Nioh 2 Closed Alpha Demo

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The "Phil tries to be an edgy viral meme master Tweeter" arc is fucking garbage. Poking fun at SJWs in current year, hilarious. Can't wait for next week when he rickrolls us.
 
Didn't see it mentioned here yet, but his stream title is

DSP Plays the Nioh 2 Alpha Demo! NO ACCIDENT!

Did he make any beating-off jokes during his prestream?
 
Will this mark the return of mid-stance Phil who barely ki-pulsed and occasionally used skills? He hated Nioh 1 as it is so this is bout to hilarious to watch to unfold.
 
actually said:
Did he make any beating-off jokes during his prestream?
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Shockingly in the 2 HOUR long prestream before actual gameplay started, no he didn't.

I'd like to add on that after his break he's sub 400 viewers. This seems pretty low for a new release demo that is also a Soulslike. I know it's Saturday and people have better things to do, but that view count should be a little worrying for Phil, shouldn't it?
 
Rootbeer said:
Shockingly in the 2 HOUR long prestream before actual gameplay started, no he didn't.
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Two hour prestream. No football game apart from the Super Bowl gets that much aired leadup. The Oscars certainly don't.

Anyone still watching Phil unironically ought to qualify for disability.
 
Phil is able to stretch a 2 hour beta (Max finished it in 2 hours) to a 4 hour stream due to............

him constantly getting killed by the boss (12 times now and counting)

"Nothing I can do dooooooooooooood"

"I'm BLAWKING"

"I couldnt MOVE!"


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Pargon said:
What are they going to do? Report him to Twitch more than he already has been? Pretty obvious by now those go right into the filing cabinet suspiciously shaped like a garbage can.

Like it or not Phil has pretty good defense against their regular tactics. He doesn't rely at all on social media, his "employer" doesn't give a hot fuck about what he does or says and he has no lucrative sponsorships or promotions to lose. They haven't targeted him for a reason.
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Yeah but if he temporarily sees success from this kind of stuff he may feel the need to keep pushing the envelope and let his real inner racist side out. And one wrong tweet of "Stoopid tranny nigger jew ackackack" or whatever dumb shit his tiny mind can fat finger from his phone and he will have a whole heap of people with even more time on their hands than we do jumping up his ass. And the P.C. twitch overlords don't like that sort of thing on their platform. All I'm saying is that ol' Phil should really engage his second neuron if he wants to go down this path.
 
Pubic Enemy #1 said:
The "Phil tries to be an edgy viral meme master Tweeter" arc is fucking garbage. Poking fun at SJWs in current year, hilarious. Can't wait for next week when he rickrolls us.
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Its also funny that he twetts "How any of these people get out of their beds in the morning is astonishing" while being the most over sensitive and triggered person on the internet,the juxtaposition is quite something. This guys blocks people for merely liking a tweet that makes fun of him(thats how I was blocked,I never interacted with him),he bans dozens of people a day in his twitch chat and threatens to ban people for using emotes or not talking about him. He has the thinnest skin on the internet but calls people over sensitive for his boring joke.

Also some people were calling Phil "based and redpilled" on the replies,I hope it was sarcasm. How is Phil redpilled? He knows nothing about the real world and spends his entire day playing video games and watching tv shows like a bugman.
 
Demo is 2ish hours long... he stretch it out to almsot 5 hours... this fucking ass...
 
Lighten up people it was just a joke. How can you people be so sensitive? It's just a joke. It's funny to make fun of gender confused people. Haha trannies look funny.

In other news Phil has disabled sub pop up notifications so people don't say his wife is a horse. How can people be so stupid as to think those kinds of jokes are funny? Leave Kat's appearance out of this!
 
Sparkletor 2.0 said:
Lighten up people it was just a joke. How can you people be so sensitive? It's just a joke. It's funny to make fun of gender confused people. Haha trannies look funny.

In other news Phil has disabled sub pop up notifications so people don't say his wife is a horse. How can people be so stupid as to think those kinds of jokes are funny? Leave Kat's appearance out of this!
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Uuuhh, don't look at my post in the main thread then haha
 
Tatu Carreta2 said:
Its also funny that he twetts "How any of these people get out of their beds in the morning is astonishing" while being the most over sensitive and triggered person on the internet,the juxtaposition is quite something. This guys blocks people for merely liking a tweet that makes fun of him(thats how I was blocked,I never interacted with him),he bans dozens of people a day in his twitch chat and threatens to ban people for using emotes or not talking about him. He has the thinnest skin on the internet but calls people over sensitive for his boring joke.

Also some people were calling Phil "based and redpilled" on the replies,I hope it was sarcasm. How is Phil redpilled? He knows nothing about the real world and spends his entire day playing video games and watching tv shows like a bugman.
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I wouldn't worry too much about that. He was a running gag on /v/ for a while, which led to this great bit of pasta:

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0 for 7 on that "as a streamer" part now, by the way.
 
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Phil "This is a waste of my time, dood" Burnell speedruns through games to keep to his dumb schedule/clockout time: completely normal.
People finishing a short demo in about 2 hours because they play the game and don't have to constantly update dumb leaderboards: asshats.

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GTAB
 
GuyKazama said:
Smells a bit like wage quit at this point. Most significant contribution is a $5 dono from Rhab
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Might be a Wage/Ragequit. He's getting his ass handed to him by the current boss over and over again. Naturally, he's only using midstance and bitching about hit strings (LOL). I don't think he's even gotten a quarter of the boss health bar taken off yet.
 
LiquidCancer said:
He beat the boss on the second level but then it opened a "Twilight Mission" which is an alternative, harder map of the first mission, he started it but just gave up.

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I'm not sure why.
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I think wagequits are the most entertaining thing he's done since his last emergency video. I will goddamn never get sick of him growing gradually more petulant and frustrated until he just stops the game and ends the stream. I love how fast he clocks the fuck out - no regard at all for his audience or anyone stupid enough to give him money. Just, "okay, that's it. Smell you assholes later." Like getting up and leaving the line at your manufacturing job just because you're bored and your back hurts a little and when your boss asked you where you're going by the timeclock you just flip him the bird and tell him to eat shit and still expect to have a job whenever you decide to show up next.

What a fucking thirteen year old boy he is.
 
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