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Why is losing your virginity a free space? Do you realize how hard it is to get your cherry popped?
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I did it but through like sheer luck
I guess if you count prostitutes its easy
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- Jul 30, 2016
Moved out: Yes, but way later than I should have.
Played in a team sport: Last time was in grade school, probably could have made high school basketball team if I stuck with it. Probably could have played low level professional golf if I had stuck seriously with that.
Vacation with friends: No.
Funeral: Define friend.
Festival or concert: No.
Good kisser: No.
Complimented: Yeah, I guess.
Conversation starter: No, not really.
Birthday party: Again, grade school.
Go out on weekends: lol jfc no.
Prom: Yes.
Social networking: I scroll through Twitter habitually but I rarely post and nobody follows me. Also use Instagram for celebrity cooming purposes.
Lost virginity: Yes.
1yr Relationship: Yes.
Tagged in photos: Yes, but it's been a while.
5 sexual partners: No.
Proud parents: Yes, but came after years and years of disappointment.
Not fat; in good shape: Neither yes or no.
Sex in public place: Most of my sex took place in the back seat of cars.
Recreational drugs: Very rarely, and only if I'm already drunk, which is also extremely rare.
Rarely alone on holidays: Usually alone.
Girls loved me: Yes.
Job: Yes.
Been to a house party: Yes, but very rarely and it hasn't been for years.
Picked up girl from bar: No.
Played in a team sport: Last time was in grade school, probably could have made high school basketball team if I stuck with it. Probably could have played low level professional golf if I had stuck seriously with that.
Vacation with friends: No.
Funeral: Define friend.
Festival or concert: No.
Good kisser: No.
Complimented: Yeah, I guess.
Conversation starter: No, not really.
Birthday party: Again, grade school.
Go out on weekends: lol jfc no.
Prom: Yes.
Social networking: I scroll through Twitter habitually but I rarely post and nobody follows me. Also use Instagram for celebrity cooming purposes.
Lost virginity: Yes.
1yr Relationship: Yes.
Tagged in photos: Yes, but it's been a while.
5 sexual partners: No.
Proud parents: Yes, but came after years and years of disappointment.
Not fat; in good shape: Neither yes or no.
Sex in public place: Most of my sex took place in the back seat of cars.
Recreational drugs: Very rarely, and only if I'm already drunk, which is also extremely rare.
Rarely alone on holidays: Usually alone.
Girls loved me: Yes.
Job: Yes.
Been to a house party: Yes, but very rarely and it hasn't been for years.
Picked up girl from bar: No.
Astro Loafo
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