Null walks into room with pizza and everything is on fire

[GenociderSyo]

can the people who are saying 'keep the threads on the parents' tell me why we need them exactly?

Figured the mother has a lowcow status too here since she is considered an expert on the news about psych stuff and likes to discuss stuff involving how violence is caused in children yet her own daughter is a socipath she knows killed animals and fucked with an autistic dude.

 

[human trash]

Figured the mother has a lowcow status too here since she is considered an expert on the news about psych stuff and likes to discuss stuff involving how violence is caused in children yet her own daughter is a socipath she knows killed animals and fucked with an autistic dude.

i don't really see how this makes someone lolcow material - again, it's just a parent loving their fucked up child unconditionally. there's not a whole lot that's funny about that or worth documenting and by the sounds of things it's already been documented anyway

what the fuck do you expect bella's mom to do? make an account on the farms and start talking shit about her daughter? or go on the news and start talking about how she has a crazy psycho bitch for spawn?

c'mon - get real chief

 

[Mendicant]

The parents all have good attributes too, Mike Janke is a literal navy seal sniper, Athena is a pilot and Mary Beth is a ex-secret service agent badass who got thrown out of the secret service for smoking a single joint.

Their only sin is their mushroom daughter, and Isabella stayed off radar until she left their care and went to TTU, so they actually did keep her in check.

I've grown to respect Mary Beth especially from what I've learnt, she is the real deal.

And they've kept quiet and non-retarded, no grand threats or anything.

imo they're deserving of some consideration and pity. (but I'm a retard, please don't take my opinion too seriously.)

 

[PlasticOwls]

i don't really see how this makes someone lolcow material - again, it's just a parent loving their fucked up child unconditionally. there's not a whole lot that's funny about that or worth documenting and by the sounds of things it's already been documented anyway

what the fuck do you expect bella's mom to do? make an account on the farms and start talking shit about her daughter? or go on the news and start talking about how she has a crazy psycho bitch for spawn?

c'mon - get real chief

Let's be real, Bella's parents are the classic power couple who love their jobs over their family.

They're both constantly flying back and forth from coast-to-coast, making seven figures. They probably just substituted actual care for Bella with tons of money in their 2 million dollar mansion on the West Coast.

I wouldnt even blame Bella's mom for neglecting a shitty stepdaughter; clearly she has better things in her life.

 

[Michael Janke]

The parents all have good attributes too, Mike Janke is a literal navy seal sniper, Athena is a pilot and Mary Beth is a ex-secret service agent badass who got thrown out of the secret service for smoking a single joint.

Athena cheated. Michael is allegedly impotent.

 

[thegooddoctor]

This board is a migraine inducing shitshow because of the type of horrorcow it’s based on, and has too little moderation and people are left to shitpost continuously with no real rules because this subforum is still so young. And Bella’s sadism runs so deep that details surrounding her and the orbiters she attracts are murky and people are constantly being mislead through turgid and long info dumps from weens and questionable orbiters giving misleading or bullshit info, making an even bigger messier autistic puzzle.

Shutting it down completely doesn’t seem wise, perhaps just merging all posts into 3 big threads or moving those threads with the CWC threads would make thé chaos and bitching more bearable. Archive the rest in spergatory, It’s run it’s course

 

[Michael Janke]

This board is a migraine inducing shitshow because of the type of horrorcow it’s based on, and has too little moderation and people are left to shitpost continuously with no real rules because this subforum is still so young. And Bella’s sadism runs so deep that details surrounding her and the orbiters she attracts are murky and people are constantly being mislead through turgid and long info dumps from weens and questionable orbiters giving misleading or bullshit info, making an even bigger messier autistic puzzle.

Shutting it down completely doesn’t seem wise, perhaps just merging all posts into 3 big threads or moving those threads with the CWC threads would make thé chaos and bitching more bearable. Archive the rest in spergatory, It’s run it’s course

so this board is turning from a forum of legitimate discussion, if it could ever be called that. to a containment thread essentially. the question is if we move it to the CWC thread, will it shit up the entire thread? the main issue with your idea is if another very significant event happens or more major information is revealed, will it warrant its own thread again or is the rule very strict that it has to be in the CWC thread.

 

[human trash]

so this board is turning from a forum of legitimate discussion, if it could ever be called that. to a containment thread essentially. the question is if we move it to the CWC thread, will it shit up the entire thread? the main issue with your idea is if another very significant event happens or more major information is revealed, will it warrant its own thread again or is the rule very strict that it has to be in the CWC thread.

cwc has a whole board dude

one or two ilj threads won't kill it and if someone has to make a new thread in there about ilj doing something then whatever. it's not like there's gonna be a lot of chris threads while he's in jail for raping his mom anyway

if it ends up shitting up the board or tons of new developments happen then the ilj board can be reinstated. right now though it doesn't really need to exist

if anything the cwc board needs this rn it's 99% fanfic at this point and 1% a tard pretending to be jesus

 

[Spoonomancer]

to be honest I feel like if we're going to be removing the ILJ Subforum the thread for ILJ should at least be permanently pinned in CWC's subforum until her thread gets the Inactive tag

 

[Michael Janke]

an alternative could exist. it doesnt have to have its board removed and merged with another. technically we can just take it off the very top of the page with CWC, Ethan Ralph and DSP. that alone would lower the amount of attention it gets.

When has that ever made a difference in the past?

he's got a point. several other posts on other lolocow forums delve into family history, even if that forum isn't dedicated to that family member in question. Like Phils sister inlaw.

 

[AnOminous]

the only threads that need to be kept are the bella main thread, sean, and possibly gibi. the parents info is pointless

When has that ever made a difference in the past?

 

[human trash]

When has that ever made a difference in the past?

please point me to some examples of similar threads (an entire history of barb or dsp's grandpa or whatever would do - not an update thread where they've done something that's funny and or interesting) and i'll concede the point

before they always seemed relevant to the cow and were funny i guess. in this case it's just a lot of kiwis saying glowie over and over again

and they aren't even funny parents who do anything funny - they're two (three i guess) old people who keep their heads down

 

[Thomas Highway]

When has that ever made a difference in the past?

It hasn't.

With that said, the internet has changed a lot since Bob and Barb. The terminally online was once an aberration. It is now the norm.

I think that should be taken into account in 2021.

 

[cringy cunt]

please point me to some examples of similar threads (an entire history of barb or dsp's grandpa or whatever would do - not an update thread where they've done something that's funny and or interesting) and i'll concede the point

before they always seemed relevant to the cow and were funny i guess. in this case it's just a lot of kiwis saying glowie over and over again

and they aren't even funny parents who do anything funny - they're two (three i guess) old people who keep their heads down

perusing KF threads isn't a science to be gatekept, IMO. "'tis inappropriate to ogle at the lolcow's parents if said parents do not produce the ordinate amount of milk." who gives a shit? It's weird and interesting to discuss the lolcow origins, how family informs the cow's behavior.

ultimately KF users want to discuss the topic... so what's the problem with keeping a couple of threads open in a subforum (or sub sub forum or pinned or whatever). Kiwier-than thou attitude about this subforum is so autistic. Like I know y'all have issues with flexibility and change, but it's just a forum to bitch about weird fuckery on the internet.

 

[human trash]

perusing KF threads isn't a science to be gatekept, IMO. "'tis inappropriate to ogle at the lolcow's parents if said parents do not produce the ordinate amount of milk." who gives a shit? It's weird and interesting to discuss the lolcow origins, how family informs the cow's behavior.

ultimately KF users want to discuss the topic... so what's the problem with keeping a couple of threads open in a subforum (or sub sub forum or pinned or whatever). Kiwier-than thou attitude about this subforum is so autistic. Like I know y'all have issues with flexibility and change, but it's just a forum to bitch about weird fuckery on the internet.

i agree that there shouldn't be a science and that to try and prescribe one is autistic, but i do think that shit threads should be culled and that we should have (some) standards for ourselves

and even ignoring that last part, all threads concerning bella's parents seem pretty shit, so, delete, or, move to spergatory. spergatory is preferable for the sake of archiving. discussion has been dry in these topics for a while because bella's parents aren't dumb enough to confront

if you want to discuss her gay origin story then you can do it in her own thread i guess

 

[Pope Negro Joe the XIIIth]

This board is a migraine inducing shitshow because of the type of horrorcow it’s based on it's associated with CWC.

Look I know that's not the answer anyone wants to hear, but it's the truth. Everything involving him turns into primordial autism.

 

[Pee Cola]

Don't think there is any reason to keep the parents' info up.

the only crimes they seem to be guilty of is 'being a spook' and 'loving their fucked up spawn unconditionally'

Other than Daddy Mike's obvious involvement with a pretty serious DDoS attack against the Farms. I know Null will deny it and claim that it's the same furfags that were assblasted over Null seeing through Byuu faking his death, but it was a pretty hardcore DDoS that escalated after ILJ was exposed, and then flared up again when Null told ILJ's lawyer to pound sand.

The intensity and longevity of these attacks could only be orchestrated by someone in the cybersecurity biz and/or the means to call in a favour from some glowies.

 

[human trash]

Other than Daddy Mike's obvious involvement with a pretty serious DDoS attack against the Farms. I know Null will deny it and claim that it's the same furfags that were assblasted over Null seeing through Byuu faking his death, but it was a pretty hardcore DDoS that escalated after ILJ was exposed, and then flared up again when Null told ILJ's lawyer to pound sand.

The intensity and longevity of these attacks could only be orchestrated by someone in the cybersecurity biz and/or the means to call in a favour from some glowies.

there's a reason that i've mentioned conspiracy theories multiple times and this is one of them

where is your proof?

oh, right, there is none that isn't coincidental

so why should i give a fuck?

people love to ddos the farms and ddos attacks get more advanced by the day. the farms being hit by a more sophisticated attack than the norm does not mean 'glowies'

 

[Null]

I'm waiting on a new OP that someone is working on before doing anything. I'm not deleting anything so arguing about if whatever thread should stay up is a moot point.

 

[AnOminous]

please point me to some examples of similar threads (an entire history of barb or dsp's grandpa or whatever would do - not an update thread where they've done something that's funny and or interesting) and i'll concede the point

@Dynastia used to dox someone, their entire family, their extended family, their parents and grandparents, and even once an unborn child. This has been pretty normal throughout the entire history of the site.