Normal things that remind you of lolcows - Kiwi Trauma: 'Oh God, I can't unsee it' Edition

[Marionette]

There's a WWE wrestler named Tyler Breeze and his Twitter handle is @MmmGorgeous and I can't not think Of Chris' I AM STRAIGHT video.

"Boobies... Vaginas... Mmm. Gorgeous."

Also clearly late but I can't drink any Fanta products anymore.

 

[glutenfreebooty]

One of my law textbooks has Phil Burnell listed as a co-author, so whenever I look at the cover, I think of DSP beating his meat on camera.

 

[Guardian G.I.]

Thanks to Moleman 9000, I can't help but chuckle when someone says "Talk to me!".

 

[MrJakeTerror]

late 90's pop music.

 

[AssRock]

Trains.

 

[AN/ALR56]

Adolf Hitler

 

[Ntwadumela]

Tumblr.

 

[Mark Corrigan]

Yesterday my local shopping mall played Ke$ha's Tik Tok on their sound system. I am immediately reminded of this:

Sometimes I play this several times a day and I haven't even heard Kesha's version.

 

[Ravelord]

I can't think of the name Julie/Julia/Juliet without internally thinking . And that's terrible.

 

[Army Burger]

Whenever I take a dump I think for a moment about how fucking weird it is that Locria thinks rubbing crap on herself is erotic.

 

[friedshrimp]

Virginia.

 

[Xarpho]

Ginger (thanks a lot you guys)
Rugby shirts
Autism

 

[c-no]

When I see the Pepsi logo, it kinda brings to mind the twerking video Chris did. Didn't help that a user somewhere on this forum pointed it out.

 

[Witlich]

Chris-chan changed my mind on twerking. At first I thought it wasn't so bad but now I can't get the sight of his horrendous bouncing posterior out of my mind ever since he uploaded that one video. It's even worse than watching Undertale characters twerk!

 

[IceGray]

The initials SJW in any context. My kitchen has biscuit jars with the labels still on and they come from a bakery called SJW Industries.

 

[Ntwadumela]

Autistic people in general.

 

[Sailor_Jupiter]

Autism. And the Pokemon Kechleon, or chameleons in general. *shudder*

 

[Tailypo]

Striped shirts with bright colors.

 

[LagoonaBlue]

If I see Fanta I just feel sick to my stomach.

I had a (now ex) friend that was like that.

On topic - Sonic the Hedgehog, My Little Pony, Mary Poppins & Sailor Moon.

 

[RM 810]

not directly cow related, but I just got an advert for this thing, took a screen cap, realised how autistic it was to do that, but I'm posting it anyway, because damn if it's not fitting.