Megathread Non-binary genders / Enbies - When Male and Female Aren't Special Enough

[countrybumpkin]

A couple of days ago, I overheard a coworker talking about her "sibling" getting "top surgery." She only used their/they're pronouns and repeatedly said "sibling" instead of "brother" or "sister." At one point, she outright said, "My sibling is profoundly mentally ill." Which I'm guessing is something a shrink said to the family or her "sibling" because "profoundly" isn't a word you say much in casual conversation.

 

[AverageQuarianEnjoyer]

"profoundly" isn't a word you say much in casual conversation.

To be, "profoundly mentally ill" is a good phrase to describe a lot of enbies

 

[Aero the Alcoholic Bat]

To be, "profoundly mentally ill" is a good phrase to describe all enbies

Fixed it for you

 

[Gorton Colu]

A couple of days ago, I overheard a coworker talking about her "sibling" getting "top surgery." She only used their/they're pronouns and repeatedly said "sibling" instead of "brother" or "sister." At one point, she outright said, "My sibling is profoundly mentally ill." Which I'm guessing is something a shrink said to the family or her "sibling" because "profoundly" isn't a word you say much in casual conversation.

Sounds like one of those 'HR is in the room with us right now' conversations.

 

[and I must scream]

Laugh at me or whatever, but I miss Harry Potter so I started listening to a Harry Potter podcast called MuggleCast (apparently the oldest HP podcast still running or something like that) as I do some manual job that doesn't require too much thinking and concertation. I have never listened to any podcast about Harry Potter before, so this is new to me. I landed on an episode from June 4, 2024 (so five months ago), and right at the beginning, one of the participants/hosts/whatever in this podcast, who sounds like a regular normal adult man, has some announcement to make for Pride month (I swear I didn't even know the date of the episode when I picked it) - he has been on a journey of self discovery, and is now coming out publicly as non-binary, his pronouns are now they/them, and he is so excited to live as his authentic self. He really said that, "authentic self". "My most authentic self", to be exact. Not only that, he also started taking cross-sex hormones (of course he called that hormone replacement therapy) the same way a trans woman would (he said so himself - "I’m on a similar or identical medical regimen to that used by transgender women"), so his body would be aligned with his mind. The other participants/hosts/whatever then told him how proud they are of him. He then said that it's a bit scary because these are dark times, but the Harry Potter fandom has always been very accepting. Not a single word about Rowling, btw.

Guys. You have no idea the level of cringe I have felt. I just sat there feeling an overwhelming feeling of second-hand embarrassment I cannot even describe. An adult ass man, coming out as "non-binary" like he is a 12 years old girl on tiktok. Guys, this is so so embarrassing. Cringe cringe cringe cringe cringe. Hearing an adult man say it like that is so bizarre. Like you can't be serious, right? You can't seriously believe you are "non-binary". I had to check who this guy is and how old he is. So this guy is Eric Scull, and I found a facebook post that celebrates his 27th birthday on April 23, 2015. Which means this guy is 36. 36 guys. 36. A 36 years old man calls himself non-binary and takes cross-sex hormones. What for, by the way? What does he try to achieve? Smoother skin? Looking like a man with boobs? I mean, if you are not a trans woman, what is your end goal here? To look like an androgynous twink? You are 36, dude, this isn't likely to happen. What are you doing? I suspect that perhaps "non-binary" here is just a step on the way to be a TIM, but I don't know.

Sorry guys. I had to share. It was so pathetic and I feel the second hand embarrassment again as I write this. 36 years old man. Good lord.

 

[SpiderBitch]

I think the joke is that there's a lot of these relationships where the woman is into confusing wordvomit gendershit and the guy is just a normal guy and doesn't care about it at all. The guys obviously don't see them as nonbinary or w/e and just pay it lip service. A lot of those guys have very unwoke views but simply don't talk about them to the nutty women so that the pussy tap stays on.

This post reminds me so much of this:


I understood it immediately, because of the sheer amount of reddit/tumblr posts ive seen of 'nonbinary' girls (and the ftm) crying about how their normal boyfriends refuse to stop identifying as straight for her and therefore invalidate her identity lmao

Usually these dudes just settle for girls who arent trans in anything but pronouns, but are absolutely not pro-mtf or full-on ftm or into other social justice stuff

Spoiler: Examples

'100% certainty'
Sure, 16 yo pooner, if you wanna believe that. Ive seen many relationships like this where the guy stuck around until the actual hormone/surgery shit started happening. Most of them only play along as long as they have someone whos physically just a normal girl with short hair.

Also, on a different note:

Not beating the 'theyre just quirky white women with bad haircuts' allegations

 

[neverendingmidi]

Also, on a different note:
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Not beating the 'theyre just quirky white women with bad haircuts' allegations

Damn... she looks like Britney during her manic phase when she shaved her head like a lunatic.

 

[countrybumpkin]

Sounds like one of those 'HR is in the room with us right now' conversations.

I didn't even think that, but you might be right because her language was weirdly formal.

 

[Gorton Colu]

I didn't even think that, but you might be right because her language was weirdly formal.

I've had these conversations so it seemed familiar. People also talk this way when they're worried somebody else will report them.

Your coworker could be even more vague without saying who they were talking about. "Soneone I know..." she clearly wanted to talk about her sibling, but was self censoring.

 

[Larry David's Opera Cape]

A couple of days ago, I overheard a coworker talking about her "sibling" getting "top surgery." She only used their/they're pronouns and repeatedly said "sibling" instead of "brother" or "sister." At one point, she outright said, "My sibling is profoundly mentally ill." Which I'm guessing is something a shrink said to the family or her "sibling" because "profoundly" isn't a word you say much in casual conversation.

Funny I just clicked on this thread so I could sperg and vent about how irate it makes me that surgeries and hormones are being "indicated" (and covered by insurance) for fucking enbies. For a thing that doesn't exist at all in reality, it is "medically necessary" to amputate healthy organs and supplement with artificial hormones. Because clearly "they" was meant to be a "them" with no boobs, not a "them" with boobs.

 

[Gorton Colu]

Funny I just clicked on this thread so I could sperg and vent about how irate it makes me that surgeries and hormones are being "indicated" (and covered by insurance) for fucking enbies. For a thing that doesn't exist at all in reality, it is "medically necessary" to amputate healthy organs and supplement with artificial hormones. Because clearly "they" was meant to be a "them" with no boobs, not a "them" with boobs.

Makes quack doctors rich, retarded self funding companies feel good, and premiums higher. Oh and enbies smug knowing that everyone else is subsidizing them.

 

[Barry Williams]

A 36 years old man calls himself non-binary and takes cross-sex hormones. What for, by the way? What does he try to achieve? Smoother skin? Looking like a man with boobs? I mean, if you are not a trans woman, what is your end goal here?

I posted this literal exact sentiment in the A&N thread about that retard politician woman who was non-binary but taking T. Because I got so many funny stickers from it from Kiwis who liked it I'm giving you one as well to pay it forward.

 

[Slideshow Bill]

Maybe it’s because I’m sleep deprived but I have no clue what this is supposed to mean.

Quite a few liberal women and female gendies end up dating men who have more conservative politics for some reason. Although many of these women are white, there are many who are not. There's a meme I can't find of a stock photo of an angry brown woman with text that says "Down with the patriarchy!" "I hate white people!" and such and the bottom image is a stock photo of a random white man and the text reads: "her boyfriend". This is the other side of the "Never ask a white supremacist what his girlfriend looks like" memes.

 

[Wallace]

Anna continues to write porn. Before you read this, know that Anna has a long history of dealing with abuse (possibly sexual in nature), and abusive relationships and men trigger the fuck out of her.



Working on Chapter 4 of what started as a nice fun porny romp about taking a break at the Island Sanctuary to fuck G'raha about his trauma after the end of Endwalker, and which has turned into a fic that will have 6 chapters of porn-with-lots-of-feelings-and-some-plot.

You know. As one does.

Spoiler: NSFL

And I’m particularly proud of this exchange:

“I’m glad we were finally able to fuck some sense into you,” I quipped, then immediately worried I’d said the wrong thing.

Thankfully, G'raha laughed. “Oh, I think you’ll have to fuck it into me a few more times at least.”

Alisaie giggled. “Would it help if I started yelling things like ‘I never wanted to fuck the Exarch’ when I come inside you? Though now that I hear it out loud, that’s a bit unwieldy.”

“'Pre-Tower G'raha was kind of irritating and I would probably have fucked him a few times and moved on’ definitely isn’t better,” I offered, unable to resist cackling at G'raha’s disgusted sigh.

“You’re so mean,” G'raha whined.

I wrapped my arms around his waist and squeezed tight. “Only because we care.”

 

[Wallace]

Double-post because fuck you.



Yeah, take that fascists! Anna's gonna go for a walk and put on some moisturizer! Cope and seethe!

 

[Wallace]

Is this that "trans joy" I've heard so much about?

 

[Aunt Carol]

Is this that "trans joy" I've heard so much about?

She looks worse and years older; is any of that the change in lighting, or is testosterone a wonder drug?

 

[Larry David's Opera Cape]

Why the fuck do they all look so eerily the same?

I need a scientist to come in and explain this with diagrams and cross-sections and the works.

 

[SpiderBitch]

Why the fuck do they all look so eerily the same?

I need a scientist to come in and explain this with diagrams and cross-sections and the works.

The answer is usually fat/too autistic to even attempt too lookmax

Also since this shit (ESPECIALLY enby shit) is nowadays mainly just a social phenomenon its because they copy eachother like they've copied their gender shit from eachother

 

[Larry David's Opera Cape]

The answer is usually fat/too autistic to even attempt too lookmax

Also since this shit (ESPECIALLY enby shit) is nowadays mainly just a social phenomenon its because they copy eachother like they've copied their gender shit from eachother

It's just fascinating how even the ones that are less obese have that John Goodman rectangular jowly look.