(((NPC))) - NPC Quotes

[BILLY MAYS]

Do you get to the Cloud District very often? Oh, what am I saying. Of course you don't.

I'll have you know that there's no PUSSSIIIIIEEEEE-

 

[The Great Chandler]

I want to tell you the story of the creature from the vegetable soup, but I won’t because I don’t want to bother you with a story that has nothing to do with your adventure. If I keep talking about unrelated stuff, you might start ignoring important messages. It’s important for you to talk to people. Also, a person might give you a different message, depending on when you speak to them.

 

[ES 148]

do you wanna have a bad time?

 

[BillionBisonBucks]

You're not Alexander!

 

[BeanBidan]

We could of broke the glass ceiling if it wasn't for literal Christian white supremacist lashing back against progress
#notmypresident
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I'm not American you stupid alt-right virgin (ghetto laugh emoji)., I'm from Canada, go jerk off to anime porn in your moms basement (ok hand emoji + ghetto laugh emoji) #FuckTrump #Resist

 

[0 0]

Look at you, hacker. A pathetic creature of meat and bone. Panting and sweating as you run through my corridors. How can you challenge a perfect immortal machine?

 

[Prussian Blue]

I don't recall using teleportation, yet there I was. Alone. Naked.

 

[Spelling Bee]

Stahp!
DAGH.
No!
Wuhuuuh!
Ohno!

 

[ES 148]

*dies*
Medic!

 

[dysentery]

Pick a box
Its contents
Will help you
on your way.

 

[Bob Page]

Soon I will leave this body and death will have no meaning.

 

[City On The Hill]

Maybe you should try getting a job.

 

[AF 802]

Cheeto Drumpf suck Putin peepee

 

[Army Burger]

My name is Miguel. I'm the best guide in Belem!

 

[Kiwi Jeff]

Flyyyin'... flyyin' in the skyyyy.... cliff racer flys so high.... flyinnn'...

I don't know you and I don't care to know you. Get out of my way before I have you slapped in irons.

 

[Some Manajerk]

Welcome to Corneria!

 

[Mimic]

GET A SILK
BAG FROM THE
GRAVEYARD
DUCK TO LIVE
LONGER.

 

[Konover]

Whether we wanted it or not, we've stepped into a war with the Cabal on Mars. So let's get to taking out their command, one by one. Valus Ta'aurc. From what I can gather he commands the Siege Dancers from an Imperial Land Tank outside of Rubicon. He's well protected, but with the right team, we can punch through those defenses, take this beast out, and break their grip on Freehold.

 

[Staffy]

 

[Eryngium]

Drumpfffffff bad, kill all whites, this site problematic, yikes.