Nintendo Switch 2 - For the Soytendo consoomers to speculate about the successor to the Switch, recently announced for 2025.

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Yeah, yeah, yeah we all know about the big 3. But pretending that Nintendo is some sort of old and out of touch brand is just, well, stupid. Shills are the worst but doomers aren't that far behind them. That Mario movie did a billion dollars in ticket sales. People like Mario.
 
Apparently Miggermoto wants to add more diversity to Nintendo's board of directors. I genuinely cannot understand why the Japanese are so eager to be colonized and raped by niggers. They don't even have the Jew element we have here (although of course Miyamoto is all buddy buddy with Jewniversal). They're begging to be raped by nigger cock for the love of the game.
 
GlupShitto said:
Apparently Miggermoto wants to add more diversity to Nintendo's board of directors.
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Why the hell not? He's got his money, he's on his way out the door soon (either from the job or from life -- he's getting up there in years), why not burn the house down on the way out so nobody can ever "exceed" his greatness at Nintendo?
 
GlupShitto said:
Apparently Miggermoto wants to add more diversity to Nintendo's board of directors. I genuinely cannot understand why the Japanese are so eager to be colonized and raped by niggers. They don't even have the Jew element we have here (although of course Miyamoto is all buddy buddy with Jewniversal). They're begging to be raped by nigger cock for the love of the game.
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"In order be on Nintendo Woman Seat, prease make my mushroom the big mushroom."
 
Quijibo69 said:
Will will end up like Sega, just making Mario and Zelda games for other consoles and PC.
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Your point is well-taken. But it isn't very good.

The series of events that led to Sega becoming what it is are pretty clear and Nintendo isn't even close to dividing its customer base and devopment base in such a fashion. Switch 1 games working on Switch 2 and Switch 2 games being able to be streamed to Switch 1 go far in preventing such a problem from happening to Nintendo, which was already extremely unlikely to begin with.

Sega released too many different hardware variations too quickly and cannibalized their own market share while simultaneously making it hard for developers to develop.
 
Oh my, Switch 2 problems is brewing...

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Hermiöne Granger said:
Oh my, Switch 2 problems is brewing...

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I noticed this with my launch day Switch 2, which overheat regardless of whether or not it was docked, and my current Switch 2 doesn’t do this very often.

@McKennai has point about the internals not being up to snuff (remember that some units have been sitting in warehouses since November 2024) but I personally think the dock’s built-in fan might be funky, I can barely hear it when playing in docked mode but I’m not sure if it’s because Nintendo used a “whisper quiet” fan of if some docks have faulty fans.
 
eDove said:
I hope they look forward to no one caring about this console in a decade.
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It's the best thing since sliced bread, how dare you.

Nintendo Switch 2 Q&A with Virtuos: ‘I Think We Will See It Surpass The Predecessor’
Gamers increasingly want AAA games on the go, and so I think we will see the Switch 2 surpass its predecessor. This is precisely because it is a Nintendo console, renowned for innovation and its unique gameplay experiences, and because it meets the growing demand for gaming on the go — offering indie gems, Nintendo exclusives, and now AAA blockbuster titles.
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Archeops said:
I noticed this with my launch day Switch 2, which overheat regardless of whether or not it was docked, and my current Switch 2 doesn’t do this very often.

@McKennai has point about the internals not being up to snuff (remember that some units have been sitting in warehouses since November 2024) but I personally think the dock’s built-in fan might be funky, I can barely hear it when playing in docked mode but I’m not sure if it’s because Nintendo used a “whisper quiet” fan of if some docks have faulty fans.
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You bought 2 of them? Why?
 
Hermiöne Granger said:
Thats not gonna happen, there is to many man babies invested in it now.
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For now. Nintendo's actively tanking its longevity. There's still a flourishing retro hardware market for their old stuff because it's still technically functioning. But who's gonna be buying Switch 2s in the future when there's a high risk they're bricked and their cartridges don't even contain the data for games? In terms of long-term secondhand resale value, it looks bleak to me.
 
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