null posts funny things he sees in his webmaster console

[Null]

search queries

 

[RI 360]

the second one is how i found your resume.

 

[Cthulu]

I did the first one for fap material

 

[Field Marshal Crappenberg]

search queries

Are those queries people used within Kiwi Farms? I wonder how many searches are executed here on any given day.

 

[bacterium]

I did the first one for fap material

I did 5 out of 6 for fap material.

 

[Null]

Are those queries people used within Kiwi Farms? I wonder how many searches are executed here on any given day.

No, these are google search terms that led someone to the KF from a google results page.

As for your second question:

(These are totals since my recent maintenance)
(About 1 or 2 a minute)

 

[BILLY MAYS]

"lolcow donald trump"

Thread when?

 

[Null]

i frequently see things like this

outlook, gmail, and other ISP specific email inbox pages.

you know what that means right

we're being talked about

 

[Null]

 

[Feline Darkmage]

(((Nick Bate)))

 

[Dr. Voss]

I wish I had seen this post before searching all the embarrassing shit I've searched on here.

 

[Null]

part 2

 

[Kiwi Jeff]

What does the second one even mean?

 

[XYZpdq]

What does the second one even mean?

a) an ass is voring a woman
b) a woman is voring an ass
c) somebody is voring a woman ass
d) a woman's ass is voring something
there's a world of possibilities

 

[Positron]

Voring both a woman and an ass (animal).

 

[Big Nasty]

This is awesome, keep 'em coming, Null

"Gadget Hackwrench on toilet"

 

[sparklemilhouse]

What on earth is Kirby ribbon porn?

 

[Cake Farts]

What on earth is Kirby ribbon porn?

I'm pretty sure that refers to the protagonists of Kirby 64

Kirby is the pink puffball while ribbon is the fairy in the red dress.

Pretty fucked up with Kirby being as cute as he is and the fact that ribbon is a baby fairy

 

[sparklemilhouse]

I'm pretty sure that refers to the protagonists of Kirby 64View attachment 202280

Kirby is the pink puffball while ribbon is the fairy in the red dress.

Pretty fucked up with Kirby being as cute as he is and the fact that ribbon is a baby fairy

Oh ok I thought it was Kirby doing sexual things to one of those ribbons rhythmic gymnasts use.

 

[broilerrx]

This is the question that Torment: Tides of Numenera should've been centered around.