Nintendo Switch 2 - For the Soytendo consoomers to speculate about the successor to the Switch, recently announced for 2025.

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Genuinely I think we need to start protesting at stores like Walmart, Target, and GameStop. Inform clueless mothers about just what exactly they're buying their kids. It genuinely makes my blood boil thinking about all the kids who will be groomed by this game. Heads need to roll for this shit.
 
I'm more concerned about what you could make your Miis look like, say, and do. I know earlier when Donkey Kong Bananza released, some guy shared an email from Nintendo saying that if he made the blocks shaped like a penis again, his console would be bricked. If I make an Epstein Mii, or have someone say "Pingas" am I going to lose access my console?
 
The Vivian shit was one thing because that's one of those cultural differences things where you either go for the closest thing or include three pages of translation notes and also nobody under the age of twenty is playing Paper Mario, but this is straight up egregious. This is a game for small children. This is a game for literal toddlers who are learning how to read and we're asking them if they want to have anal sex. It's fucked up. It's disgusting.

Angry Muda said:
I'm more concerned about what you could make your Miis look like, say, and do. I know earlier when Donkey Kong Bananza released, some guy shared an email from Nintendo saying that if he made the blocks shaped like a penis again, his console would be bricked. If I make an Epstein Mii, or have someone say "Pingas" am I going to lose access my console?
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There are way bigger concerns. Also iirc that was a shitpost, I know I saw streamers make dicks.
 
Angry Muda said:
I'm more concerned about what you could make your Miis look like, say, and do. I know earlier when Donkey Kong Bananza released, some guy shared an email from Nintendo saying that if he made the blocks shaped like a penis again, his console would be bricked. If I make an Epstein Mii, or have someone say "Pingas" am I going to lose access my console?
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People were making Hitler mii's back in the day without any fuss.
 
Tom Nook's Gloryhole said:
The digital store is absolutely shocking, with zero discounts for Nintendo games ever, with the best 'deal' being to get Switch online which allows me to buy two switch games slightly under RRP.
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Yeah and then they're getting rid of the vouchers system too. The best process to save some money on new games was to get Nintendo gift cards from Costco, $100 credit for $90, and then do the vouchers to get two games for $45 each at the end of the process. I'm not sure if that was ever available in your neck of the woods, but it made buying the never-discounted Nintendo games and upgrade packs a lot more palatable. Fucking Nintendo.
 
GlupShitto said:
Genuinely I think we need to start protesting at stores like Walmart, Target, and GameStop. Inform clueless mothers about just what exactly they're buying their kids. It genuinely makes my blood boil thinking about all the kids who will be groomed by this game. Heads need to roll for this shit.
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Clueless mothers on gaming are likely playing The Sims 4 on all its faggy glory and letting their children play Roblox on all its pedo glory.
 
Big Fat Guy said:
Rumored Nintendo direct next week. Everyone saying all the little ads and small directs recently are getting bloat out of the way.

All I want to see is the King in Mariokart World.
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There was a leak for a Switch/Switch 2 of The Disney Afternoon Collection (now with Goof Troop and Bonkers). I imagine that'll show up there.
 
gamerweeb1 said:
*Looks at Fire Emblem loli dragons*
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Hey, she’s a thousand years old.
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(but seriously, Intelligent Systems was patient zero at Nintendo)
GlupShitto said:
The last thing I need is woke Goofy.
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Then don’t watch season 3 of the Ducktales reboot.
 
Basic Blond Boy said:
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Anon is probably right:
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I feel like the obvious solution to this was to just not make this game. Literally every part of this PR crisis could have been avoided.

Speaking of which, their stock is plummeting. I can't wait to see the third biggest nuclear disaster in Japanese history lol.

Two Dollars said:
Oh that’s reassuring, good to know Nintendo only endorses wholesome family-friendly content like HOMOSEXUAL NONBINARY CHILDREN.
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I truly think we need some sort of protest movement over this. Niggers don't like homosexuals and trannies anymore than we do and they love rioting, so maybe if we post about this in black Facebook groups we can get them to sperg out and make Nintendo reconsider.
 
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GlupShitto said:
Speaking of which, their stock is plummeting. I can't wait to see the third biggest nuclear disaster in Japanese history lol.
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Don't get too excited, it'll most likely rebound next week when the general Direct drops and more PRODUCTS are revealed for niggercattle to CONSOOM
 
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