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When solid chris (chris chan) lost the song contest to proof who the real CWC is against liquid chris, the TRUE and HONEST Christian Weston Chandler
 
Pretty much everything regarding TJ Church.

As a lolcow alone, he was boring for the most part and his thread languished in obscurity with less than five posts...until he created the Cowlick account and tried to defend his internet honor.

Which naturally kept the thread going for nearly five years and was fucking hilarious to boot. He just didn't know when to quit for the longest time.

ADF's most recent attempt at claiming GRS surgery is another moment worth remembering.

He actually put in a little effort and had some of us fooled (myself included) into thinking he actually went out and got it done thanks to those disgusting photos he took. It was pretty much his peak moment and the closest he came to ever "winning" against the Farms.
 
Sargon gets owned by Richard Spencer. Then Sargon trying to 1up Jim just to prove Internet = Real life because Jimbo thinks the opposite.. Also implying Jimbo is a pedo who grooms kids.

Sargon taking down an entire UK political party is fucking hilarious.

tl;dr for the above:

Jim getting b& by Pateron because of his Trans video. (NSFW/L)
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Transtastic Tales Episode 1: How The Sausage Is Made

GENDER REVEAL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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I still haven't forgot how fast Mumkey Jones dropped from mostly decent to shitfire in just a few days. It's incredible how fast things dumped on him and I'm shocked he's not dead yet.
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Last year was the year of relationship trashfires for me. People already mentioned mumkey and projared so I'll bring up slazo instead.

It was a pretty fun ride seeing him be vilified, own up to the mistakes he did make while disproving a good amount of shit, and then discovering that imallexx and co are a bunch of cunts.

Quinton getting BTFO'D for celebrating mumkeys channel termination was pretty funny too.

Oh and just the entirety of the Simba Lion/ Furry Valley thread is fucking insanity. Well worth the read.
 
The incident that garnered Sapphire Crimson Claw her social media infamy and the nickname Womb Wizard:
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Chris macing the GameStop employee, since it's what led me to discover this wonderful place.
 
  • Greg calling the police on Chris Hansen.
  • The audio of the call being released and listening to the 911 operator feign ignorance as to who Chris Hansen is and why he's knocking on Greg's door. Just that whole fucking call is amazing.
  • Greg serving the wrong Chris Hansen.
  • Greg wearing a bullet proof vest backwards to court.
  • Greg being shorter than Repzion, confirming manlet status.
  • Greg tweeting sex tripe while his daughter is in hospital with a cracked skull after falling two fucking stories.

Also the DissociaDID thread is hopping right now in Beauty Parlor and is worth a read.
 
  • Zoe Quinn's artist sending Ethan Van Schiver a butthole pic.
  • That one furry who accidentally told her boss to "suck my dick and balls".
  • The forum member who was writing a story about a fluffy pony assassinating Kim Jong Un, for some reason I remember it being Johnny Bravo, but I might be wrong.
  • The hilariously bad series of SJW games, like I Get Cucked Every Day and No Male Heroes.
  • Dan Olsen admitting he knew about Jewario's pedophilia, but refusing to mention it because gamergaaaaaaaate
  • Anthony Burch getting cucked and having his wii u getting taken away.
  • DSP belligerently demanding the nurse bring his girlfriend a sandwich, only to snarl it right in front of her.

A little long, but man. There have been some good times, aye?
 
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Yesterday, Smugruko's entire "gaming journalism" website got wiped and she lost all but 3 of her articles because she pissed off a former unpaid employee and forgot to remove her admin permissions for the website.
The only articles she's been able to salvage are ones that were archived on the Wayback Machine because she and none of her staff saved any of their back ups. She's currently scrambling to put her website back together and pretending she isn't having a temper tantrum behind the scenes. Professional journalism, ladies and gentlemen.
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Smugruko drinking bleach in her suicide attempt was great. I forgot about that along with Shaner's legendary threads about his foamer ass.
 
I joined the site before but didn’t start posting until after Trump’s election. Can’t believe we’re only months away from potentially another nationwide sperg out.

Alison Rapp and Zoe Quinn I think were the first cows I followed here. Rapp would go on to drop off the face of the earth, while Quinn would go on to be...well, Quinn. I wonder what would have happened had Ali never peaced out the way she did.

SoK getting exposed as somehow even bigger cows than DSP and Fred Fuchs fuching off after getting caught was another fun moment for the site. Especially when the rest of the members came out and basically shit all over Fred, the poor fucher.

#ChangeTheChannel and all of it coming to a head with the JewWario shit coming out was something truly magical. Same with Lupa losing her fucking shit afterwards all because Brad made the horrible decision to not leave the site.

Terry A. Davis’s death was probably the first lolcow death I was there for. Certainly the first one I can remember. God, I miss that motherfucker.

I can’t fucking believe it’s already been a year since the Andy Warski gun debacle. People talk all about their Krauts and MundaneMatts and Sargons and Ralphs, but out of everyone involved in IBS, Andy Warski’s fall from grace had to have been the most tragic because people used to legitimately like the guy once upon a time. Not to mention all the goodwill from Knoxville and the Tonka shit that he threw all away not even a month later.

ProJared’s fall from grace stood out to me because it seemed like one second he was fine and then the next his reputation was completely fucked into the dirt. At least now it looks like he’s in a good place, though. The one-two punch of him and Mumkey sperging out was something to observe, too.

The Weeb Wars unfortunately hit their peak when Chupp did his thing, but they were fun while they lasted and while I’m not following as closely as I used to I do wonder how appeals are going to turn out. Yeah, in hindsight they were basically another GamerGate/ComicsGate, but at least they had some semblance of a concrete goal in mind.
 
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