Lolcow Null - Anthony "A-Log" LoGatto 2.0 - aka ZSponge writes a butthurt "song" and KF shitposts

[Johnny Bravo]

I must be missing something. Who is this Zsponge and why are they sperging out all of a sudden?

He's a sperg from the defunct Entersphere subforum.

 

[Trapped_Fairy]

You forgot to tell Null to stop being a dick.

0/10 Would not read this spergfest again

 

[Da Pickle Monsta]

@ZSponge , you are taking this stuff waaaaaay too seriously. How about you take a deep breath, okay? Now go for a little walk.

You're not reacting to this appropriately. You really don't want to paint a target on yourself, especially if you've already been stripped of the ability to rate people. Stop digging yourself in deeper.

This is the most genuine advice you'll probably get.

 

[lolwut]

All this and not once have you suggested Null's banging Katsu? For shame, @ZSponge, for shame.

 

[Fallensaint]

How is your Null fan-fiction going?

"Also, for the fanfiction Enterology change the organization members from lolcows to famous Kiwi Farm users. Change Texren (who was like Enter and Enter didn't deseve to be made into a villian because that was wrong) into Kiwi Null (The owner of the site) and rewrite the story to make more sense. Make it about Kiwi Null wiping out TV in order to get rid of all traces of autism (Chris Chan will still be an anti-hero villian)."

http://spongefan.wikia.com/wiki/User_blog:WumboMan900/Staying

 

[MysticMisty]

No nudes? Not even an embarrassing genital description? I am disappoint.

0/10 Would not recommend.

 

[SpessCaptain]

I go for one day for a day out with the fam and this is what I return to?

 

[DuskEngine]

never forget all the proud trans teenagers that Null has killed and stashed in his basement #justiceforleelah

 

[Strelok]

Nope. I got nothin.

Edit: Oh? He was an Entersphereling? That explains it then. Move along. Nothing to see here.

 

[Coffee Overdose]

All this and not once have you suggested Null's banging Katsu? For shame, @ZSponge, for shame.

He didn't even post the fucking video!

 

[lolwut]

How is your Null fan-fiction going?

"Also, for the fanfiction Enterology change the organization members from lolcows to famous Kiwi Farm users. Change Texren (who was like Enter and Enter didn't deseve to be made into a villian because that was wrong) into Kiwi Null (The owner of the site) and rewrite the story to make more sense. Make it about Kiwi Null wiping out TV in order to get rid of all traces of autism (Chris Chan will still be an anti-hero villian)."

http://spongefan.wikia.com/wiki/User_blog:WumboMan900/Staying

I like that he says he shitposts on purpose, and not that it's because he's an idiot.

Spoiler: Because this hasn't been posted enough on Kiwi yet

 

[Strelok]

No but seriously is this like, a shitpost #prank? Or is he legit salty about something? Or what. Man I can't even tell these days anymore. Especially with Entersphere people.

 

[Dr. Boe Jangles Esq.]

In all fairness, that post is perhaps one of the more entertaining "omg Null is such an evil monster, how dare he run a site" posts I've ever seen.
OP is, however, completely batshit. I am curious what possessed you to post here if we're such monsters. Don't you have better things to do? There's a slight layering error in MLP season 6 episode 43 at the 12:04 mark. You should probably go make an 18 line post about that.

 

[SpessCaptain]

ZSponge is a 16 year old male from CA who LOOOOVEES Spongebob.

What can you expect from someone who writes spergy fan episodes and makes fun of Mr Enter?

 

[Tookie]

Go drown in Coke Zero, faggot.

 

[Curt Sibling]

HERE IS A SONG FOR YOU FAGGOTS!

KIWI FARMS!!!!!!!!………….

Null, is the creator
He's got a lot of things to do, GOT A LOT OF AUTISTICS TO INSULT!
Bronies are always waiting to ruin his fun
With the A-Loggers at his side, the day is already won
WELCOME TO KIWIFARMS!
WE INVITE YOU TO SWALLOW SOME A-LOGS
NULL IS STRAIGHT WE GUARANTEE!
There are no bronies allowed, unless you're TV free
He doesn't like the sonic fans
and CatParty says Tumblr should die
and if you see him active on the website
then you better obey his rules!

KIWI FARMS!!!!!!!!!!


SERIOUSLY FUCK NULL!

Half of the cows here aren't even funny. Only Chris-Chan made me laugh. The rest either made me angry or weren't that crazy or insane.

Ho boy! Who says Tuesdays are boring?

8/10 - Would laugh at this doofus again.

PS
Kiwi Farms uber alles! Ave Null!

 

[SpessCaptain]

https://archive.is/WbO4A nice dA.

 

[Flowers For Sonichu]

Has null ever experienced mirth? He's angry all the time

 

[Broseph Stalin]

That's a shrektastic song and all, but could you maybe sing it for us? It'd get your point across even more, especially if there was a tune to it. Preferably metal or hard rock.

 

[Randall Fragg]

@ZSponge
Remember, you're here foreeeeeeever. Foreeeeeeeeeeevvvvvvveeeerrrrr.