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Probably anything by alyse rawalignment GOD. The unraveling of her staunch veganism, constantly ducking criticism despite being "CONFIDENT," and offering her CONFIDENCE TIPS at a premium (over 700$ for self-help you can probably get free onkindle or like. a dale carnegie sparksnotes) . Or cozykitsune my name is kenna and everything she does. the buddha head statue. The "educational buddhism," vids coupled with the fact that she like underwent a religious conversion that i assume happened within 5 minutes in front of a buddhism wikipedia page.
 
When Tuna drank piss. I've never laughed that hard at something so pathetic before in my life.

Honorable mention: every time Sammie fakes a pregnancy and the inevitable "miscarriages" that come with it. Just a constant stream of pure, unadulterated redneck lulz.
 
Shit, how could I have forgotten that Russell Greer is potentially being charged for e-harrassing Julianne Hough?
 
I wanted to post my favorite more recent Lowcow and its gotta b ma boi;

Kevin Gibes (or Kevvie as he hates to be called when he dropped chat logs he had with his own family because he has absolutely no concept of privacy or decency) is a great time. This is one of my favorite outbursts but this is kinda common for him;
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If your bored I recommend you you check him out because not only does he share way too much, talks like a hyper masculine dude and about how he's, and I quote;
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But WAIT! Theres more! Kevvie will literally re-tweet any man in a dress with a trans-flag in his name so Kevvie is also like an autistic catalogue of the who's who of loser trannies on twitter.

edit oh and lives on a literal ranch with maybe 6 other troons, he is apparently “dating” 5 of them even though he thirsts on Twitter like a literal Incel.
 
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Not super mega funny, but people have found Twitch e-thot "Miss Tricky"'' camgirl stuff, it is not shooped or anything, it is unmistakably her and fucking goddamn she's hot.
 
For anyone aware of the Onision/Dick Masterson/Ralph killstream interview that happened at the beginning of the month where Dick was acting really weird, the untold backstory behind that came to light on last week's episode of his show:

Dick made a shitpost at onion trying to get an interview and didn't expect a response and decided to drop a shitton of LSD that he had saved for his (cancelled) LA live show. 20 minutes after dosing he gets a message saying onion wants to do the interview live on ralph's show in like an hour, so he frantically spent the next hour trying to unsuccessfully make himself vomit and wound up high off his ass terrified to say anything that might give him away.
 
I remember getting into an argument one time with someone long ago. Someone said 'My parents love ach other very much and have had a very successful family. My parents are also not married.'
That got me curious: why do your parents not marry? After all, they have gone through the trials of amily life just fine and still ove ach other after all that; there should be nothing stopping them from getting married!
When I asked that, thon went on defending thons family, which was nice, but did not answer my question. We nded up in a cycle of me asking my question and thon defending thons family. Eventually, thon accused me of being intolerant, which was my cue of leaving the argument.
 
Another funny moment I can think of is that wonderful fanfiction some Reddit troon wrote about us pouring petrol in his letterbox:
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Reddit Troon said:
I'm scared for my life after someone attempted to burn my house down/kill me...

Apologies, wall of text incoming, I'm so sorry...

Recently, I was doxxed by a wonderful user of a certain fruit farming website. They were able to acquire my full name, address, job, phone number, everything - from only who knows where...

The harassment started early in the morning, with several calls. I picked up on the first couple, not knowing who they were.

The second person to call told me that he knew where I lived, and that he was going to kill me. He recited my address, and called me by my name. The call ended with 'its over, tr**ny'.

I was seriously spooked, so I reported the call to the police. They couldn't help much, however, as the caller used a private number. All I could tell was that they were male, as they'd also used a voice changer app.

The calls continued, as well as receiving awful horrid emails, containing photoshopped nudes of myself, grabbed from some of the trans lewd subs, amongst other things. My discord was overwhelmed by message requests, as well as my phone getting a never-ending stream of disgusting texts.

Someone had even called my workplace to tell them that I am apparently a rapist, posing as 'an ex girlfriend'...

So, to try and ignore this, I switched my phone to DND, and went into town to do some food shopping.


I was just on my way home when my phone rang with a different tone - it was my landlady.

Somebody had come to my house, and poured petrol through the letterbox into the house. My landlady smelt this, and went to investigate, opening the door just before a man wearing a black ski mask, and black clothes tried to drop a match...

He screamed at her 'WHERE'S THE TR**NY, IT NEEDS TO DIE', before running away. She went back inside, and called the police, then called me to let me know.


As she told me, I felt sick, I was shaking. I abandoned my groceries and ran to get a taxi home. In the taxi, I also called the police, to explain what had just happened.

I arrived home to my landlady, visibly shaken, and two police officers taking a statement from her, but I ran past them wasting no time to gather my things, and get to a hotel. I didn't feel safe in that house any longer.

As I left, the police asked me to make a statement. I asked them to meet me at the hotel, and left.

I arrived at the hotel, got into the room, and broke down. I vomited as I felt so scared, and just sat in a corner after taking an emergency anxiety pill, until the police arrived.

When they arrived, I explained everything that happened, from the post on KF, to the calls, messages, the man, etc. They took copies of all my messages/call logs on my phone, and informed me that forensics were on the scene to try and find evidence. I was also given a special number to call if I felt unsafe.


So, flash forward to now. I'm still sat in the hotel room, until tomorrow, when I'm going to grab my remaining possessions and GTFO to a family member on the opposite end of the country. My landlady, who may I add is disabled and mostly deaf, has asked me to leave ASAP as she no longer feels safe with me there. She's also gone to a hotel for the night, as the whole house smells like petrol.

And I just feel destroyed, shaken, scared. They, whoever they may be, have won, so congrats! And, I have no idea whether I'll ever feel safe again. I've deleted my old reddit, fb, changed my phone number, email, everything pretty much. Plus, I'm now basically homeless, so that's fun.

All I want to do is exist, is that too difficult now??

I'm out.
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The time when Onision, utilizing max clown world potential, outwitted Chris Hansen.

The real-time meltdowns of Bernie Bros after Bernie cucked out again this year.
 
The entire lolcow year of 2018 should be remembered by everybody. It was my first year on the farms, and I have to say that it was possibly one of the best years for cow content since Gamergate hit in 2014.

Phil got catfished, IBS, #ChangeTheChannel, the implosion of the skeptic community, the zoosadists. Just to name a few.
 
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