Not-E3 2024 Thread - A place to discuss the whole week's worth of video game broadcasts and announcement

[Blitzsneed]

THEY'RE STILL SHILLING ALAN WAKE 2.

 

[Gravityqueen4life]

I THINK ALAN WAKE 2 SUCKS!

 

[Kier Starmer]

Who actually gives a shit about Alan Wake 2... oh wow a physical edition it will not sell well again.

The guy sounds like he belongs on a watch list

 

[Toilet seats vendor]

This is Neil Drcukmann levels of fart huffing

 

[trent]

Alan Wake 2 was fairly bad but i used my MS reward points to buy the fancy edition so i'll play this DLC.

 

[blablabla]

im not watching this shit. no metal gear delta or gta 6?

 

[trent]

We've hit the Korea-town section where the devs with more money than God earned from micro-transactions buy 20 minutes of any videogame conference.

 

[Kier Starmer]

The game crash is going to make so many danger hairs kill themselves and thats good.

 

[IDanceonTrannyGraves]

That new Capcom game actually looks interesting.

 

[Blitzsneed]

>PalWorld
>"Come on Depresso, cheer up! It's the Summer Game Fest!"
lmao

 

[trent]

myunitygame1.proj is getting an update!

 

[Gravityqueen4life]

REMEMBER PALWORLD GUYS!?

 

[Kier Starmer]

The same week the Elden Ring DLC is out, suicide mission

 

[whatever I feel like]

Valorant still exists?

 

[Broseph]

I swear I saw the tranny flag in the Skate trailer...

 

[trent]

A whole new playbase gets to experience how utterly shit Valorant is.

 

[Kier Starmer]

Remember when they said League of Legends is coming to Consoles in 2021... When they said Valorent was too.

 

[Broseph]

What is the Valorent trash no one cares about this garbage

 

[Lone MacReady II]

Damn, Fatal Fury looks way better than Woke Fagger 6.

KoF was enough of a warning shot to avoid the modern button mashers altogether.

 

[Toilet seats vendor]

>Amazing voice actor