Null has a kiwifarms omnitrix and can transform into any lolcow he wants. Can he survive papa Janke's assassination plots?

[DerKryptid]

Inb4 he transforms into terry and dies

 

[Fetish Roulette]

Yes. Lolcows like Kevin Gibes, Tommy Tooter, and Cyrax are so disgusting that even a seasoned glowie like Daddy Janke wouldn't be able to get near them. On the other hand, I'd argue that being Kevin Gibes is a fate worse than death.

 

[Dr. Pasquale]

Papa Janke got nothing on these moves