Null is out of touch with women

We don't. NAMBLA is so out of acceptance that South Park lampooned it twenty years ago.
NAMBLA was never accepted in the first place and got told to fuck off every time it tried to ride the coattails of the LGBTQ movement.

Meanwhile as the GOP fights to keep child marriage legal.
 
That's what having prophets are for, to change shit that needs it. We don't follow the law of Moses and sacrifice lambs anymore. Give me a break
I'll give you a break when you don't believe in a religion where its founder allegedly found and translated MAGIC EGYPTIAN TABLETS using Magical Spectacles of Decoding +2 that only he, a random American con artist, could use.
 
I'll give you a break when you don't believe in a religion where its founder allegedly found and translated MAGIC EGYPTIAN TABLETS using Magical Spectacles of Decoding +2 that only he, a random American con artist, could use.
They weren't tablets but gold plates. Nor did he need the seer stones by the end. Even your rant lacked basic details.
 
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Give me a break
>asserts religion is true
>"give me a break"
We can't give you a break, because you're dictating truth to us. You have to make apology for your beliefs. I know Mormonism is still a baby religion, but I shouldn't have had to tell you that. If you want people to live by your rules, then prove your assertions.
NAMBLA was never accepted in the first place and got told to fuck off every time it tried to ride the coattails of the LGBTQ movement.
Yeah, he was grasping at straws.
 
Prove he didn't rape her
Innocent until proven guilty. Prove he did.

>asserts religion is true
>"give me a break"
We can't give you a break, because you're dictating truth to us. You have to make apology for your beliefs. I know Mormonism is still a baby religion, but I shouldn't have had to tell you that. If you want people to live by your rules, then prove your assertions.
If me telling you not to be shitty to women is making your ass hurt, I'll just assert it harder.
 
They weren't tablets but gold plates. Nor did he need the seer stones by the end. Even your rant lacked basic details.
"Haha you dumbass he used a metal tablet, and thats not a tablet for some arbitrary reason, you retard. And he didn't need his seer stones to do his magic once he was older and had more magic power! Duh. What an idiot to not understand these things."
 
I’m going to be an ugly man that drives big cars. I want to see in a decade who’ll have more fun.
Honestly go for it, you'll have a riot lad! If anything I'd only suggest you get into motorbikes too, it's the closest you can get to flying and, God, are there some beautiful machines out there!

Just my idea of fun got totally redefined after I had kids, I genuinely look forwards to gardening and baking with a few scrappy wee ones more than anything.
 
"Haha you dumbass he used a metal tablet, and thats not a tablet for some arbitrary reason, you retard. And he didn't need his seer stones to do his magic once he was older and had more magic power! Duh. What an idiot to not understand these things."
Actually though. If you can't use actual facts to attack my religion, your argument has no teeth.
 
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Honestly go for it, you'll have a riot lad! If anything I'd only suggest you get into motorbikes too, it's the closest you can get to flying and, God, are there some beautiful machines out there!

Just my idea of fun got totally redefined after I had kids, I genuinely look forwards to gardening and baking with a few scrappy wee ones more than anything.
If and when I have children they’re going to get a giant dirt pile like I had as a boy and we shall make trenches.
 
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German chocolates are superior in every way and I shall have many of them on my wedding day and my funeral.
Dibs on lodging a chocolate bar down your dead gullet on the day of the latter. This predictably devolved into another one of Those Threads, but I'd like one good thing to come of it.
 
Dibs on lodging a chocolate bar down your dead gullet on the day of the latter. This predictably devolved into another one of Those Threads, but I'd like one good thing to come of it.
You better stuff me with chocolate before the finale, I want my funeral pyre to be massive.
 
I will chew on bakers chocolate if I've run out of that 88% XOXOXO chocolate. White chocolate is just some kind of solidified oil as far as I'm concerned.
But white chocolate is good tho, even if it's 90% synthetic oil or some shit
 
If and when I have children they’re going to get a giant dirt pile like I had as a boy and we shall make trenches.
I hope you do, that sounds like fine dadding activity! When it happens I wish you and your offspring the finest of sticks and the most tactical of base spots. And free holidays in Great Britonia once I own her. Britonia remembers her friends!
 
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