not doing good - 4/27/2019

hamburgerlardraid said:
@666EVE666 to make your life easier bb
+Our gorl is on her irregular period and it is "up and down"
+Sat in the kitchen and cried and begged for a binge
+Ambabies are handing out asspats like hotcakes (AN: intentional Amberism)
+Starts crying, does not want "to let us down"
+Feels like a failure
+Can't lose weight "in the speed of lightning"
+Superchats keep pouring in, someone suggests that she should have a cheat day (V V BAD IDEA)
+starting to "hate food"
+chalks up her depression to melatonin gummies
+in patient care is too expensive to her
+Becky made her "snap out of it"
+cooked a bunch of meals in advance they are "set to rumble"
+general consensus of chat is that she is just crying for money
+"everyone has different opinions", she said when someone said the gummy gate is bullshit
+recalls Jan 2018 in that she was on track and failed shortly after, several people have been drawing that comparison
+since she has started YouTube, this is the longest she has gone without binging
+"emotional eater, food addict, and binge eater" all in one, our gorl loves labels
+everyone keeps spamming the chat with "CHEEP CHEEP" and "GREEDY", claims that "there is karma for everyone"
+has the urge to weigh herself everyday
THIS IS JUST PART 1, MORE TO COME
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Good Lord ambabies are a bunch of tards. If she actually had bed like she claims (I know she doesn’t) “Go ahead and have a cheat day” is like telling a recovering heroin addict “just a couple milligrams won’t kill you” or telling a recovering alcoholic “just one drink won’t hurt”
But in the end it’s the same tired song and dance. Of course ambers gonna use that comment as “permission” to clear her cupboards and “not deprive herself too much”.
I hope none of them go to school for addiction therapy.
 
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hamburgerlardraid said:
+claims to know every reason as to why she has an eating disorder
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Here's my guess

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PART 3 @666EVE666
+"I have so many friends you do not know about you guisssse"
+someone suggests that she should drink a bottle of Ex-Lax
+Twinkie follows her everywhere she goes... so not at all
+reminds us that she is not constipated (THANK YOU FOR THE KNOWLEDGE BOO BOO)
+people are encouraging her to binge in the comments (OK WHICH ONE OF YOU GUYS DID IT)
+people are requesting for Necky and Twankie Storrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr in her vlogs
+someone requests a smegma mookbong
+there are two sides to her: the one who "doesn't give two effs" and the other one that is sensitive and is incredibly binge-prone
+someone exposes her that she has only changed her personality because she lost subs and views, ultimately reducing her income
+starts singing High School Musical
+"if you arent struggling, you arent trying hard enough" Albert is shaken to the core after hearing that, she has not been this excited since she bought that shrimp ring
+feels vindicated by all of this
+our gorl loves some fake deep bullshit
+"society humanity needs help in this world" someone put that in the Amberisms thread
+does not have any more leg pain
+has another small scale victory she was about to share but censors herself because she believes people will use it against her
+is starting to develop cramps, Menstruationlynn is real y'all
+is grossed out by the prospect of eating some candy
+Azealia Banks enters the chat lmao (I doubt it is the real one)
+is totally incompetent in working YouTube live streams, even though she has been on this platform for over 5 years
+indulges in more fake deep shit quotes
+still needs to try frozen grapes
+has been having a lot of potatoes recently, but has not had one in a long time (another one for the Amberism thread)
+acknowledges her acanthosis nigricans developing all over her body
+has thought about doing healthy mookbongs, claims that people do not want her to do that
+eating a lot of vegetables and fruits is somehow counteractive to her weight loss
+Twinkie looking fatter than ever comes on cam and barks on command
+puts Twink down when she finds out Twinkie's breath stinks, idk maybe groom her????? not like the dog can brush her own teeth
+deletes the live immediately after she ends it, apparently she has been cussing a lot on the live
FIN
 
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The only endurance she had was pretending like she gave a shit for these few weeks and in the end she couldnt keep it up either. Meanwhile here at the ole farms we knew better lol the people giving her these basic white bitch "positive vibes" are some of the dumbest cunts on the planet same gorls with the "live, laugh, love" decor all over their homes.
 
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InTheMorning said:
+eating a lot of vegetables and fruits is somehow counteractive to her weight loss

LOL.

Really, there is no other legit reaction to that.
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she made a video a long time ago saying exercise and walking made her gain weight and went on to explain she is unique and she loses faster not exercising. she might pull that excuse up again so she doesn't have to do those arm ups anymore.
 
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Islamic content but I've wondered about Al's period. Anorexics (and some athletes) don't menstruate because of the low body fat but surely Al's off the charts body fat and general system failure must have an impact on menstrual function right? I can't imagine anything in her body is functioning at normal levels. Even her eyes have gone wonky.
 
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YOUR MOM said:
Islamic content but I've wondered about Al's period. Anorexics (and some athletes) don't menstruate because of the low body fat but surely Al's off the charts body fat and general system failure must have an impact on menstrual function right? I can't imagine anything in her body is functioning at normal levels. Even her eyes have gone wonky.
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She has explained in the past that she basically doesn't have a period-- she maybe gets one or two a year, and they either last a day or it's like a blood dump for days on end. Not at all normal.
 
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Captain Ahab said:
To lose a pound of fat you need create a caloric deficit of at least 3,500 kcal. That assumes all the energy would come from your fat, which isn’t how into usually works. 3,500 per pound of fat is very optimistic. The TDEE of a 550-lb 28-year-old woman that doesn’t do any serious physical activity is around 3,500-4,000 kcal.

She’d have to literally eat nothing to lose a pound of fat per day. Half a pound is realistic and quite good. She could lose that eating about 2,000 kcal per day.
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Sort of OT but your comment reminded me of a man on YouTube who's been water fasting for over 100 days now. He's down to the 360s from 530 in December and his goal is 190 by the end of the year. Not that Amber will ever have that type of drive and discipline though..
 
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Captain Ahab said:
It’s mind-blowing how many megaobese people expect to lose weight in he blink of an eye.
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Even more mindblowing that they think WLS alone is a fix-all solution for them on that. I said this before and I will say it again for emphasis; WLS is extremely dangerous and chances for long-term success from WLS is less than 5 percent.
 
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