Normal things that remind you of lolcows - Kiwi Trauma: 'Oh God, I can't unsee it' Edition

[DangerousGas]

As with all of you, my time on the farms has desensitised me to some of the more horrifying behaviours generated by the autistic mind. However, in this thread I'm more interested in the less predictable associations and things that you've been sensitised to as a result.

To start with:

A perfectly innocuous shower gel that my wife bought. Every time I see it, I can't help but associate it with ADF, and it's a mental link that just won't shift.

Anyone else got anything that's been horribly skewed by cow-watching?

 

[cypocryphy]

taking a dump.

 

[Ido]

 

[Tony Fuckin Abbott]

Fuck you ninja

 

[QE 757]

a certain brand of yellow soft drink

 

[Carlos Thin]

My own life.

 

[CatParty]

@Bogs's life

 

[ZehnBoat]

I saw a commercial yesterday where someone said "I don't like pickle jars"
I'm sorry, it's just too chris.

 

[The Joker]

If I see Fanta I just feel sick to my stomach.

 

[Abethedemon]

Once I saw a juice stand called "Tomgirl"

 

[clowney]

Just... The Sonic franchise as a whole.

 

[Tismo]

I can't imagine a taint without remembering the horrifying un-clit.

 

[MerriedxReldnahc]

We have a Mr. Pickle's sandwich shop and sometimes there is a man in a pickle suit standing outside. They offer orange Fanta as one of their drink options.
I want to get a picture with the pickle suit guy while wearing my sonichu medallion becasue autism

 

[Broseph Stalin]

I drive through the shitty part of town on my way home from work, and I always see some pretty decent looking Hispanic chola girls. But now every time I see them, I always remember how ADF tries and fails so hard to be them.

 

[Flamesoul the Diabolical]

Not sure if this counts, but I use the forum ratings system when talking to people. I say "agree", "optimistic", and "informative" out loud in conversations. I think "powerlevel" sometimes as well, but I don't say it out loud...
Also I say other ratings out loud, it's not just those four lol

 

[Checkered Spotlight]

I can't watch cartoons with the Crimson Chin without thinking of Locria.

 

[Sigyn]

 

[ZehnBoat]

We have a Mr. Pickle's sandwich shop and sometimes there is a man in a pickle suit standing outside. They offer orange Fanta as one of their drink options.
I want to get a picture with the pickle suit guy while wearing my sonichu medallion becasue autism

I'm glad marvin got a job

 

[Ti-99/4A]

I was in a gas station restroom and the paper toilet seat covers were CWC brand.
There's a company called Kiwi Glass Co. in my town.
I was at an art show called Thinking Outside the Box and there was one box with old electronics and a buffalo skull glued onto it.

 

[ObeseScreamingBlackMan]

Trying to keep a straight face every time I meet a Julie.