Null Sacrifice Thread

[CrunkLord420]

@Null sits upon the Golden Throne but the Astronomican flickers. He requires the sacrifice of souls to sustain himself.

Explain to the Upper-Case-I-Internet why this heckin' slobber-mutt is important to you.

 

[Platonic Ideal]

With his mass and girth, the Kiwi Kosmos orbits around him like a cosmic ballet. Every ACK fuels his fire like a beacon of light in the dark Internet

 

[Figger Nucker]

Slobbermutt? More like slobberbutt! Haha gottem!

 

[JULAY]

Someone has to defend us all from the tyranny of dickless troons, and stand up for the rights of real cheese enjoyers everywhere.

 

[XL xQgg?QcQCaTYDMjqoDnYpG]

He requires the sacrifice of souls to sustain himself.

That's a conundrum
All the "people" I'm okay with sacrificing have no soul

Is artisanal cheese an acceptable substitute?

 

[Shig O'nella]

I always liked dinosaurs.

 

[Pelican Bones]

I just know if God's strongest retard can make it, then we can all make it. Inshallah.

 

[CrunkLord420]

Millennial insincerity is tough.

 

[MetalGear - E-Hero Neos]

I got about 360k souls to give to my patron - The SlobberMutt

 

[Sprate Header]

I don't think I could reliably post about many of the topics I do anywhere else online. The platform is greatly appreciated.

 

[DumbDude43]

it has been [today] years and ethan ralph STILL has not been sacrificed to the corn
as long as this crucial part of the prophecy remains unfulfilled, kiwi farms can not move towards its destiny

 

[TheLostMarxBrotherFucko]

Important? Nigga that is a dog. He is there so the fleas go to him first.

 

[peachlover669]

it has been [today] years and ethan ralph STILL has not been sacrificed to the corn
as long as this crucial part of the prophecy remains unfulfilled, kiwi farms can not move towards its destiny

soon... these things take time and sacrifices must be handled with care after all, just one more humiliation ritual and the harvest shall be ready...

 

[Kujo Jotaro]

Wait, I thought this was the Null sacrifice thread, not the Null ball gargling thread?

Are we ripping his beating heart out or not?

 

[umseriously]

The year is 2052: the farms have advanced to being an almost sentient life form capable of doxing and harassing multiple groups of people across the Internet and real world (notably trannies).

2 decades prior, Null cracked the secret to digital consciousness and uploaded his brain onto the farms forming a digital tulipa capable of being present across every conversation and DM.

What happened was one of the biggest ban waves ever, only rivaled by the night of knives that hitler fella did.

Over 90% of users, old and new bitches alike, were banned. Troonlord420? Banned. Trombista? Banned. That one faggot mod with the pentagram in his pfp? Banned. Walking through USPG3, you can see that it was a graveyard of red names and null posting & reactions (he's everywhere now remember). Few survived the great Holocaust of the farms.

Soon afterwards, Null's consciousness spread onto the rest of the interwebs (including reset era & reddit) spreading the gospel of how American cheese is not real and shit.

Now, in the future, I and a few others still remain while Null is ever so present. I keep mind of what I say, careful not to show any microaggressions or heresies. HHH is still there, talking about his janitor job at the local hospital while like 3 others from the year before 2030 are still active. Will I survive this year of culling and sacrifice? I do not know. All I know is this: there is no escape from Nvll.