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The best part about that was someone who wasn’t even participating in the ice cream faildox found the exact location when people were still fixating on the table decoration and whether it was apple or apple pie ice cream. It was the Reddit Boston Marathon Bombing Investigation all over again.
The fucking ice cream parlor fiasco may be the most embarrassing thing in kiwifarms history. Jesus christ I can't fucking believe that happened.
 
Blaming ariana grande for the Manchester bombings and saying it was her fault for not complimenting his suit and having sex with him. Then being jealous of the kids she visited in the hospital.. "ariana doesn't care about you until you get your legs blown off"

Throwing a fit over the media covering Charlie Gard because a stupid baby isn’t as important as his PLIGHTS

Having a shit fit over “Ofakeio” not reaching out to him about legalizing brothels when he doesn’t even live anywhere near her congressional district

Also, the whole Erika debacle was glorious, not for poor Erika herself, but the amount of butthurt on Russhole’s end was beautiful. Bonus points for Erika having a Chad boyfriend whose name really is Chad.

Also, I MistressCaridad (sexually) miss the antics of John Bulla (of fucks) and the Von Wolf demon. Although as unstable as he got near the end it’s probably better that he remain institutionalized.
 
Yandere dev finally putting Osana in the game but giving her an immortal, omnipotent bodyguard because of all the ways of killing he's implemented in the game, he has one specific way he intends for Osana to be killed.

Day one someone kills Osana by setting up a door to explode when opened and he rushes out a patch that makes his stupid bodyguard smell gasoline because this is yandere sim and fun is not allowed.
 
Honestly I just started following DSP this year after having been aware of him for years.

His 341 meeting for his bankruptcy is just...amazing. By far my favorite lolcow memory from the last few years. Tops shit like Jon Yaniv flashing a Taser on livestream or Jack scalfani's second stroke.

 
Basically the 2009 season of Chris Chan was my favorite lolcow moment of all time.

As for recent times, it's a tie between Donga being btfo'd on Nick Rekieta's stream, and Sargon's election saga
 
I think CWC's House Fire was probably one of the more significant events in my cow observing career. It was a pretty big event that whet my appetite for more frequent updates and eventually lead me to joining the CWCki Forums in summer 2014.

Right behind the house fire, was Chris macing the Gamestop manager was a big deal and I think the first major event I was present on KF for. Good times, great entertainment, good memories.

For the time being, Kevin Gibes has usurped CWC in my limited lolcow watch
 
I've been following an obscure lolcow in an equally-obscure fandom community for years now, his name is hamsterrivals/trainerabu. He was mentioned once before on here in the Obscure Lolcows thread (he's actually still super paranoid about it, thinks the whole site is after him). I have a lot of bizarre/creepy/funny stuff archived from him... but now with the quarantine, he's ramping up significantly on his twitter and a lil bit on his Tumblr. lemme tell ya, it's like a free stand-up comedy show.
 
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