming from that she's hating every moment of it

i do agree she should get better friends, but the two actually seemed to enjoy each other's company

also did you miss her telling chantal to put the farts on patreon? she knows how to make bank, she's not as sad as you might think
 
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LonesomeDud said:
Woof. I love hamburgers and food like that, but that In 'n Out looks so bad.
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Personally, I think In 'n' Out is incredibly overrated and the food is extremely greasy and devoid of any flavor. Nick eating it doesn't make it any more appealing.
 
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Lapis Lazuli said:
Yeah, she definitely needs better friends than Nick. Rate me all the ❤️s, but he could be a bad influence on her, especially considering the fact that Nick has a gainer fetish. I really wish she'd get therapy and learn to live healthier, though. Candy still has the chance to change, even with all the guilt built into her.
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Bad influence? I dunno but I think you glossed over her history a little bit.
 
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draculasestateagent said:
Stop lying fatty no one cares about you. You probably went up to people while vlogging and told everyone about your “super successful channel”
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This picture is almost as bad as"the one" we all know.

Look at how the fat is tearing out his facial structure, morphing him into something less and less human day by day. The face muscles are desperately trying to hold on before being literally dissolved into the growing blob of adipose tissue. The chin has likely created its own chin and moved away from the camera angle out of shame. We cannot see it but what is not there to be seen says more than any shape ever could. The skin looks surprisingly clear all things considering, but it's just momentary: soon, volcanoes will erupt into new abominations. The nose, once refined and the accurate representation of an aspiring musician, has been forced to adapt to these trying times: from feline sharpness to porcine roundness.
The eyes are staring at something that exists in another dimension, an item we cannot really see hiding behind the fabric of reality, behind the matrix. You can even see an entire range of emotions: regret, sadness, madness, shame and pride, lust and gluttony, histrionics and depression.

I call this the Mukbang Lisa, America 2021.
 
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