No Nut November

[Israel did nothing wrong]

Like I say every year: I aim to make up for all the 'No Nutting' everyone else is doing, I am going to spend the entirety of November doing nothing but masturbating. My version of 'No Nut November' is that I will have not have any 'nut' inside my balls. I will nut so you don't have to. You're all welcum.

 

[Gekks]

The only kind of nut I'm abstaining from is pistachios.

Everything else is fair game.

 

[Neko GF]

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[FierceBrosnan]

>nutting outside your wife at all

I'm doing the SIGMA grindset and nutting in other people's wives.

 

[Basement Dwelling Dork]

I'm already prepared for this.
See instead of beating off to cartoons and other shit. I've decided to use sexpest lolcows as a reminder of what will happen if I touch my dick. Everytime I get the urge I ask...
"Do I want to end up like Chris and his fanta orange special"
"Do I want to end up like that furry who ate a pizza covered in splooge sauce"
"Do I want to end up like that man who review every single porn."
You'll say its cheating but the image of the examples up top makes me re-think touching my dick ever.

Im doing ultra-nightmare mode this NNN.

Atleast three times a day I whack off to just before the point of orgasm before stopping cold, and the rest of the day i surround myself with pornographic material

I will also have a vibrating bead lodged directly against my prostate on max the entirity of the month.

By the time December hits im going to be capable of phasing through solid objects, teleportation, and making a certain 41% statistic shoot all the way up to 100% by sheer willpower

We'll be rooting for you my guy. Don't give up.

 

[Power Ranger Monster]

I never fap. Just gonna be another average month of uncapitalized erections and the occasional wet dream.

 

[Fialovy]

Aren't most people seriously participating all like, 21 and under? I have never seen or heard of a dude in his 30s participate.

 

[Johan Schmidt]

White man, reject the idea of No Nut November. Embrace it's roots, store your Vrill for spellcasting purposes. It's not enough to avoid cooming, you must also participate in Esoteric Strasserists rituals to bring about Hyperboric reformation. Otherwise, what's the point?

 

[Dyn]

You guys are a pack of retards just stop being porn addicted anime pedos all year long and beat off when you feel like it.

 

[Basement Dwelling Dork]

You guys are a pack of retards just stop being porn addicted anime pedos all year long and beat off when you feel like it.

but how can I save my sperm up for dick destroy december

 

[Madre Muerte]

Pornography is evil blah blah blah.

 

[KingCoomer]

I'm going for it. I already don't fap generally at all because porn is for the weak.

Pornography is evil blah blah blah.

Unironically this.

 

[Flabba Wabba Jabba]

Aren't most people seriously participating all like, 21 and under? I have never seen or heard of a dude in his 30s participate.

You think some burnt out Gen X faggot is capable of abstaining? It's the whole generation that grew up supporting porn lmao.

 

[XYZpdq]

lol fuck that nerd shit I don't even get to No Nut Noon

 

[The Southwest Strangla]

I was DOA. I'll try again next year

 

[Juan But Not Forgotten]

I thought people post their favorite porn in this thread, but, oh, well...

 

[redcent]

Where do all these people get all the energy

 

[Muu]

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" Porn addiction is basically not a real thing" - porn addict

 

[Caesare]

Atleast three times a day I whack off to just before the point of orgasm before stopping cold, and the rest of the day i surround myself with pornographic material

That's a good way to get the dreaded male bladder infection.

 

[Slimy Time]

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