Nintendo Switch 2 - For the Soytendo consoomers to speculate about the successor to the Switch, recently announced for 2025.

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I decided to boot up Splatoon again. That was a mistake.

So, so many fag banners… in a game about people spraying each other with goo. Please tell me Cali still burning. The thurderdome moves too fast for me to keep track now.
 
Markorian said:
If you have the USB gamecube adapter from smash, will an actual gamecube controller work on nso gamecube?
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Nintendo's official support page says it supported but only in Docked Mode.
Takayuki Yagami said:
I decided to boot up Splatoon again. That was a mistake.

So, so many fag banners… in a game about people spraying each other with goo. Please tell me Cali still burning. The thurderdome moves too fast for me to keep track now.
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The fires stopped by the end of January, we're currently dealing with "The Summer of 2: Deportation Boogaloo" right now.
 
Takayuki Yagami said:
I decided to boot up Splatoon again. That was a mistake.

So, so many fag banners… in a game about people spraying each other with goo. Please tell me Cali still burning. The thurderdome moves too fast for me to keep track now.
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Official fag banners, provided by Nintendo...?
 
Computer Guardian said:
you really couldn't be arsed to link a video or two?

The fact a day 1 update to even *have* Switch 1 compatibility with the instead of bundling the Tegra X1 in the Switch 2 to justify that $450 price tag like the PS3 did with the fat models with the justification being that it wasn't quite ready yet should have been a red flag.
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They're trying to make money, not lose it. Expecting them to hide an extra Switch 1 inside of the Switch 2 is pure lunacy. Software emulation is the only sustainable solution and has been since the 90s.
 
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Buttigieg2020 said:
No, you can draw your own art in the game. Naturally it’s full of fag shit
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Thank God... Nintendo used to ban that kinda stuff though, I distinctly remember something like that in SSB and it got removed. The good ol' days.
 
SSj_Ness (Yiffed) said:
Thank God... Nintendo used to ban that kinda stuff though, I distinctly remember something like that in SSB and it got removed. The good ol' days.
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They did on miiverse. They just left it up to the community to report for Splatoon, since it’s just one game.

Naturally fags defend each other.
 
NerdShamer said:
Yeah, that feature was a giant fucking mistake and it's been going since launch, I think?
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I remember the first year of 2 being fun just like the original. I cannot recall when it switched over to everything being LGBT, but it had to be around the death of 2 (maybe 2019?).

Always interesting going through the general Splatoon community now where it is heavily gay focused while coincidentally having a growing pedophile problem. Games are fun, but community wise it is a lost cause. Easily Nintendo’s most avoidable community, only rivaled by Animal Crossing.
 
Dude, I was just going to post about Mario Kart DS.
As someone who didn't buy the new Switch I've been watching a bunch of videos criticising Mario Kart World to see what its all about and I can't get over how stagnant the series is in terms of content, not counting track bloat, and how hard they're resting on the success of DS.
Look at this model of Donkey Kong:
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Its so emblematic of how they had to work with a battery potato that has a touch interface and that still didn't stop DS from:
- Doubling the track count by introducing retro tracks (I'm not counting Super Circuit porting the SNES tracks, nobody cares about Bowser's Castle 5)
- Introducing the versus mode with customizable rules
- Introducing that any character can use any kart
- More accessible battle mode that you can play against the AI (extra points because this was also back when it was still elimination based)
- Custom flag creator
- Motherfucking mission mode
- Motherfucking Dry Bones

And nothing since has made any strides forward other than 8 adding 200ccm, which World cut again.
 
Sneak 'n' Snore said:
Dude, I was just going to post about Mario Kart DS.
As someone who didn't buy the new Switch I've been watching a bunch of videos criticising Mario Kart World to see what its all about and I can't get over how stagnant the series is in terms of content, not counting track bloat, and how hard they're resting on the success of DS.
Look at this model of Donkey Kong:
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Its so emblematic of how they had to work with a battery potato that has a touch interface and that still didn't stop DS from:
- Doubling the track count by introducing retro tracks (I'm not counting Super Circuit porting the SNES tracks, nobody cares about Bowser's Castle 5)
- Introducing the versus mode with customizable rules
- Introducing that any character can use any kart
- More accessible battle mode that you can play against the AI (extra points because this was also back when it was still elimination based)
- Custom flag creator
- Motherfucking mission mode
- Motherfucking Dry Bones

And nothing since has made any strides forward other than 8 adding 200ccm, which World cut again.
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DS also played the best. I have more nostalgia for DD, but DS controls literally flawlessly. People cried about snaking but that made it take more skill than usual.

MK8 is my personal most hated MK because something about the camera or draw distance or something makes it impossible to know when a turn is coming, and the controls aren't as responsive as they should be.
 
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