Nintendo Switch 2 - For the Soytendo consoomers to speculate about the successor to the Switch, recently announced for 2025.

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Markorian said:
The new nontroversy pushed by retards grasping at straws seems to be claiming that Mario kart uses ai art because...
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...It looks cartoony, stylized, and unrealistic.
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Your lips are irremovable from nintendos butt cheeks, so you calling it a nontroversy and grasping at straws, dont come as a surprise.
 
Hermiöne Granger said:
Your lips are irremovable from nintendos butt cheeks, so you calling it a nontroversy and grasping at straws, dont come as a surprise.
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"The new mario game has cartoony, stylized, and unrealistic art? Must be ai, that's literally the only possible option, there is ZERO record in the past 40 years of the mario series having any sort of cartoony, stylized, or unrealistic art, this is literally unprecedented and never seen before, and if you disagree, you're a bootlicker!"
Do you have a handler? There's no way you can manage to live on your own and survive. Does your family tree more closely resemble a wreath, perchance?
 
Markorian said:
"The new mario game has cartoony, stylized, and unrealistic art? Must be ai, that's literally the only possible option, there is ZERO record in the past 40 years of the mario series having any sort of cartoony, stylized, or unrealistic art, this is literally unprecedented and never seen before, and if you disagree, you're a bootlicker!"
Do you have a handler? There's no way you can manage to live on your own and survive. Does your family tree more closely resemble a wreath, perchance?
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Jesus dude, you post a nontreversy to argue against non existing strawmen and then act like a massive bitch when you are called out. Nevermind that accusations of ai art come at just about everything nowadays, yet when Nintendo is the target suddenly it's an attack against the Switch?
 
wtfNeedSignUp said:
Jesus dude, you post a nontreversy to argue against non existing strawmen and then act like a massive bitch when you are called out. Nevermind that accusations of ai art come at just about everything nowadays, yet when Nintendo is the target suddenly it's an attack against the Switch?
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"No one is saying this, except for enough people to make nintendo put out a statement saying in black and white that no ai was used. This is just a strawman, no one is saying this, now, let me run a 47 chromosome defense of my fair wetbrained maiden a mere three posts above my own who is not only saying exactly that, but is also claiming that it's so incontrovertible that even being dismissive of the validity or importance of it is grounds to make you a bootlicker of the highest order."

Now, I need you to get it through the empty skull covered in brown skin of yours: I don't give a solitary shit if you hate nintendo. 90% of the gaming I do when I've got the time is on pc, with a significant chunk of that using one of the dozen emulators I have installed. There are plenty of things I hate nintendo for, hell, half my posts in this very thread are me complaining/bitching about some aspect of the switch 2 and/or modern nintendo. But for the people in this thread that need water wings in the bath and to be told by mommy 3 times a day, every single day, not to touch the stove when she makes them chicken tendies, that's not enough. If you don't uphold the orthodoxy that nintendo is 100x worse than ea and ubisoft combined, that 100% of games including 1st party titles are on key cards, that they're in the red and lying about switch sales on their financial reports, that the switch 2 will sell less than 750k globally LIFETIME, and now as of today that mario having cartoony and stylized artwork is 100% proof of it using ai (all things that have been said in this thread, and have provoked a hostile response when corrected), you're a heretic. Next week, it'll probably be that nintendo pressured bethesda to release horse armor dlc back in 2006.

You know who  actually makes it impossible to criticize nintendo? Because it isn't the half dozen unironic bootlickers who show up whenever you levy legitimate criticism their way, it's the three hundred retards who got really hyped when they saw that meme of mario on ps4 back in the wiiu days and took it personally they didn't actually go bankrupt, all chiming in with their own brand of outlandish bullshit, drowning out the actual complaints and forever tarnishing them by association in the mind of any onlookers capable of rational thought. I don't care if you hate nintendo, but if you hate nintendo more than you value truth, yeah, you're a bigger problem, and no better than a troon.
 
I'm not going to buy a Switch 2 or will be going to Nintendo World. I'm not going to update my two Switches and will be playing my own games. Nintendo can eat my ass!
 
Hermiöne Granger said:
What they did was buy up all the digital games before nintendo shutdown the eshop. nintendo players are different than other players, they dont protest they just buy more stuff.
https://youtube.com/watch?v=ujHUMG0Uovs

With 150 million switches sold nintendo have started smelling their own farts. They are premium console maker now, so they are no more gonna sell their stuff cheap. Its only one way for prices to go and that is up.
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The funniest part is that he paid for that with charity money stolen from niglets with AIDS or some shit.

El Goblina said:
This sounds utterly retarded even as I think about it, so hey, what a perfect thing to post on KF, right? I REALLY resent missing the Animal Crossing hype last time. It was an incredibly-designed social game and a lot of folks came together over it. I am considering picking up a Switch 2 exclusively for the next iteration. This is not too out of character for me; I bought a Wii U for Mario Maker.

But other commentators on this thread are exactly right: As underwhelming as the Switch 2 hardware is, and as much as I dislike the baked in chat nonsense, the reality is that there is no other developer making the kind of software Nintendo is and boy howdy are they going to leverage that as hard as they can.
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What the fuck are you talking about? Every third pedophile troon indie dev makes the exact kind of games Nintendo makes (and that should make you question your tastes if you share that with them).
 
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switch 2 brick.webp
Enjoy your new rented brick
Nintendo has been on a good streak lately. I think this is the point in time where this ends, I'm getting Wii U vibes here.
 
GlupShitto said:
What the fuck are you talking about? Every third pedophile troon indie dev makes the exact kind of games Nintendo makes (and that should make you question your tastes if you share that with them).
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More like they make pale imitations of what Nintendo made thirty years ago.
 
whatever I feel like said:
More like they make pale imitations of what Nintendo made thirty years ago.
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..and everything looks like its made with the shitty unity game engine. All games made with it use the same assets and texture packs. unity game engine is like game construction kit for tards, that cant be assed to put in the effort to make proper games.
 
wtfNeedSignUp said:
So what Nintendo made for the last decade?
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Party games, 3D action/adventure games, JRPGs, motion control gimmick games. Now, I'm sure you can find some of those in the indie-sphere but they're much less common than the dozens of shitty, low effort Metroid-vanias and 2D Zelda clones that I thought the other guy was making fun of.
 
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