Nintendo Switch 2 - For the Soytendo consoomers to speculate about the successor to the Switch, recently announced for 2025.

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I mean its fucking today, did you think they were shadow-dropping it? Or do you mean for the whole year, because they clearly haven't revealed the second half of 2026's games yet.
I did think they'd do something new and special. This has to be the most lazy and lackluster launch year of a nintendo console. Giving the Wii U serious competition in that regard.
 
I’m seeing a lot of doomposting here as of late.

I mean, the Direct could’ve been better, but on the whole, I am excited for at least some of what was shown.
Yeah I think people who are neutral or positive about Nintendo are not really posting because they just get drowned out by people who are complaining about stuff they won't buy anyway are acting like it's the second coming of Hitler.

Personally the weird ditto game looks neat. I'm fine with not thinking literally everything is amazing because even if it was, I don't have time to play it all.
 
Looking at the VB collection, they're releasing the tirles "over time" so the typical drip, drip, drip shit they're known for and Virtual Bowling (a JP-only) release is included while Nester's Funky Bowling is excluded. VB is generally regarded as the better of the two but FFS, they own NFB outright. I hate that they do this and leave some of their more obscure titles out. I'm pretty sure we still don't have Star Tropics 2 on the NES NSO, for example. And then nope, no Bound High, Faceball or any of the other completed but never released titles. You do get Jack Bros. though, which goes for 500 dollars on its own.
 
Dude, Tingle is the gayest character Nintendo ever made.
Tingle wasn't meant to be gay. The original joke in MM was that he was an embarrassing manchild. He thought he was a fairy otherkin and went out cosplaying in public because of it, and you can talk to his dad who's embarrassed about how his son refuses to grow up and act normal. After they turned Tingle into a legacy character in WW they totally dropped that and made him into some weird greedy jew the whole joke and reasoning for his character got muddled.
 
Nintendo cannot fail because they have an unlimited number of retards to buy everything they make.
Don't despair, fren. People also said Disney was "too big to fail" but their park attendance is down, their movies are almost all tanking, they've had their "corporate township rights" stripped from them in Florida, Star Wars in particular is eating all manner of shit, and people are generally speaking just getting kinda sick of all their shit.

Disney can "right the ship" if they can 1) ditch the endless woketarded horseshit, 2) pull a 180-degree turn on their production trajectory to focus on quality-over-quantity, 3) stop being astonishingly greedy, especially at their parks.

That's a huge "if" because it's unlikely they'll figure it out before it's too late, but there's still a chance. Same w/Nintendo. Hopefully it won't take losing another entire generation like they did with the Wii U to figure it out this time.
 
Tingle wasn't meant to be gay. The original joke in MM was that he was an embarrassing manchild. He thought he was a fairy otherkin and went out cosplaying in public because of it, and you can talk to his dad who's embarrassed about how his son refuses to grow up and act normal. After they turned Tingle into a legacy character in WW they totally dropped that and made him into some weird greedy jew the whole joke and reasoning for his character got muddled.
He also shook his ass while wearing a Peter Pan costume. He was clearly being portrayed as an effeminate twink. Which is fine, I like Tingle, I like that he's laughably gay.
 
Ha ha, imagine paying 70 USD to play both Galaxy games on a Switch 2, when you could probably spend the same amount just getting native hardware to play it on, you know the hardware it was made for and not some janky ass "joy"con. Hell, a sane person would just buy a Wii U and mod that instead for not much more. - Which is probably the best way to play Nintendo's catalogue on a console.
 
Ha ha, imagine paying 70 USD to play both Galaxy games on a Switch 2, when you could probably spend the same amount just getting native hardware to play it on, you know the hardware it was made for and not some janky ass "joy"con. Hell, a sane person would just buy a Wii U and mod that instead for not much more. - Which is probably the best way to play Nintendo's catalogue on a console.
Is it worth 570 dollars to strip the waggling out of an otherwise great game? Hmmm.....
 
Yeah I think people who are neutral or positive about Nintendo are not really posting because they just get drowned out by people who are complaining about stuff they won't buy anyway are acting like it's the second coming of Hitler.

Personally the weird ditto game looks neat. I'm fine with not thinking literally everything is amazing because even if it was, I don't have time to play it all.
It's not the worst direct ever I just wanted somewhere to bitch for a second since even attempting this on reddit would just give me cancer.
 
I mean, I’m excited for MP4, the next Fire Emblem, the Fatal Frame 2 remake, and am at the very least intrigued by the new Yoshi and Pokemon Legends (minus the whole DLC crap).

Don’t get me wrong, Nintendo deserves to be rightfully called out when they mess up. But I still find myself looking forward to a lot of what they have in store.
 
Don’t get me wrong, Nintendo deserves to be rightfully called out when they mess up.
At this moment the Switch2 is worse than the WiiU, the Switch2 is a bit more powerful and thats all it have. Other than that it is just a exact copy of the Switch1 without the oled screen. It have the worst game console day one releases line up ever, and everything is behind a fucking paywall. As that aint enough you have these stupid game key cards, and Nintendo is also going woke too. The company is run by greedy people, long gone are Reggie and Iwata. Nintendo is fucking over.
 
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