Null could be stroking it rn and we won’t know it unfortunately

[BinaricHate]

Yeah that I wanna know when he strokes, when do yall think he strokes during the day????

 

[KYSing myself brb]

The site gets DDOS'd every time he strokes

Alternatively and more so truthfully, he strokes a crank to keep the site running, and when he stops stroking the Farms go offline.

 

[cleanerfromvenus]

 

[dick brain]

How do fat fucks even jork it
Like one time I cut down from 200 to 165 and my dick got an inch longer just from not having fat around it so I assume that every ~35lbs takes another inch off your dick so like when you're Josh sized it's gotta just be concaved right, like just the head sticking out like a sarlacc pit right, so how the fuck do they jerk off like do they reach in there with salad tongs?

 

[Tablet County]

How do fat fucks even jork it
Like one time I cut down from 200 to 165 and my dick got an inch longer just from not having fat around it so I assume that every ~35lbs takes another inch off your dick so like when you're Josh sized it's gotta just be concaved right, like just the head sticking out like a sarlacc pit right, so how the fuck do they jerk off like do they reach in there with salad tongs?

Simple, you do exercises which exclusively burn off the fat in your pelvic area, keeping your peanitz at optimal length while maintaining peak rotundity.

 

[dick brain]

Simple, you do exercises which exclusively burn off the fat in your pelvic area, keeping your peanitz at optimal length while maintaining peak rotundity.

The least believable part of your post is the implication that fatties exercise in any capacity.

 

[Tablet County]

The least believable part of your post is the implication that fatties exercise in any capacity.

What do you think jorkin it is?

 

[YautjaWeeb]

Fanta or no Fanta?

 

[Pruto]

I'm 100% certain the only reason he keeps the Q&A section and doesn't ban all their particularly retarded users is because he gets off to it, every night.

 

[Nice Comoesta]

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I hope your brake fluid suddenly ages and eats all the copper out of your lines as you hit 90 on an expressway.

 

[PrimeVector]

Null did confirm to Ralph recently that his penis does, in fact, work. This would be impossible for him to know unless he has gooned recently.