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Been thinking and only lolcow that it comes to my mind that should have his own subforum is Shmorky.


Guy started pretty decent as gifs animator for vendors of sexual appliances, to be later hired by brain-dead drug addict Rich "Lowtax" Kyanka till it was found he was a "minor lover" as some degenerates like to put it. At some point of his miserable life he decided to be a troon because wearing diapers in public wasn't humiliating enough.
 
Russell Greer when he bragged about how he was gonna totally destroy Ariana Grande at his small claims suit against her, and then not only showing up thirty minutes late to the trial, but not even being able to articulate what exactly he was suing her for, and then getting slapped with court costs for filing a nuisance lawsuit. He was very upset he didn't get to show his "awesome evidence(which considered of a blurry photo of a security guard)" and then referred to the court costs as a fine for asserting his rights.
 
The roller coaster ride that is the continuing downfall of SA and LowT (and the utter hilarity generated by the Bread and Roses spinoff forum) has been a treat, a gift that likely won't stop giving until Kyanka ODs, nukes the site and effectively writes the epilogue for what has got to be one of the most poorly-managed forums on the Internet.
 
Weed_Prostitute said:
When Revolution 60 PC was Finally released over 2 years late with a game breaking bug.
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you forgot it has a special edition
https://store.steampowered.com/app/470180/Revolution_60_Special_Edition/
and they fixed nothing just glossed over flares. and it DLC
I'm not too sure who screwed, Wu or the smucks who buyed it
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Apostolis said:
Guy started pretty decent as gifs animator for vendors of sexual appliances, to be later hired by brain-dead drug addict Rich "Lowtax" Kyanka till it was found he was a "minor lover" as some degenerates like to put it.
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Excuse me, I believe the term is "map", aka "Minor Attracted Person."

Speaking of that, anything involving Assigned Male. The edits from that thread were gold. I need to revisit it.
 
And for pure weapons grade Autism, the Seattle 4 Truth Sargon stream where the dad killer S4T grilled Sargon over the 'fraud' that was Sargon's video game crowdfund campaign.
 
The drama around Tonka is pretty funny to me. This whole thing was like the worst possible outcome for damaging his character. I don’t really follow or give a shit about him or warski but nothings better than people who talk shit about wanting to fight irl getting the chance to punk themselves.

 
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TLC Shows are apart of LOLCows canon right? Dr. Now ripping this asshole a new one for just straight up lying about his eating is hilariously infuriating television.
RIP James K, I hope they serve Eggrolls in hell, and if you think that comment is harsh keep in mind the piece of shit made his daughter end her education early so she could take care of him.
 
A bunch of Farmers, myself included, going full autistic retard upon seeing the discarded cast iron skillet laying out in the desert at Greta's Troon Ranch.
 
My favourite sperg right now is Louis Gagliardi or however the fuck you spell it. Watching him taunt KF only to have a full meltdown just minutes later was beautiful.

Amanda Baggs death was pretty out of the blue. Did we ever find out how she went? Covid? Obesity?
 
I miss John Bulla and his antics (sexually).
Also, Josh's response to the herd of lolcows that is the NZ police. I enjoy seeing Null telling people to fuck off, and it's a shame that all of the fake emails have poisoned the well.
 
momokun's decent into porn and all the new fags overacting to female anatomy.
 
aszs said:
Something that happened a long time ago...

I remember watching some of Terry Davis’ videos and streams, What he did was impressive but he was so batshit insane it was hysterical; and then it stopped being funny. I think watching his fall changed me fundamentally, because he made it seem like we’re all so close to the edge of insanity... After all, he used to be normal. Perhaps he was even a genius, until his slide into madness, Who knows what it takes, genes? A bump on the head in the wrong way?

Is it better to desperately live on knowing you’re helplessly derange, or to welcome the sweet embrace of eternal sleep? His last video was cryptic, but I think he was lucid in the end. It hurts to think he stepped in front of that train but maybe that was the first decision he made as himself in years. It’s impossible to know with certainty the circumstance of his death, but I hope he finally took control of his life as his last choice alive.

His saga was the only time I’ve been sad on the internet, and I’ll pour one out for him tonight, Rest in peace, Terry A. Davis
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Terry’s story is legitimately much more of a tragedy than entertainment. Usually lolcows dig their own holes with their shitty behavior but Terry did nothing wrong. It’s just that by some quirk of genetics or fate something in his brain got broken and there was no way back to normalcy for him.

Stories like Terry’s (and my own personal circumstances) are a big reason why I’m very passionate about mental health and promoting awareness and understanding for mental illnesses. You can be the best person in the world and have an amazing life but it’s always possible something will fuck up your brain chemistry and make you miserable to the point of suicide. I really hope someday we’ll be able to develop a cure for schizophrenia and other mental illnesses.

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Most of today's Kiwis are probably too new to remember this one, but I'd like to harken back to the dawn of the Tumblr cow threads that necessitated the creation of a separate board for them. A time when the forum was hungering for content in the middle of a Chris-Chan drought.

I'm talking, of course, about Vade. Tumblr personified, and a pig so unlikable even Null took personal interest in fucking with this bitch.

Five hundred pages is a bit much, but thankfully @Jaimas created an excellent collection of articles on the lolcow wiki that are definitely worth a read. lolcow wiki is kill and I didn't even get to say goodbye...

Honestly it feels a bit weird looking back at her antics that seemed so bizarre at the time, but now I feel would just blend right in in the internet of 2020.
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Bruh, what a blast from the past. Vade is what brought me to the Farms all the way back in 2014. Time has really flown by.
 
Liber Pater said:
I miss John Bulla and his antics (sexually).
Also, Josh's response to the herd of lolcows that is the NZ police. I enjoy seeing Null telling people to fuck off, and it's a shame that all of the fake emails have poisoned the well.
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It was that combined with the speculation and shit talking from users that made those threads a treat.
 
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