nostalgic lolcows?

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This small youtuber I randomly found years ago. Shes been on youtube since '08-'09 and she just posts videos of her singing, terrible short "movies" and hornyposting about Michael Emerson, Sean Aston, and I guess now Tucker Carlson? This thread made me remember her and look her up and I'm glad to see she's still the same over 10 years later.
 
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Applemilk1988 and Magibon. Two web 1.2 YouTube attention whore weebs who I wouldn't have fucked with your dick.

Applemilk1988 (pw: EMIRY Connor) is famous for being a dumbass whore (see fig.1) and having an uproarious 2ch post by some random jap directed at her that became a proto-meme (see fig.2) because she tried to act like an anime character all the time in her YouTube videos.

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...gross.

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AT FULL FORCE

Emiry moved to Japan around the 2010s to...drumroll...do porn.


Magibon (pw: Margaret Rirrian Adams) was a creepy as fuck loli lookin, GOTIS-riddled monstrosity who made YouTube videos where she, I shit you the fuck not, did absolutely nothing but stared at the camera smiling for an extended period of time and periodically flashing the peace symbol like an anime character. After she became popular, and by that I mean after she developed a rabid following of pedophile sexperverts who stalked her youtube channel and obsessively simped for her, she began making other videos where she would speak Japanese. The bitch became HUGE on early Youtube. She became so popular in fact, that some faggy Jap TV studio invited her to come out to Japan to be on their talkshow, and oh my dear friends, you could not have hoped for a better outcome.

Magibon promptly accepted the offer, boarded the plane, and appeared on the television show in japan. As soon as she stepped out onto the stage, I imagine at least a couple of her simps watching at home instantly perished of cardiac arrest. The ones who lived immediately lost every ounce of interest they ever had in Magibon. Because you see, in all of her Youtube videos, her camera was actually strategically placed about 3 feet above her head, pointing downwards at her face in an extreme version of what was known as a FGAS or Fat Girl Angle Shot. But Magibon was obviously not fat...so what gives? It turns out Magibon had utilized this extreme camera angle to cover up the reality that she was in fact motherfucking hideous and had the grill of a mexican cartel torture victim:

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Pictured: THE TEEFZ REVEALED

The actual content of the appearance on the talk show is pretty cringey too, and consists of Magibon shyly smiling and being completely silent while these two japs chatter away at her in their moonspeak, and Magibon trying to hide her repulsive chin and snaggleteeth behind her hands.

Upon returning to America, Magibon quite understandably slipped into obscurity.

Where are they now?

Who fucking cares. It does appear that after all these years, they are now both in Japan. In fact, I have managed to scare up a photo of them standing next to one another. I would venture a guess that they appear in "films" together but that is just pure speculation.

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Woof.
 
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VenomFangX.

Anyone who remembers the Great Atheist-Creationist YouTube Wars from 2007-2010 will know that name.
Dude was legit psycho, but in a way that was really entertaining. He was thunderf00t's whipping boy for a good laugh because he would do insane shit like dress up as the Joker from TDK to prove that Atheists are...wrong, I guess?? No clue what he's up to now, but when I was in my edgy atheist phase in my early 20s during this time he was one of my favorite lolcows.
 
Jack Chick was my first lolcow before I even knew what a lolcow was and I'd say he was one of the more influential lolcows of the internet in the late 90's and early 2000's. Chick Tract parodies and edits were one of the earliest memes I remember seeing online.

Fred and Parkourdude91 were both pretty nostalgic lolcows but both of them were just dudes playing a character. Fred even made money off of it and then fucked off and moved on with his life.
 
I miss when I arrived from college in 2015 and started to read fresh posts about Peter Coffin and Timbox on /cow/.
 
Far too young to experience classic era CWC trolling, but listening to the timeline of events in the documentary just makes me think of what my life was back then and what I was doing as a kid. To put it into perspective, next year will be 13 years since the Bluespike saga. Bluespike will have doubled his age since the time he got Chris to shove the medallion up his ass.

I also think about how I looked up who this Chris Chan guy was after seeing him referenced in a few YouTube videos circa 2017-2018 and saw the OG run of the first 13 episodes of the documentary before it got taken down for "cyber bullying" and being really upset because it was on the cusp of the Liquid Saga and I heard that it was the best saga.
 
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