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Alex Vidal aka @HilmWolfette aka a dozen other retarded names, is an AGP troon and the cow that brought me here after I found him organically on plebbit, he is an unhinged deviant, trans lesbian and wolf kin. His thread slowed a bit after he got booted off plebbit and twitter :( but he recently came out as a methhead and having a thing for tweakers. His thread is one of my favourites and he even made an account and showed up on the second page to tell us how it really is and to call his thread a fucking masterpiece. He lives with his grandma who pays for everything while he does nothing all day but eat shitty fast food, play video games and complain about his family and how they are dead to him.
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Alex is one of those troons where if you don't date a girl with a dick you are a transphobe but its OK if he doesn't date girls with dicks because it makes him dysphoric. One of my favourite posts by him is where he compares vagina to lobster and dick to fish n chips.
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Alex is also totally sane and not violent at all he just really hates TERFs and KFers
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Children should be allowed to transition!
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After saying he was leaving IG, he was back after less than 2 days to come out as a meth smoking, tweaker fetishist
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Alex, why meth?
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I don't know if you could classify this as "lolcow" happenings, per se, but I consider this to be the greatest cavalcade of public exceptionalism I've ever had the pleasure to follow here, and the people involved could arguably be seen as lolcows in their own rights, merely contained to that single thread, so fuck it: the entirety of the "Plan 9 Saga" from the Star Wars Griefing Thread. With a close runner-up being all of Weeb Wars.

From the weirder side stories - like the Galaxy's Edge hotel essentially acting as a LARPing torture dungeon made to "immerse" its guests, Leia and Grand Moff Tarkin being rendered in horrifically uncanny CGI, and the Fortnite event effectively acting as movie DLC that was required to even understand how the movie's story started to begin with - to the main thrust of the thread, cataloguing the fuckups of Kathleen Kennedy, the confirmation that all of the RoS leaks were true, and seeing the complete and utter collapse of a franchise and all of its preceding and proceeding canon happen in real time; I've never seen a set of movies with so little focus, to the point that it really did end up feeling like two bitter directors were arguing about which of their fanfictions were considered the bestest of them all, and I'll probably never see anything like it ever again.

But GOD was it fun to watch.
 
Marissa Davis, prime antagonist in the tumblr centric despairkomaeda saga being outed as a racefaking pedobear scam artist.

My nigga Bibi is free.

Amberlynn Reid and the failed Optavia saga.

Susan Schofield having her kids finally taken away from her psycho munchie ass.

That zoosadist who was outed for killing his partners by hyper inflating their testicles with saline.

And many more.
 
An old habbening I'm fond of would be seeing Bob own Chris in the video that dubbed him as the Internet Lumberjack. It's pretty cliche, but you can't beat a monumental classic like that!

As for more recent? The New Guy meme that popped up due to people most likely disagreeing with Mallorie's view on how Pewdiepie's stuff is up for grabs in real life.
 
Holy fuck where to start. I've been lurking this site since the end of 2015 and have had no one to talk about half this shit with. :stress:

Incident that brought me to the farms: Vade, a tumblr tf2 mega fan and power hungry intolerable furry, having a hand in her BF Kenneth to kill himself. (not funny, just horrifying) The thread needs to be updated since the lolcow wiki went kaput. https://kiwifarms.net/threads/alyss...ender-autisticleafeon-spiritlore-zexper.5146/
Edit: much better post summing it up https://kiwifarms.net/goto/post?id=6287541

Jewario's suicide being linked to him raping a woman and null posting "Jewario did 9/11 when it wad officially confirmed", the general imploding of channel awesome & thatguywiththeglasses. (a good summary in the first post of the thread)

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(source https://kiwifarms.net/threads/nosta...olly-christine-brown-et-al.40469/post-3241597)

Null's favorite female muslim youtuber going postal at youtube hq and failing spectacularly: https://kiwifarms.net/threads/active-shooter-at-youtube-hq.41125/#post-3208373

Dylan Halfpeen and the death of poor Jack Chapman (https://kiwifarms.net/threads/dylan...f-ekigyuu-beefdumplings-california-cow.49057/) followed by Jack's mom suing the smug manlet (wish her great justice): https://www.thedailybeast.com/mom-o...files-wrongful-death-claim-against-boyfriends

Furry AIDS tree
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The time Yandev decided to post a video to own the haturz and portrayed himself as an anime girl to give himself more sympathy points: https://kiwifarms.net/threads/evaxe...der-stuart-mahan.19311/page-1557#post-3968429
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The insane postings of this guy vintologi on the farms and him trying to convince the thread incels should transition to women for an easier life and to own women at their own game (this post onwards discovers his insane backstory)

This article and its horrific follow up

Lastly, every single time someone goes to jail or gets arrested that deserves it - I'm surprise there isnt a jailpool thread (like deathpool but with who gets arrested first). Theres more but these are the ones off the top of my head and other farmers contributed some insane shit as well.
 
Don't know if he's been mentioned yet but Onideus deserves a shout-out for his sheer persistence in his efforts to shit up the internet.

A lolcow from days long gone but still a humorous subject if you've never heard of him.

For those who want more info, the best resource is his ED page here.

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Cardenio said:
TLC Shows are apart of LOLCows canon right? Dr. Now ripping this asshole a new one for just straight up lying about his eating is hilariously infuriating television.
https://youtube.com/watch?v=Za8LxyX96psRIP James K, I hope they serve Eggrolls in hell, and if you think that comment is harsh keep in mind the piece of shit made his daughter end her education early so she could take care of him.
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Hoooooly mooooly "hilariously infuriating" is the perfect description for that video.
 
I'm too lazy to find the clip but Tyce appearing on national television on that stupid Syfy show in his skull mask waving a knife and rambling about da skullz had me laughing so hard I was crying.
 
Ruin said:
I'm too lazy to find the clip but Tyce appearing on national television on that stupid Syfy show in his skull mask waving a knife and rambling about da skullz had me laughing so hard I was crying.
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True story. I was over at a friends house one day and his fiancée explicitly mentioned that clip. I bursted out in tears laughing. She told me to leave until I showed her the guys she was mentioning as harassing Wu.

Now she hates Wu.
 
Fave lolcow happening? I'd say from all of the thread I currently follow, it would be the mr enter thread's continous incidents of having users reveal themselves as exceptional. It's like clockwork to the point, you could make a meme about it
 
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