Nikocado Avocado / Nicholas Perry - (Formerly) Fat Faggot who cries because he eats and eats because he cries.

[DongMiguel]

The only thing interesting about HFC is just how much she's deteriorated since that first video she did with Nik at the Heart Attack Grill. That was just four years ago and she was actually mobile on her own. Now she needs a walker to get by. She's going to be dead by the end of the decade...probably even within the next four years.

 

[Private Joker]

It's been discussed before the reason she doesn't have a thread is because she's boring, She doesn't produce any drama and I've seen several people say that it's not worth it because she's a kind person.

I don't see any reason to. I don't think she's as nice as people think considering she abandoned her kids and has made zero effort to change or get then back. Who cares if she's nice in her YouTube videos? Plenty of resources exist to be able to help her. She obviously enjoys the comfortable food gives her. Comfort that her own children should provide her but it doesn't seem like she gives two jollie bee wings to stop.

It's a sad story but I don't think it's sad because of Candy. Sure she had a shit upbringing but so many people do. It doesn't make her a better person in fact it makes her worse because of how debilitating growing up has made her as an adult, she should want to do everything in her power to fix her life and get her kids back.

She's not as nice as people make her out to be. But even more so, she doesn't do enough for her to warrant a thread. At some point deathfats all just fizzle out because they have nothing else. Candy fizzled out a long time ago.

Insanely fat people like her are entitled cry babies. If she chose porn and food over her own children, then that's irredeemable anyway. I'm willing to bet she has people do everything for her, pays them nothing and complains when one little thing is wrong.

Also I'm gonna say it without any proof, I bet her kids are half black.

 

[chrissy1542]

From the National Library of Medicine:

"The majority of studies (87%) report that adverse life experiences are a risk factor for developing obesity and BED (binge eating disorder). More precisely a positive association between traumatic experiences and obesity and PTSD (post traumatic stress disorder) and obesity were found, respectively, in 85% and 86% of studies."

there is also a helpline for those that want to reach out for help

Eating disorders helpline

a vegan YouTuber has reached out to her before, and Candy did not seem to want the help. She would have to WANT the help to change her life around, but Nick probably would say "don't do it!" knowing him

 

[Private Joker]

Nik shat out two videos today, but one was just a boring as fuck talking about stupid shit while eating shit video.

Here he jumps on the feeder bandwagon of "I'ma eat what the fucker in front of me orders" shtick these fast food junkies do. But he still just goes to the exact same places. And obnoxiously screams when he eats Jollibee for the thousandth time in Vegas.

 

[Spatula]

did orlin really leave him? he hasn't been in the recent thumbnails?

 

[Hans Moleman]

From the National Library of Medicine:

"The majority of studies (87%) report that adverse life experiences are a risk factor for developing obesity and BED (binge eating disorder). More precisely a positive association between traumatic experiences and obesity and PTSD (post traumatic stress disorder) and obesity were found, respectively, in 85% and 86% of studies."

there is also a helpline for those that want to reach out for help

Eating disorders helpline

a vegan YouTuber has reached out to her before, and Candy did not seem to want the help. She would have to WANT the help to change her life around, but Nick probably would say "don't do it!" knowing him

I recall around 2 years ago Candy was making videos about going to the doctors and losing weight but gave up within a month (not sure if she's deleted them or not). She's most likely too comfortable with her current situation (having feeders, fans to buy her things, etc) to want to want to change.

 

[draculasestateagent]

did orlin really leave him? he hasn't been in the recent thumbnails?

Orlin has been posting his own videos doing a “nikocado” style car rant eating pizza and yelling about Nik and Candy and what they’re doing in Vegas, I’ll embed the video that I’m talking about below but it’s just the same screaming, car binging session just...less white

 

[FearsReality]

it’s sad how obvious it is Orlin is trying to be a new Nikocado fatocado and yet he’s so fucking boring in the process

 

[Private Joker]

Orlin has done a good job not showing he's in Vegas too. Or maybe he's still in Florida letting Nik troll for fatty fuckers while he's blowing homeless men or some shit.

 

[lemme ASS you a question]

it’s sad how obvious it is Orlin is trying to be a new Nikocado fatocado and yet he’s so fucking boring in the process

oh yeah, Orlin doesnt have the magic Nick does. Theres alot of silence in his videos too, which im assuming is him coming up with things to say. Great supporting actor but shit main casting. He's seinfelds kramer in Nicks videos, but on his own channel he becomes the Michael Richards show

 

[Anti Pickle Serum]

Orlin has been posting his own videos doing a “nikocado” style car rant eating pizza and yelling about Nik and Candy and what they’re doing in Vegas, I’ll embed the video that I’m talking about below but it’s just the same screaming, car binging session

Orlin's acting is hammier than William Shatner's.

 

[Private Joker]

You'll never guess where Nik is eating from again......... yeah it's Jollibee again. At this point if he'd just take his fat ass to McDonald's it would be interesting. It really must be extremely fattening for him to eat it almost every fucking day.

 

[Teeter]

Watching a fat man have a meltdown in his car because he's getting what normal people are picking up from a fast food joint (a single sandwich or a 2-piece chicken meal) instead of $100 worth of fat and cholesterol is interesting. He definitely comes off more revolting than usual, all the while bitching about "snowflakes" while not getting the irony I guess.

The latest video he shows the pile of fast food garbage in the floorboard of the passenger seat. I can't imagine what that car smells like with the food debris and just... well, him stinking it up. The poor car rental employees.

 

[Haesindang Park]

Watching a fat man have a meltdown in his car because he's getting what normal people are picking up from a fast food joint (a single sandwich or a 2-piece chicken meal) instead of $100 worth of fat and cholesterol is interesting. He definitely comes off more revolting than usual, all the while bitching about "snowflakes" while not getting the irony I guess.

The latest video he shows the pile of fast food garbage in the floorboard of the passenger seat. I can't imagine what that car smells like with the food debris and just... well, him stinking it up. The poor car rental employees.

The driver's seat must be far worse.

 

[Deftones]

Orlin has been posting his own videos doing a “nikocado” style car rant eating pizza and yelling about Nik and Candy and what they’re doing in Vegas, I’ll embed the video that I’m talking about below but it’s just the same screaming, car binging session just...less white

Oh, god. I could never sit through than ten minutes of Orlin's "acting" without getting secondhand embarrassment.

 

[FearsReality]

oh yeah, Orlin doesnt have the magic Nick does.

time to make a new word
“Fagic”

Fagic - The charm in a video that is usually done by a homosexual or fat person.

“Man, he doesn’t have the fagic.”

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Islamic montage holy shit

Spoiler: I warned you

 

[chrissy1542]

And actually back at around 2008, YouTube used to have XXX videos and all you had to do was confirm that you were over 18 to watch the video. Some did not have any warning at all as I remember one poster had this audio of his neighbors having sex in their backyard

Nick would have been a kid in a candy store had he been over 18 around then, posting any dirty content he would think of, lol!!!

 

[FearsReality]

And actually back at around 2008, YouTube used to have XXX videos and all you had to do was confirm that you were over 18 to watch the video.

they still do. look up the word porn and filter to only the most recent videos. I think I remember seeing some Indian oral shit

Spoiler: like this video right here

Like this video here

 

[OfficerBagget]

Yo this shit makes good Random Txt. Lmao

 

[FearsReality]

Yo this shit makes good Random Txt. Lmao
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Plot twist: what if the ball sniffer was candy