now that chris-chan did the unspeakable, who will be our new kiwi mascot? - a debate for the ages.

[chris driver]

As we all know by now, chris chan did a horrible crime, and he will probably go to jail about it. (and rightfully so!)
as he will rot in jail for being an incestuous rapist, it seems that we should pick a new mascot for kiwi farms, if possible.

So, WHO will be our new mascot?

Post your ideas and suggestions in here.

Personally, and from what i saw in an other thread/poll, i would say that our new mascot should either be DSP, moviebob, OR pickle rick.

(also some other people suggested kiwi-chan, but i dont know who kiwi-chan is...)
(others suggested idris elba and he's is awesome, so thats a fine choice too...)

Lets discuss about this, my brothers!
thank you

 

[Prune Tracy]

ILJ. It's like the Lich King in Warcraft, whoever kills the Lich King becomes the next one. There must always be a mascot.

 

[General Tug Boat]

I never thought of Chris as the singular mascot of this website. I look at the lolcows on this website like Howard Stern's wack pack. Everyone has their favourite flavor of autistic ice cream, but we have a wide assortment of flavors. Just some become stale faster than others. Chris's milk dried up years ago, so better ones have come since then. So there will never be a singular mascot as there is always 3 more to milk to replace the one that went dry.

 

[Kill a Troon for Pikamee]

I literally have no idea who movie bob, ethan gunt and darkstylephil are

 

[Bob's Vagene]

Barbussy is our new Queen

 

[Mistakeling]

Ian Brandon Anderson.

 

[DerKryptid]

The OP's mom hopefully

Realistically, either Kevin or ILJ

 

[Cool Dog]

Fungus girl, because of her glownigger parents trying to shut down everything

Would also say tits but its clear she's padding her bra, not even implants

 

[AntiSchwuletteAktion]

Tommy Tooter

 

[Product Placement]

We need to buy a racing cow and make that the mascot