Nintendo Switch 2 - For the Soytendo consoomers to speculate about the successor to the Switch, recently announced for 2025.

[wtfNeedSignUp]

It'll probably be just an walking sim with an canon-raping Disney story attached to it than something worthwhile

Isn't that Other M?

 

[NerdShamer]

Isn't that Other M?

Just wait, man. It's 50/50 that something that's been previously established will get overwritten with bullshit

 

[Rome's rightful successor]

https://x.com/BigBoris_1/status/1958548708645019763

"Being an indie dev today is like being alive during World War II"

 

[73_Autistic_Fuck_54]

So you're essentially saying that Nintendo knows it can't produce a good F-Zero game because all of their modern games are churned out garbage with no passion (aka casual friendly) and F-Zero is probably the only franchise Nintendo has that hasn't been turned into soulless slop.

I'd argue that F-Zero is very "casual friendly" as everyone I've played the games with are casual people, not professional competitive gamers. F-Zero is about as difficult and competitive as Super Smash Bros is. The way you're using the term, "casual" means low effort dogshit scams like Mario Kart World. Not real games.

I really hope Metroid Prime 4 is actually good and doesn't suck shit, that series is my last remaining connection with Nintendo. I have no interest in their lazy, boring, wannabe Disney games.

Honestly the only f zero game I consider to be difficult is fzerox, the ai gets fucking crazy on higher difficulty levels

 

[Anime=Tranime]

https://x.com/BigBoris_1/status/1958548708645019763

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Woody Guthries was a committed Stalinist that supported the Molotov-Ribbentrop Pact and the Soviet Invasion of Poland, Finland and the Baltic and only changed his tune after June 1941 for some reason.

 

[Harman Smith]

Complaining about F-Zerp really reminds me of when people would complain about not getting a new Star Fox.

 

[Dammit Mandrake!]

Complaining about F-Zerp really reminds me of when people would complain about not getting a new Star Fox.

They are in the same universe and the same game I don't understand.

Also we literally haven't gotten a new Star Fox since Star Fox 2 took 25 years to come out.

 

[BullfrogBill]

Complaining about F-Zerp really reminds me of when people would complain about not getting a new Star Fox.

One key difference is that Nintendo hasn't ruined F-Zero like they did Star Fox.

 

[Xarpho's Return]

Tell me your thoughts bros--is the Nintendo Switch 2 heading for an early grave? Every Nintendo console has at least one good year before the drought starts to set in, and so far in Nintendo Switch 2 we've seen a new Mario Kart game and Donkey Kong Bananza, neither of which set the world on fire. Glancing over the list of future titles there's Metroid Prime 4: Beyond which is a big question mark on if it's going to be good or not and wheelchair basketball. No Mario, no Zelda, no big third-party exclusives...

 

[Hermiöne Granger]

Tell me your thoughts bros--is the Nintendo Switch 2 heading for an early grave? Every Nintendo console has at least one good year before the drought starts to set in, and so far in Nintendo Switch 2 we've seen a new Mario Kart game and Donkey Kong Bananza, neither of which set the world on fire. Glancing over the list of future titles there's Metroid Prime 4: Beyond which is a big question mark on if it's going to be good or not and wheelchair basketball. No Mario, no Zelda, no big third-party exclusives...

B-b-b-but you are getting Elden Ring on game-key card and 15fps

Switch 2 Elden Ring Port Is Running At 15 FPS. Nintendo PANICS!​

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[4090 Chad]

B-b-b-but you are getting Elden Ring on game-key card and 15fps

Switch 2 Elden Ring Port Is Running At 15 FPS. Nintendo PANICS!​

https://youtube.com/watch?v=dRLZaT6NIdg

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It’s almost like modern chips need more than 8 watts to get adequate performance.

 

[Calandrino]

B-b-b-but you are getting Elden Ring on game-key card and 15fps

Switch 2 Elden Ring Port Is Running At 15 FPS. Nintendo PANICS!​

https://youtube.com/watch?v=dRLZaT6NIdg

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"Tarnished Edition"

gotta hand it to the marketing guy that came up with that, it's a cool way to say "downgraded"

 

[Computer Guardian]

B-b-b-but you are getting Elden Ring on game-key card and 15fps

Switch 2 Elden Ring Port Is Running At 15 FPS. Nintendo PANICS!​

https://youtube.com/watch?v=dRLZaT6NIdg

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>FritangaPlays

You know, you coul have just linked to any other youtuber saying the same thing and have the same effect.

Edit: Here, have a better video to watch

 

[wtfNeedSignUp]

Pokemon outright catering to vore fetishists

I'm just looking towards the next horrifying Mega Evolution.

It’s almost like modern chips need more than 8 watts to get adequate performance.

Even docked (the only way the Switch 2 can have passable performance) it is shit. Undocked it probably runs in single digits on the more complex fights.

Raiaes the question if Hollow Knight 2 will run well without Nintendo patching it since engine bloat is ongoing.

 

[Hope Eradicated]

Raiaes the question if Hollow Knight 2 will run well without Nintendo patching it since engine bloat is ongoing.

According to people who played it at Gamescom it can run at 120 fps docked at the cost of a lower resolution, otherwise it'll run at 60 fps.

 

[wtfNeedSignUp]

According to people who played it at Gamescom it can run at 120 fps docked at the cost of a lower resolution, otherwise it'll run at 60 fps.

That's until the game start spamming particle effects for the later bosses.

 

[Fox Girl Enjoyer]

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I'm just looking towards the next horrifying Mega Evolution.

"I don't understand. How can kids play Palworld and not Pokemon. It just doesn't make sense"

 

[Lone MacReady II]

I really hope Metroid Prime 4 is actually good and doesn't suck shit, that series is my last remaining connection with Nintendo. I have no interest in their lazy, boring, wannabe Disney games.

Still no release date.... But - the ESRB rating was released, and thankfully it is Teen like the others.

https://x.com/BigBoris_1/status/1958548708645019763

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"Being an indie dev today is like being alive during World War II"

Lol, I see that faggot Woody and I respond with an M1 Garand to his face. Fuckin commie.

Pokemon outright catering to vore fetishists

>Post-Modern "Pokemon". Goytendo is burnt to a crisp.

 

[SSj_Ness (Yiffed)]

Still no release date.... But - the ESRB rating was released, and thankfully it is Teen like the others.

Lol, I see that faggot Woody and I respond with an M1 Garand to his face. Fuckin commie.
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>Post-Modern "Pokemon". Goytendo is burnt to a crisp.
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Violence... VIOLENCE...

 

[The Mass Shooter Ron Soye]

Automaton West: Nintendo Switch 2 game-key cards not eligible for preservation by Japan’s National Diet Library, officials say (archive)

Storing over 9,600 Japanese video games in proper archival conditions, the National Diet Library is a key institution for domestic game preservation.