Null is Love, Null is Life

[GethN7]

>I was only nine years old
>I loved @Null so much, I bought supporters
>I pray to @Null every night, thanking him for the lolcows I can laugh at
>"@Null is love", I say, "@Null is life"
>My dad hears me and calls me a foxdick
>He is obviously jealous of my devotion to @Null
>I called him a A-log
>He slaps me and sends me to my room
>I am crying now, because my face hurts
>I go into my bed and it is very cold
>I feel a warmth moving towards me
>I fell something touch me
>It's @Null
>I am so happy
>He whispers into my ear, "This is my forum"
>He grabs me with his powerful Coca Cola Zero stained hands and puts me on my hands and knees
>I'm ready
>I spread my ass cheeks for @Null
>He penetrates my butthole
>It hurts so much, but I do it for @Null
>I can feel my anus tearing as my eyes start to water
>I push against his force
>I want to please @Null
>He roars a mighty roar as he fills my account with good boy points
>My dad walks in
>@Null looks him deep in the eyes and says, "@Dynastia just doxed you and your entire family tree"
>@Null leaves through my window
@Null is love, @Null is life.

 

[Maiden-TieJuan]

He slaps me and sends me to my room
>I am crying now, because my face hurts
>I

It should have a bit on Daddy Rape day.

 

[Burgers in the ass]

Was your dad vodrak or some shit

 

[Null]

>I was only nine years old
>He penetrates my butthole

you'll never get another job in showbusiness

 

[POWER IN MISERY]

nigga u gay

 

[Dollars2010]

Praise Dear Leader

 

[Cthulu]

>I was only nine years old
>I loved @Null so much, I bought supporters
>I pray to @Null every night, thanking him for the lolcows I can laugh at
>"@Null is love", I say, "@Null is life"
>My dad hears me and calls me a foxdick
>He is obviously jealous of my devotion to @Null
>I called him a A-log
>He slaps me and sends me to my room
>I am crying now, because my face hurts
>I go into my bed and it is very cold
>I feel a warmth moving towards me
>I fell something touch me
>It's @Null
>I am so happy
>He whispers into my ear, "This is my forum"
>He grabs me with his powerful Coca Cola Zero stained hands and puts me on my hands and knees
>I'm ready
>I spread my ass cheeks for @Null
>He penetrates my butthole
>It hurts so much, but I do it for @Null
>I can feel my anus tearing as my eyes start to water
>I push against his force
>I want to please @Null
>He roars a mighty roar as he fills my account with good boy points
>My dad walks in
>@Null looks him deep in the eyes and says, "@Dynastia just doxed you and your entire family tree"
>@Null leaves through my window
@Null is love, @Null is life.

I like you @GethN7 but that's really gay. How does @Jaimas feel about you cheating?

 

[Jerry_ smith56]

Did I step in a time machine that transported me back to 2014?

 

[Doug_Hitzel]

To be fair, you have to have a very high IQ to understand Kiwifarms. The humour is extremely subtle, and without a solid grasp of theoretical and practical faggotry most of the posts will go over a typical shitposter’s head. There's also Null’s nihilistic outlook, which is deftly woven into his characterisation- his personal philosophy draws heavily from Narodnaya Volya literature, for instance. The shitposters understand this stuff; they have the intellectual capacity to truly appreciate the depths of these posts, to realise that they're not just funny- they say something deep about LIFE. As a consequence people who dislike Kiwifarms truly ARE idiots- of course they wouldn't appreciate, for instance, the humour in Null’s existential catchphrase "Neck yourself," which itself is a cryptic reference to Turgenevs Russian epic Fathers and Sons. I'm smirking right now just imagining one of those addlepated simpletons scratching their heads in confusion as Null’s genius wit unfolds itself on their computer screens. What fools.. how I pity them.

And yes, by the way, i DO have a Kiwifarms tattoo. And no, you cannot see it. It's for the ladies' eyes only- and even then they have to demonstrate that they're within 5 IQ points of my own (preferably lower) beforehand. Nothin personnel kid

 

[Burgers in the ass]

What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class on kiwi farms, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret trolls on Chris-chan, and I have over 300 confirmed doxes. I am trained in doxing and I’m the top shitposter in the entire kiwi farms armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another autist. I will wipe you the fuck out with trolling the likes of which has never been seen before on the internet, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of kiwis across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can troll you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with a single post. Not only am I extensively trained in shitposting, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the kiwi farms and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “autistic” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamned idiot. I will shit in my pants and do nothing all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, cunt.

 

[RIP_SANITY]

NULLLAAAAYYYY!!!

 

[NIGGO KILLA]

>no mention of cat ears

dropped

 

[SpessCaptain]

Just vordrak and nully, hanging out vordrak got pretty hungry so he started to pout Nully asked if Vordrak was down ⬇for something yummy and him asked what and he said he'd give me his cummies! Yeah! Yeah! Vordrak drinks them! He slurps them! He swallows them whole It makes nully happy so it's vordraks only goal... Harder Nully! Harder Null! 1 cummy, 2 cummy, 3 cummy, 4 Vordrak is Nully's fuccboi but also a ETHICS JOURNALIST! He makes Vordrak feel squishy!He makes him feel good! He makes him feel everything a little should!~ Wa-What!

 

[Tetra]

I saw @Null at a grocery store in Caracas yesterday. I told him how cool it was to meet him in person, but I didn’t want to be a douche and bother him or anything.

He said, “Oh, like you’re doing now?”

I was taken aback, and all I could say was “Huh?” but he kept cutting me off and going “huh? huh? huh?” and closing his hand shut in front of my face. I walked away and continued with my shopping, and I heard him chuckle as I walked off. When I came to pay for my stuff up front I saw him trying to walk out the doors with like fifteen Milky Ways in his hands without paying.

The qt girl at the counter was very nice about it and professional, and was like “Sir, you need to pay for those first.” At first he kept pretending to be tired and not hear her, but eventually turned back around and brought them to the counter.

When she took one of the bars and started scanning it multiple times, he stopped her and not only told her to neck herself but he also told her to scan them each individually“to prevent any electrical interference” before ranting about Chris-chan and then he turned around and winked at me. I don’t even know man. After she scanned each bar and put them in a bag and started to say the price, he kept interrupting her by yawning really loudly...

 

[Diagonally slanted shelf]

That’s it, I’m done. Fuck this forum. It’s devolved into a mass of retarded JULAAAY posts. The quality of forum has been declining for a while, but this is the last straw. That’s it. I’m done. I’m uninstalling the internet, chopping off my dick and moving to fucking New Zealand, at least the kiwis there will be fucking smarter discourse

 

[Jaimas]

I like you @GethN7 but that's really gay. How does @Jaimas feel about you cheating?

Fucked off to Solo Queue

 

[AnOminous]

The poster formerly know as "AnOminous" here.

Seems that Null is acting like a certain CWCville Mayor by banning things he doesn't like to face. Logged in this morning and found my account banned under the Reason: "Yoo is dum".

Classy.

And all this because I simply regarded those who donated to Chris and fed his ego to be wasting their good faith. Sorry Null, but I'm not your personal Anna and won't agree with you 100% of the time on everything. If I have an opinion then I will voice it.

So, since my account is shit around here anyway, I'm going to just lay it on the table. You guys might want to screencap this fast because Emperor Null will surely nuke it off his little hugbox of a forum here. He sure doesn't like dissenting views that upset his fantasy world.

Helping Chris is just feeding Chris' ego. Anyone with a brain stem knows that Null's $500 is going straight to the Walmart electronics Dept. to buy Chris a new PS4 crackpipe. Doesn't matter if the Money Order was addressed to Barb. Chris will get it one way or another. Guaranteed. And when that doeshappen, you know what? Even though I won't have an account to express it, Null, you can be assured I'm out there reading about it and I will be an I Told Ya So.

The fire was of Chris' doing, and whether intentional or accidental (and to be honest, I do think with Chris there's a good possibility he lit it intentionally because even a drooling turd had read all the posts here about people being concerned that 14BLC would catch fire and Chris knows "FIRE BAD!" and it would help him escape the hoard), he did start it. Bailing his fat ass yet again from trouble just feeds Chris' ego and exemption from responsibility. This makes anyone who donated to Chris as much of an enabler as Barb is. Even Asskisser Anna hasn't sucked Chris' ego-dick like Null did.

But the odds of him escaping responsibility forever aren't good. Barb is certainly going to be dead within a few years from now, and Chris will of course bawl up a storm on Facebook, then go running to the mailbox to see what sort of presents will be showered upon him by the suckers. Chris is a sociopath. He's been trained to think "Bad thing happened to me again. GIMMEE STUFF! DO THINGS FOR ME!"

And then when Chris is all alone and finds no new host organism to leech onto in time, he will begin to feel the cold unmerciful hand of Reality start to grasp around him. Or I should say that it's going to be a fist because it's going to pound him flat into the dirt. As Threepio once said, "There's no escape for the Princess this time.". You going to let him move into your house and let him carry on being a giant stinky baby, Null? I doubt it.

So, continue on with your little fantasy that you are are all good and decent people trying to help out an unfortunate little schlub. We all know that Chris is a vile excuse for a human, and that vileness will eventually be his undoing.

In the end, one way or another, the A-Logs are going to win.

 

[The Carolignian]

Jesus fucking Christ my brain just did backflips and threw itself off a building.

 

[naught]

I shall have no other mods besides null.

 

[araiguma]

Null is a good boy