Nikocado Avocado / Nicholas Perry - (Formerly) Fat Faggot who cries because he eats and eats because he cries.

Annie Adderall said:
I.. I didn't know that cheeseburgers could be dipped in a massive bowl of melted cheese. I guess I'm not creative when it comes to maximizing caloric intake. Him punishing the whopper for tasting like a hospital by repeatedly shoving it into the cheese bowl is interesting.

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I've always been impressed by one thing. He's able to hold back the binge until everything is set up. He always has a more sophisticated setup than, say, Trish, who sometimes just digs in once Uber Eats dumps it at her door and doesn't wait for the entire haul to arrive. Or does he buy an extra item and binge that on the drive/during setup? Hmm.
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I wonder how cheese affects his digestive system?

Typically cheese is likely to cause constipation, and if most normal people consumed cheese like Nick does (he puts cheese on fucking everything) they would certainly be backed up.
However, given his digestive system is likely both lubricated and prone to aggressive reactions from all the dam fatty oils he consumes, I would almost wonder if the cheese is necessary to prevent him from diarrheaing his brains out.

Alternatively, its a gay feeder thing and he gets off on pushing 1.5ft, rock-hard turds out twice a week.
 
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But for all purposes, watching him eating black bean noodles is horrifying, It looks like if ramen would of look like if it wasn't decongested and shatted out with brown shit over it. I also got disgusted when him and hungry fat chick were doing "water weight", and Hungry Fat Chick looks like if her body was all potato sacks and they were out in the rain and left on the streets.
 
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healslut said:
Is Nick even self aware?
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he knows exactly what he's doing. He's a fat fetishist and autogynophillic in the way he himself fetishes being a fat man. He is known to call his own content excessive for YouTube revenue when commenting on his career outside of videos, and himself and orlin are completely acting in every video where they 'fight'. He is very self aware but disciplined enough to not let it upset the perception on his channel. The only dumbasses that fall for Nicks acts are commentary channels, children and women.
 
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Fanatical Pragmatist said:
I wonder how cheese affects his digestive system?

Typically cheese is likely to cause constipation, and if most normal people consumed cheese like Nick does (he puts cheese on fucking everything) they would certainly be backed up.
However, given his digestive system is likely both lubricated and prone to aggressive reactions from all the dam fatty oils he consumes, I would almost wonder if the cheese is necessary to prevent him from diarrheaing his brains out.
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My favorite thing about our digestive system is that being backed up and diarrhea are BOTH symptoms of constipation!!

Given just how much fat he carries around his lower abdomen, and how its actually rather a firm jiggle almost solid I would be willing to bet hes carrying MASSIVE amounts if excess in his intestines. His gut flora is likey non- existant, which means his immune system is Trash! Sorry. The human gut is amazing!
 
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its not noteworthy but heres a relatively recent reaction by another literal who taking in surface level observations of Nick and HungryFatChick. Its so boring and he's one of those 'manly' man who shuts down SJW cucks by making reaction vids on identity politics like men vs women, gays vs straights, tranny abused me, logically destroyed n shiet. I dont think i've ever seen a decent and engaging commentary on Nick
 
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lemme ASS you a question said:
I dont think i've ever seen a decent and engaging commentary on Nick
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That's because there is nothing decent or engaging to say about Nick. He is a one-dimensional character by his own design.

What is intriguing about deathfats like Amberlynn and Chantal is that to some extent they talk themselves into thinking that the shit they put out is real. With Nick, it's just performance. (The only intriguing thing about him is why he's willing to turn himself into a deathfat for coin.)

I don't know why You Tubers bother reacting to him at all.
 
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