Despite his boasting, his Amerifat DNA was unable to handle the EVROPEAN cheese, leading to the breakdown we see now. However, he seems to have developed an alternate personality that has gifted us his love in sticker form. I recommend an emergency infusion of hash browns and coke zero
Most likely 'e iz suffering from ze childhood trauma of 'iz mozzer denying 'im ze stickies, unt so 'e iz projecting ze trauma onto 'iz forum users, unt taking avay zare stickies too. It gives 'im ze feeling of control zat 'e lacked as ze child. Zis is called ze Stickie Envy Syndrome unt zis can only be treated viz ze electric shockz to ze ballz.
'e iz definitely super mad unt not trolling ze retards. Zis iz my medical diagnosis.
Null loves gold and silver. Gold is yellow, silver is white. Cheese can be yellow or white. Null loves gold and silver because it's like metallic cheese. He collects coins made of gold and silver because he's autistic.
Null broke a scale once and has never been the same. Null blames the coins he kept in his pocket for doing it and that's why he collects them. Null doesn't want to blame the cheese but it was the cheese.