Null's previous take on Chris

[WinnieTheJew]

In one of his streams a while back Josh said something about Chris Chan that stuck with me. He said he found Chris inspirational in a way; that if Chris could find a job as a grocery bagger and an equally autistic woman to spend his life with then anyone could make it in this world. Now with recent events having transpired, what with Chris fucking his mom and going to jail, I can't help but dwell on this. What does it say about the future the rest of us will have to endure?

TLDR: The merge is real and the end is near.

 

[The Cunting Death]

>The End is Near
That wasnt obvious enough the last 6 years?

 

[Faye]

Throughout the years being on and off active on this subject. I thought of Chris in a similar way. And maybe this may help any reader.

Always when I am down in the dumps and think I hit rock bottom. I just look at chris, who has it a 100 times worse than me, in my worsed situation and he is still alive and tries to make the best out of it.

(Yes he doesn't handle the situations well at all. The trick is to just always do the opposite of what Chris does)

He should be a statement piece, why you can go on. And that is what he is to me. Even after all of this. Cause he is still going on. AND PLS never do what Chris does.

 

[Rand /pol/]

if Chris could find a job

Assuming that could happen was Null's first mistake.

 

[Kill a Troon for Pikamee]

if Chris could find a job as a grocery bagger

You said it like it's easy, but only the most successful CEO mindset lolcows were able to actually achieve it:

 

[The Cunting Death]

Assuming that could happen was Null's first mistake.

He actually had one. Granted it was for a few days and 2 decades ago but the point still stands

 

[Chocolate Wombat]

You said it like it's easy, but only the most successful CEO mindset lolcows were able to actually achieve it:

He's truly an inspiration to us all

 

[Grand Omega]

If Chris was trapped in a Groundhog Day loop that could only be escaped by getting employed, how many years/decades would it take to achieve?

 

[Stephanie Bustcakes]

If Chris was trapped in a Groundhog Day loop that could only be escaped by getting employed, how many years/decades would it take to achieve?

As if Chris would ever want to escape from a Groundhog Day loop.

 

[Strange Wilderness]

As if Chris would ever want to escape from a Groundhog Day loop.

Isn't that just his life at this point? Do the same thing over and over again, (play with toys and video games all day, draw Sonichu shit, get banned from local stores, get tricked by 13 year olds pretending to be girls, release disturbing sex tapes, etc), until he gets his ass tossed into jail and the cycle repeats only under a new wardrobe and delusion?

 

[wtfNeedSignUp]

It's very much a first world take tbh. Being an autistic tranny in the west gets you a good amount of pity money and gibs, and in general you need to try extremely hard to fuck up your life in western countries (even harder if you live in the eu). If life really gave you an impossibly bad hand you wouldn't be here wasting your time laughing on internet autists.

 

[L50LasPak]

I've always had, deep down, the position that tards being inspirational is rock fucking stupid and trying to get them to be useful to society in a world where so many otherwise normal people are already borderline useless is impossible at best and dangerous at worst. I've tried to be diplomatic about this point of view for some reason, maybe because everyone I know on this site is so invested in Chris and there's some things even a terminal pessimist can't criticize and get away with. But like, we've seen how this story ended, and now there's an army of classic Chris fans standing around saying "welp, the signs were there the whole time".

Its depressing, but the only reason its so fucking depressing is because people invested so much time and energy into it. If they'd adopted a more cautious attitude at the start the level of disappointment (and nausea) we're seeing right now wouldn't be so steep. Maybe people just needed a reminder that tards are tards and no matter how much their lives improve they'll always be a tard.

 

[WinnieTheJew]

I've always had, deep down, the position that tards being inspirational is rock fucking stupid and trying to get them to be useful to society in a world where so many otherwise normal people are already borderline useless is impossible at best and dangerous at worst. I've tried to be diplomatic about this point of view for some reason, maybe because everyone I know on this site is so invested in Chris and there's some things even a terminal pessimist can't criticize and get away with. But like, we've seen how this story ended, and now there's an army of classic Chris fans standing around saying "welp, the signs were there the whole time".

Its depressing, but the only reason its so fucking depressing is because people invested so much time and energy into it. If they'd adopted a more cautious attitude at the start the level of disappointment (and nausea) we're seeing right now wouldn't be so steep. Maybe people just needed a reminder that tards are tards and no matter how much their lives improve they'll always be a tard.

Normal people choose to be useless. Tards have some choice in the matter but their conditions make it extremely difficult or impossible to be functional adults on their own. If society wants to be soft and humanitarian and decides they won't euthanize these people, then something has to be done with them. They have to be tard wrangled and forced to give back to their communities. The alternatives are disastrous.

In a different world where everyone wasn't busy washing their hands of all the distasteful societal ills around them, Chris might be happily working 6 hours a day in the widget factory and then working on a community garden with the other speds at the group home every afternoon. This may sound optimistic but I believe it could be done. The unrealistic part, in my opinion, is figuring out how to tard wrangle all of the non-autistic normies and get them invested in anything other than TV watching and habitual cooming. Until that happens people like Chris will be raised by the internet.

 

[L50LasPak]

Normal people choose to be useless.

A lot of them are profoundly stupid and incompetent without being qualified tards.

Tards have some choice in the matter but their conditions make it extremely difficult or impossible to be functional adults on their own. If society wants to be soft and humanitarian and decides they won't euthanize these people, then something has to be done with them. They have to be tard wrangled and forced to give back to their communities. The alternatives are disastrous.

Personally I would feel much safer in a world where I don't have to interact with tards and I expect society to put my interests above some kind of feelgood scenario. How society wants to accomplish this task is its business.

In a different world where everyone wasn't busy washing their hands of all the distasteful societal ills around them, Chris might be happily working 6 hours a day in the widget factory and then working on a community garden with the other speds at the group home every afternoon. This may sound optimistic but I believe it could be done. The unrealistic part, in my opinion, is figuring out how to tard wrangle all of the non-autistic normies and get them invested in anything other than TV watching and habitual cooming. Until that happens people like Chris will be raised by the internet.

I'm rather disinterested in having tards in the manufacturing sector as well, given that enough of our products are already outsourced to shoddy labor camps and sweatshops with ultimately questionable quality control and I'd rather not have that get even worse. And since every business that employs tards would be handicapping its efficiency in the process, you would need a significant government subsidies or payouts to encourage employing tards in the first place. The program would ultimately cost the end taxpayer more than any benefit it would gain. And this is before we factor in the simple fact that most of the money allocated for government progams like this is embezzled before it even makes it out the door.

I, too, am disgusted with society's cowardice in dealing with this issue, but I'm not going to entertain the idea that a public health program is going to fix a damn thing about it.

 

[draggs]

A lot of them are profoundly stupid and incompetent without being qualified tards.


Personally I would feel much safer in a world where I don't have to interact with tards and I expect society to put my interests above some kind of feelgood scenario. How society wants to accomplish this task is its business.


I'm rather disinterested in having tards in the manufacturing sector as well, given that enough of our products are already outsourced to shoddy labor camps and sweatshops with ultimately questionable quality control and I'd rather not have that get even worse. And since every business that employs tards would be handicapping its efficiency in the process, you would need a significant government subsidies or payouts to encourage employing tards in the first place. The program would ultimately cost the end taxpayer more than any benefit it would gain. And this is before we factor in the simple fact that most of the money allocated for government progams like this is embezzled before it even makes it out the door.

I, too, am disgusted with society's cowardice in dealing with this issue, but I'm not going to entertain the idea that a public health program is going to fix a damn thing about it.

How are you dealing with tards still while being such a misanthrope

I mean I dont deal with tards and I dont even have your overwhelming revulsion at interacting with anyone

 

[WinnieTheJew]

I'm rather disinterested in having tards in the manufacturing sector as well, given that enough of our products are already outsourced to shoddy labor camps and sweatshops with ultimately questionable quality control and I'd rather not have that get even worse. And since every business that employs tards would be handicapping its efficiency in the process, you would need a significant government subsidies or payouts to encourage employing tards in the first place. The program would ultimately cost the end taxpayer more than any benefit it would gain. And this is before we factor in the simple fact that most of the money allocated for government progams like this is embezzled before it even makes it out the door.

This is already done, and the tards do a fine job. They do basic, repetitive tasks like filling bags full of peanuts and tying them shut. Real simple stuff that even a 5 year old could do. As for the economic side of your argument, the US DoL already handles this. Someone correct me if I'm wrong but basically, employers are allowed to time the tards against their regular workers in their tasks and pay them less based on the difference. The tards are paid a fair wage based on their actual abilities and the company doesn't lose money.

 

[L50LasPak]

How are you dealing with tards still while being such a misanthrope

I mean I dont deal with tards and I dont even have your overwhelming revulsion at interacting with anyone

Your state doesn't have that bullshit where they're employed at like, every grocery store and Wal-Mart?

 

[Takayuki Yagami]

He actually had one. Granted it was for a few days and 2 decades ago but the point still stands

That’s more than Ethan Ralph’s ever done.

 

[MissDrama]

I feel Null made a mistake by having so much hope for Chris-chan
I do understand he made it in good faith and the intentions behind his take on him were always good, but it's always tricky with people on the internet specially if they have mental problems like Chris-chan does. Putting your hands on the fire and trusting someone you don't know will never end up with a good ending, and this is a lesson this whole situation has left us.