“Not your personal army” ok cool but where do I get one. - I want to drive the internet hate machine

[Bees]

Title.

 

[Distant Ranger]

 

[Just A Butt]

i usually find mine standing outside of Home Depot

 

[deso2y]

From XINA, obviously.

 

[L50LasPak]

Start a cult. Seems to be a good era for it.

 

[AsbestosFlaygon]

Simple, run for leader of a country which has a military.

 

[Boss Nigger]

Join reddit, and pretend you're a girl

 

[Chaos Theorist]

mercenaries

 

[Fomo Hoire]

Post this in Q&A so we can vote on it

 

[ICametoLurk]

Go to Sneed's Feed and Seed (Formerly Chuck's).

 

[WeWuzFinns]

Be member of an influential tribe, and use your connections to become a billionaire, so that you can create incentives for some other nation to use their army as your personal army. They can fuck over your neighbors, while you can keep your hands mostly clean.

 

[ProfessorCuckulus]

therapy to talk about hwy you have meglomoniacal fantasies of being a cult leader

 

[byuu]

Kill yourself and you can get people to ddos shit for you.

 

[I'm Retarded?]

Join reddit, and pretend you're a girl

have big tits and wave them around online but keep them covered up and never actually show anyone your naked tits. flirt with everyone who interacts with you but never give them any satisfaction. unsatisfied men with boners are one of the most dangerous forces in the galaxy. unsatisfied men with boners have destroyed entire civilizations

 

[CreamyHerman’s]

Kill yourself and you can get people to ddos shit for you.

You forgot part 1: Develop a emulator in assembly code and go batshit insane

 

[Anonymus Fluhre]

Take a trip to Africa. It's where all the warlords start off at. South America isn't a bad choice either. Just offer them whores, drugs, and loot.

 

[Mystified & Ancient]

I asked the Internet for you ("Where can Bees get a personal Army?") and it responded with this!

 

[Phalanges Mycologist]

Well historically you would hire some mercenaries, but today they only really work for governments or companies big enough to be governments.

If you really want to try it you could always do what fundamentalist religious people do and have a lot of kids - you may end up with a squad or section if you're really lucky but that takes time effort and money.

Other than that your up shit creak without a paddle I'm afraid.

 

[Ronnie McNutt]

start a community, unironically if you do that then the community will participate in your gayops as long as you make it not obvious that it is an attempted gayop

 

[Skitarii]

They're always looking for buyers