Nintendo Switch 2 - For the Soytendo consoomers to speculate about the successor to the Switch, recently announced for 2025.

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Holy shit Nintendo fanboys just go over my posts to downvote them, totally not an obsession.
Not only is Switch 2 going to sell, it's going to break records. Every single person vowing to "boycott Nintendo" will buy this at or around launch. If not, they'll buy on Black Friday or sometime in the next year. Especially if they're "content creators" or "Nintendo ambassadors". Mario Kart World will also sell exponentially well years after the bundle deal ends this Fall.
Like every new product, they are going to make way less than demand to create buzz around it. Very few people will get a Switch 2 unless they are either lucky or bought from a scalper.
 
Not only did Nintendo unleashing 80-90 dollars games, but they also release third-party games on fake game cards.

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Not only is Switch 2 going to sell, it's going to break records.
This is honestly very funny. It's almost literally impossible because it would need to beat Switch 1, which will probably barely skim past PS2 itself (assuming they don't release another model). With how things look now there's just no way.

Theoretically it could happen if PS & Xbox both keep fucking up tremendously, if PC growth slows, and Nintendo addresses the complaints swiftly, but if all that stays the same it isn't happening. Switch 2 would need a 10-year life cycle and perpetually retarded competition to even come close otherwise.

Every single person vowing to "boycott Nintendo" will buy this at or around launch. If not, they'll buy on Black Friday or sometime in the next year.
For what? Mario Kart? Casuals are satisfied with MK8 when looking at these prices. You can't think DKB is going to carry this launch when it's not even a launch game. They have nothing else announced. We'll see how things look at launch in regard to the launch window, maybe we'll get some big announcements, but as of now the outlook is bleak.

The thing to remember is that this isn't the Wii U situation. People know what the Switch 2 is and "hardcore" gamers don't have a bad taste in their mouth from the Switch branding like they apparently do with the Wii brand.
It's not a Wii U situation in terms of severity, but it's definitely reminiscent of it AND the PS3 's situation. That's not good, to put it mildly. Switch was still carried by casuals, not to the degree of Wii, but it's still true, and the branding problem is similar (though less confusing). That alone virtually promises an inferior performance, at least early on, but then you add on the sticker shock (again, not quite PS3 level) and it looks even worse for them.

As long as there's a Mario Kart, Animal Crossing or a Splatoon available, Nintendo will be fine and they know it.
They knew that with Wii U too, how'd that work out? Where's Animal Crossing and Splatoon? Where's anything else?

Also most people on the Switch didn't have a Wii U like we did, so those games you brought up were brand new experiences to them anyway. Recall that there are a good number of people who still don't that BOTW is a Wii U game in the first place.
Sure, but that doesn't change that this launch has a bad lineup. They didn't know BotW was a Wii U game and that made it a good launch game apparently, but MKW? Switch 1 casuals are probably fine with MK8. They didn't already have an evergreen Zelda but they do have a still-selling-well MK, so it's easy to see why it's a foolish choice for their sole notable launch exclusive.

Star Fox, Metroid and franchises like that are for old people like you and me. We don't matter much anymore because we're old. It's the young ones that matter and they don't care as much about these. They want Mario Kart, Splatoon, Animal Crossing, apparently Tomodachi Life and to play up to three 3rd party games to make them feel like they aren't getting completely shafted by them really being made for PlayStation, Xbox, and PC audiences.
Star Fox maybe, because it's been a while since its last game and even longer since its last relevant game (and even longer yet since its last good one), but not Metroid, it's the granddaddy of a popular genre among all age groups that still makes quality games. Tomodachi Life is fine on Switch 1 and again, those other games aren't even announced.

And I honestly dispute the premise anyway, the average age of gamers is 35 according to AI & Google, so unless you're literally old and not just "30's old" then you're wrong anyway. I'd actually imagine Nintendo's demographic in particular is actually even older, 40+ maybe.
 
Anyone here in the US manage to get one? I heard that Target's site shit the bed, and Best Buy apparently fucked up and didn't actually have it up for sale until 12:30 AM EDT, when they should have started at 12:00 AM. Apparently Walmart's site also shit the bed, but that is nothing unexpected.

How these places can do Black Friday, Cyber Monday, go through various console launches, and still get this shit wrong, is beyond me.

Also, was the Bravely Default Remaster available for pre-order? It seems to be the only one not for pre-order anywhere.
I managed to get one from walmart about 40 mins or so after pre-orders went live, the site broke quite a few times due to people, I tried target as well till I saw they were mass canceling orders.
 
Anyone here in the US manage to get one? I heard that Target's site shit the bed, and Best Buy apparently fucked up and didn't actually have it up for sale until 12:30 AM EDT, when they should have started at 12:00 AM. Apparently Walmart's site also shit the bed, but that is nothing unexpected.

How these places can do Black Friday, Cyber Monday, go through various console launches, and still get this shit wrong, is beyond me.
I barely managed to get one at Walmart, which is fittingly where I got my Wii U. But Nintendo said part of the reason they took so long to release this thing was so there would be enough preorders, so no idea how they managed to screw it up anyway.
Holy shit Nintendo fanboys just go over my posts to downvote them, totally not an obsession.
>I consistently act like a dumb autistic retard and people are rating my posts as dumb, autistic, and MATI. Clearly everyone else is the problem!
 
Preorders are already being sold out from what I hear. Don't listen to reddit on the Internet on what is and what will be successful. They're never right.

And don't misconstrue my post as being defensive over Nintendo. Normies might complain all they want about stuff being too expensive and over hyped, but companies wouldn't charge so much if they knew they couldn't get away with it.
 
For what? Mario Kart? Casuals are satisfied with MK8 when looking at these prices.
Casuals are the ones saying "Ooooh, new and shiny, gotta have it!" I could literally just play my backlog for the next 2-3 years and still be satisfied, my wife on the other hand asks every couple days when we're getting a switch 2 for the new mario kart.
 
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While we don't yet have U.S. prices on the American Nintendo eShop — possibly due to the uncertainty with President Trump's tariffs — the UK Nintendo eShop shows the Kirby and the Forgotten Land upgrade pack on sale for £16.99 / €19.99, more than twice the £7.99 / €9.99 charged to upgrade either Breath of the Wild and Tears of the Kingdom.
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Imagine paying for the same system twice and the same games with an "upgrade pack" just to be able to use the "better hardware" of the Switch. People getting jewed like fucking crazy.
 
I mean, yeah, the dlc is gonna cost more than a simple upgrade pack. I don't  like the price, and I do think the upgrades that don't offer substantial content should simply be free upgrades, but I'm not shocked that the ones that  do offer substantial content are more expensive than the ones that don't.
I'm drawing a blank on Kirby. Was there anything added to it after?
 
I'm drawing a blank on Kirby. Was there anything added to it after?
The switch 2 version includes what appears to essentially be a brand new dlc campaign. Mario party also includes multiple new game modes and minigames that make use of mouse controls.
 
Awesome, 2x Switch 2 Bundles Pre-Ordered and an NSO SW2 Gamecube Controller pre-ordered.

I post this to enrage the Nintentards that I'll be selling these to for more than RRP. Thank you Nintendo and your autistic customer base with their need to bing bing wahoo and fomo
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Been sitting here in line at my local gameslop since 5 am, first in line, only 2 hours and 15 minutes to go

Target fucked me over last night, pre order went through, card was charged but was immediately cancelled but honestly I’m glad it was because I prefer to buy in person and get it day 1 anyways and I do not trust fed ex drivers
 
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Been sitting here in line at my local gameslop since 5 am, first in line, only 2 hours and 15 minutes to go

Target fucked me over last night, pre order went through, card was charged but was immediately cancelled but honestly I’m glad it was because I prefer to buy in person and get it day 1 anyways and I do not trust fed ex drivers
They're gonna try selling you the pro membership. Just say no unless you're really into buying physical games each month ($5 coupon). Right now they have a pro week going on where you buy 1 game and get another free. It's up to you really.
 
They're gonna try selling you the pro membership. Just say no unless you're really into buying physical games each month ($5 coupon). Right now they have a pro week going on where you buy 1 game and get another free. It's up to you really.
are gamestops still 80% funkos?
 
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