Nintendo Switch 2 - For the Soytendo consoomers to speculate about the successor to the Switch, recently announced for 2025.

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I understand the controllers, even shit like the camera, but they are fucking insane for charging a premium on a carrying case with screen protector when you can get that shit cheaply on Amazon

Nintenfags who have to have branded everything will buy it instead of cheaper knockoffs. I have some brand cases. But I got them on sale or as gifts. I would never spend full price on Nintenbags when there are cheaper options that are just as good.
The only interesting thing about the switch2 is to see how fast it can be hacked after release. Then we can sit back and laugh and watch the nintendo 90 dollars baby games get pirated.

It will be fun to see how fast it happens.
 
The only interesting thing about the switch2 is to see how fast it can be hacked after release. Then we can sit back and laugh and watch the nintendo 90 dollars baby games get pirated.
I'm sure you'll be one of the fags who doesn't even use the emulator but tags it in every single post nintendo makes on twitter to gloat, and is then shocked when it's taken down.
 
I'm going to make a bet that, for the next Pokemon game, Nintndo will release a special edition containing the two games with download codes inside for 240$.
 
I don't think anyone has called it yet, Nintendo will make the $10 tutorial game free shortly before launch to try and negate the bad press about their greed and give ammo to the reddit soytendo army to do their free online PR campaign promoting the bing bing wahoo 2.
 
They just hope no Nintendo fag notice.
They don't have to hope. The Nintendrones will eagerly bow down to Nintendo and praise them for being smart and responsible for budgeting while at the same time claiming the game needs to cost that much because of budgets. These are the same fags that will rant about how great Pokemon is despite it being the top selling franchise of all time and still looking like a PS2 game.
 
They don't have to hope. The Nintendrones will eagerly bow down to Nintendo and praise them for being smart and responsible for budgeting while at the same time claiming the game needs to cost that much because of budgets. These are the same fags that will rant about how great Pokemon is despite it being the top selling franchise of all time and still looking like a PS2 game.
The prices are crazy but really it's everything else that's got a tepid response from me. Absolutely pathetic launch lineup, hardware weaker than I hoped (not that I need better graphics/performance but it will receive less support), and the fact they still haven't announced DS or DC emulation is just stupid.
 
The only interesting thing about the switch2 is to see how fast it can be hacked after release. Then we can sit back and laugh and watch the nintendo 90 dollars baby games get pirated.
Hey, the reason I consider switch 2 in the first place is to use it as emu machine. I know steamdeck and other alternative exist but I want to buy and play switch game too. Sometimes.
 
Mario Kart World and some ports isn't too bad imo. Not the greatest line-up Nintendo's ever had at launch, but far from the worst.
Sure but I'm looking at it based on context. There's been no new 3D Mario since Odyssey in 2017, and no fully original 3D Zelda since the Wii U's BotW. Smash Bros Ultimate was basically an enhanced version of the Wii U game too. They coasted on MK8 till now--another Wii U game, they've probably been sitting on MKW for years.

So many abandoned franchises. No Star Fox, no Zelda, and you know they say in Metroid Prime 4--a Switch 1 game--just to release it around Switch 2's launch. No new IP aside from tech demos and the DEI basketball game. What the FUCK have they been doing in preparation for Switch 2 exactly?!

By all logic this should've been a stacked launch, but it's painfully mid if not bad. I'm just confused, do they not wanna sell the thing?
 
Sure but I'm looking at it based on context. There's been no new 3D Mario since Odyssey in 2017, and no fully original 3D Zelda since the Wii U's BotW. Smash Bros Ultimate was basically an enhanced version of the Wii U game too. They coasted on MK8 till now--another Wii U game, they've probably been sitting on MKW for years.

So many abandoned franchises. No Star Fox, no Zelda, and you know they say in Metroid Prime 4--a Switch 1 game--just to release it around Switch 2's launch. No new IP aside from tech demos and the DEI basketball game. What the FUCK have they been doing in preparation for Switch 2 exactly?!

By all logic this should've been a stacked launch, but it's painfully mid if not bad. I'm just confused, do they not wanna sell the thing?
The lack of 3D Mario is a bit concerning, I'll agree there. They probably didn't want to step on DK's toes or whatever.
 
The lack of 3D Mario is a bit concerning, I'll agree there. They probably didn't want to step on DK's toes or whatever.
I'd maybe buy that if DK was an actual launch game, but it's not. It's very, very weird that they have so little content ready for this thing. I'd be very concerned as a stockholder.
 
There's been no new 3D Mario since Odyssey in 2017, and no fully original 3D Zelda since the Wii U's BotW. Smash Bros Ultimate was basically an enhanced version of the Wii U game too. They coasted on MK8 till now--another Wii U game, they've probably been sitting on MKW for years.
This is why Nintendo doesn't care about customers like you anymore. Sheesh!
 
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