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You and your girlfriend are about to be eaten by cannibal natives, but thankfully you have a literal magic marker to draw a portal... that literally takes you out of the game and inside the game developer's studio where they are making games like you shoot movies!

You then get a job programming the games you were the protagonist of.
 
Fallout?

Turns out you weren't the king at all, just a depressed little kid and it was all your imagination, you fight some rats, you aren't lonely any more.
 
Pop said:
You and your girlfriend are about to be eaten by cannibal natives, but thankfully you have a literal magic marker to draw a portal... that literally takes you out of the game and inside the game developer's studio where they are making games like you shoot movies!

You then get a job programming the games you were the protagonist of.
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One of the Leisure Suit Larry games? I remember seeing something like that on YouTube.

After defeating the big bad, you and your friends go to your victory party only to find said party went on without you. After some bickering and finger pointing, you all decided to head back and play "kick around" with the bad guy's head. And she's alive and fully aware of it all.

Meanwhile, a hippo rides a spacecraft into the night sky.
 
You defeat an evil being in the past and return to your small farm town home with your pet cat girl
 
Rich clone of the protagonist's apprentice builds an underground city, nearly destroying the world above for the sake of daddy issues and time travel mishaps.
 
OtterParty said:
Experience the wonders of Take Your Daughter To Work Day across multiple generations, then punch God from the end of the solar system into the sun.
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Bayonetta.

You save your daughter and cease to exist.

You wake up and jump off a building.

You seal a demon in a magic stone and drop it in a snowy wasteland.

You were just an actor in a really weird furry movie the whole time.
 
Lurkman said:
The cleaning crew came to rescue you at 6 AM
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Five Night's at Freddy's: Sister Location.

You fight someone who's later revealed to be your twin brother in an epic battle after he saves you from someone about to murder you in the bathroom.
 
You beat the final boss and realize why there's a similar, but better game than this crap.
 
Your nyctophobic ass was the villain all along, but it's okay because the severed head you rescued is letting you go to nirvana anyway. The horrific torture-murders performed in the name of eldritch magic clearly meant nothing at all.
 
Zelda 2: Adventure of Link.

You fight your shadow. Made no sense.
 
After going to the hospital for gonorrhea, dealing with irate postal workers, and attending your uncle's birthday party, you make your way back home during an apocalypse involving the sky raining cats, everyone shooting each other, and RPG weilding terrorists. You make it home safely, but then your wife asks you if you picked up her rocky road ice cream.
 
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