Nintendo Switch 2 - For the Soytendo consoomers to speculate about the successor to the Switch, recently announced for 2025.

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I don't think i even need to say the context of this image after today's nintendo news.
 
I remember someone who worked for Nintendo saying that they tried to get them to remake Wario Land VB as a WiiWare title and was shot down simply on account of the fact that they didn't want to remind people that Virtual Boy was ever a thing.
I’m calling bullshit on that simply because Brawl had a section in the Chronicle menu dedicated to Virtual Boy.
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these motherfuckers are getting high off their own supply, jfc
It’s like they remembered the “$70 for cardboard” Labo memes and chose to double down. The difference (and what the people spouting those memes conveniently ignored) is that Labo came with an actual game. Bundle this thing with a cartridge containing every first-party VB game, and make those games playable on a normal TV, and then we’ll talk.
 
That direct was amazing. I'm really excited for almost everything coming up. Hyrule Warriors looks like trash and Metroid Prime 4 is a disaster in the making, but everything else looks great.

That Pokemon Ditto game is exactly what I wanted: Something completely out there and ridiculous.
 
Five years ago, you paid $60 for a pack of three 3D Mario titles (one becoming obsolete once they ported the N64 catalogue to Switch).

Today, you pay $80 for two 3D Mario titles (one being redundant if you bought the last pack).

I wonder what we'll have to look forward to five years from now? Maybe you'll get to pay $100 for Mario is Missing Deluxe Edition. I would also like to point out that, unlike the last 3D collection, Nintendo didn't plan on making this a limited edition thing that disappears from store shelves after an arbitrary amount of time. Did they do that because they saw the backlash from the last collection, or did they realize the timed exclusive thing didn't make them that much extra money?
 
I just wanted to sperg for a second about Zelda.
I am so tired of the Breath of the Wild universe. I'm ready for a new Zelda world to explore. That's what I like about the series--the floaty timeline means you can do a different Hyrule whenever you want.
I'm biased as seen by the Zelda I prefer in my avatar but I never want to hear Zelda talking in a British accent and watching her cry ever again I'm so over it.
 
I'm biased as seen by the Zelda I prefer in my avatar but I never want to hear Zelda talking in a British accent and watching her cry ever again I'm so over it.
Can we go back to the OoT, MM and TP era games where they weren't actually voiced at all besides little gasps, grunts and attack sounds? Those were nice games. Those were fun. No faggotry either (except for those contractor dudes who got locked up by the Gerudo chicks and flailed like homos when they were freed ... but you gotta figure they didn't last long after letting them out what with all the man-hungry ladies running that prison camp :story:).
 
I just wanted to sperg for a second about Zelda.
I am so tired of the Breath of the Wild universe. I'm ready for a new Zelda world to explore. That's what I like about the series--the floaty timeline means you can do a different Hyrule whenever you want.
I'm biased as seen by the Zelda I prefer in my avatar but I never want to hear Zelda talking in a British accent and watching her cry ever again I'm so over it.
Im sad to say that BoTW sold a billion zillion copies and saved a redditors life from depression or something so you will have British zelda, secret stones, and wandering empty fields from now on.
 
Can we go back to the OoT, MM and TP era games where they weren't actually voiced at all besides little gasps, grunts and attack sounds? Those were nice games. Those were fun. No faggotry either (except for those contractor dudes who got locked up by the Gerudo chicks and flailed like homos when they were freed ... but you gotta figure they didn't last long after letting them out what with all the man-hungry ladies running that prison camp :story:).
Genuinely would prefer that. Wind Waker told an amazing story without anyone speaking full on sentences in English. I want my Zelda telling stories like that again.
 
A big part of the series' "feel" was being alone and isolated in a hostile environment so, I dunno, maybe.
A big part of the series "feel" is a huge interconnected map with tons of cool shortcuts, not a giant fucking desert where every area is completely divorced from the last one.
 
Can we go back to the OoT, MM and TP era games where they weren't actually voiced at all besides little gasps, grunts and attack sounds? Those were nice games. Those were fun. No faggotry either (except for those contractor dudes who got locked up by the Gerudo chicks and flailed like homos when they were freed ... but you gotta figure they didn't last long after letting them out what with all the man-hungry ladies running that prison camp :story:).
Dude, Tingle is the gayest character Nintendo ever made.
 
I feel hopeless. Soysumers are going to pay $70 for old Wii games and $100 for Pokemon and we will never have sanely priced video games again. Nintendo cannot fail because they have an unlimited number of retards to buy everything they make.
 
I feel hopeless. Soysumers are going to pay $70 for old Wii games and $100 for Pokemon and we will never have sanely priced video games again. Nintendo cannot fail because they have an unlimited number of retards to buy everything they make.
I think we’ll have reasonable game prices. But not from Nintendo and AAA titles. Which sucks because the Nintendo games I do love, I’ll buy.

AAA is a lost cause and the AAA industry can’t crash soon enough.
 
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