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Non-binary SNL Cast Member Calls Out Anti-Trans Laws in Moving Speech​

Saturday Night Live cast member Molly Kearney took the stage on last night's episode and made a hilarious and impassioned speech about the recent attacks on trans youth in the U.S.

Molly, who is SNL's first non-binary cast member and uses they/them pronouns, stole the show by joining Michael Che and Colin Jost on “The Weekend Update” segment of the show.

While introducing Molly, Michael Che pointed out that more than 400 anti-LGBTQ+ bills have been introduced across the country since the start of the year. According to the ACLU, the total number of bills is 461.

Molly Kearney then descends from the ceiling, supported by a harness, in a dramatic and hysterical entrance.

After descending down, Molly joked that their groin area was “beefed” form the harness and that they've been “hung up on my genitals for far too long and I'm starting to feel like a fricken Republican lawmaker.”

Michael Che then brings up that this week alone, at least 14 states have passed legislation that restricts gender-affirming care for children.

“Listen to that Michael. Restricting healthcare for kids. For some reason, there's something about the word ‘trans’ that makes people forget the word ‘kids,’" Molly said. "If you don't care about trans kids' lives, it means you don't care about fricken kids' lives."

The comedian was met with a big applause. Molly then joked that they were hanging from the ceiling for a long time while waiting for their grand entrance.

“At one point, I heard a crew guy say, ‘Is she gonna die up there?’ And then another guy was like, ‘You mean, are THEY going to die up there?' And then they both walked away and didn't help,” Molly quipped. “Which feels a lot like how trans people are being treated right now.”

“People need to wake up. We are making trans kids grow up too fast. We should be keeping them safe, and we need to lift them up,” Molly continued, as the harness started lifting the comedian out of their chair. “NOT ME, ‘THEM.’ I MEAN THE KIDS.”

Molly continued: “Che, they got my pronouns right, let's go!”

As Molly was dangling from the ceiling, they got serious again: “What's happening kids, is WRONG, and you don't need to be scared. Our job is to protect you, and your job is to focus on being a kid. It's kinda like me flying in the ‘SNL’ sky — there's a bunch of dudes asking you about your crotch and controlling what and where you're allowed to pee. But if you just hang on, you'll look up and realize, you're flying kid!”

Before being pulled above the Weekend Update desk, Molly yelled, “Trans rights!”

Molly joined the cast in September 2022, at the start of its 48th season, and made history on the show as the first non-binary member. Kearney's comedic chops have been recognized before they joined the cast — Molly appeared in the Amazon remake of A League of Their Own along with Disney+'s Mighty Ducks.

Watch the full skit here:
 
How many decades has it been since SNL was even close to passable?
Unofficially Three.
If you want to be technical. SNL died with Belushi and Eddie Murphy/Chris Rock leaving being the symbolic closing of the casket on their talent. Ackroyd/ Shannon and the originalscouldn't carry it forever. When the other heavy hitters left for actual acting, the show floundered.

Officially two.


But if you want to be generous, The last bit of acceptable were the meme song era of the Lonely Island, but it was also during that time period that SNL stole a lot of MadTv jokes , especially HeroinPM and ran it into the ground with a whopping 5+ variations of the same fucking joke being told by different people.
 
How many decades has it been since SNL was even close to passable?
The first episode of the 2013-2014 season of SNL is also the last time SNL was close to passable. From Arcade Fire's performance to Tina Fey shitting all over the new cast that started that season (which included most of the hyper woke psychos that have made the show unwatchable the last couple of seasons) and the writers (literally shitting on their sketch pitches for Tina), it felt like a series finale and will remain my head canon last episode in terms of Tina dismembering/burning a corpse before it could rise from the grave as a zombie.
 
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Silly troon. Where did you think TTD started from? Troon behavior. Their need to be relevant in all things, their unquenchable desire to groom kids to have them undergo the very twisted process that created them. A process that entails nothing but pain and loss all for the affirmation of twisted people who amount to nothing in the long run. And most importantly, how troons are the de facto brownshirts of the current regime. Troons can do no wrong as any atrocities committed by them are either swept under the rug or minimized. And this enablement has one purpose. To lower the standards of society so the 'elites' can engage in public depravity without catching flak as well as being conveniently used to destroy any upstart that dares to threaten the status quo.

TL;DR: Troon is mad that they are being recognized as rabid attack dogs of the elites.
 
I still don't know what non-binary even means.
Even lazier in your transition than """normal""" troons?
At this point I think its a term used by people who are too fat they can't see their genitals anymore and their facial structure has been hidden by incredible amounts of flab so you can't tell either.
 
Usually just a woman who wears pants, has a buzz cut, and won't shut the fuck up about being non-binary.
Someone who wants to be special without having to actually do anything special or affect their position in society negatively.....

The greatest boon to lefists these past 20 years is the realization that you can be declaratively special (and therefore oppressed) just by existing instead of special through achievement. It has led us to this point where people declare states of being where they just are, upon waking up every morning, special, without having to do anything. And even more? That state is unique and worthy of praise.
 
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