Disaster NYC unveils vending machine for drug users, with free crack pipes and Narcan for ODs - shieeeeeet nigga

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New York City health officials on Monday unveiled the city's first public health vending machine, featuring free drug paraphernalia and anti-overdose meds for addicts.

The big blue box was installed in Brooklyn on Monday and will offer potentially life-saving Naloxone to drug users who have overdosed on opioids, along with instructions on how to use the drug. Instead of snacks or sodas, the vending machine also has hygiene kits and safe sex kits for anyone with a New York City ZIP code to claim.

Officials say similar machines in the U.S., Europe and Australia have demonstrated effectiveness at reducing overdose rates and the spread of infectious diseases.

"We are in the midst of an overdose crisis in our city, which is taking a fellow New Yorker from us every three hours and is a major cause of falling life expectancy in NYC," said Health Commissioner Dr. Ashwin Vasan in a statement. "But we will continue to fight to keep our neighbors and loved ones alive with care, compassion and action. Public health vending machines are an innovative way to meet people where they are and to put life-saving tools like Naloxone in their hands. We’ll leave no stone unturned until we reverse the trends in opioid-related deaths in our city."

Overdose deaths in New York City are at historic highs. In 2021, there were 2,668 overdose deaths in NYC, compared with 2,103 in 2020. In 2021, 84% of overdose deaths involved an opioid. Fentanyl, a deadly synthetic opioid, was involved in 80% of all overdose deaths, according to the NYC Department of Health.

Officials said there were 1,370 confirmed overdose deaths in the first half of 2022. They estimate 2022 will be the deadliest year on record for overdoses if that trend continues.

The vending machine is designed to curb that trend by giving addicts free access to Naloxone, drug-test strips that detect fentanyl, and "Safer Smoking" kits that come with a pipe, mouthpiece and lip balm for smoking crack and crystal meth.

The machine also comes equipped with "Safer Sniffing" kits, condoms, tampons, nicotine gum and first-aid packages, according to the New York Post.

The Brooklyn vending machine is the first of four machines that will be installed in neighborhoods that data shows were hit hardest by the opioid crisis, officials said. The vending machine will be hosted by the nonprofit group Serving the Underserved (S:US).

"This public health vending machine will be a game-changer for this part of East Brooklyn. With it, we can provide free and easy access to life-saving tools that prevent overdoses, infections, and other health risks associated with substance use. The machine also provides essential items that can improve the quality of life of all New Yorkers, regardless of their income, insurance or housing status," said Perry Perlmutter, interim president and CEO at Services for the UnderServed.

"By installing machines like this one in strategic locations, we are fulfilling our commitment to reducing harm, promoting wellness, and supporting recovery for our most vulnerable communities."
 
I get it, but you'll notice I only spoke up in favor of the ideas that might reduce the number of high risk AIDS patients that some unsuspecting health care worker or cop or someone might end up catching through no fault of their own since they actually have to wrangle these people. If we just left out the naloxone kits the problem would be solving itself in real time to the point it's a non-issue.
If we just left out the free AIDS medication that problem would also solve itself.
 
If we just left out the free AIDS medication that problem would also solve itself.

By "leaving out" the naloxone kits I meant leaving them out of the junkie care packages. The push to arm every man woman and child with free naloxone kits correlated with the huge increase in homelessness around here.
 
>safe smoking kits that come with a crack pipe
Just call it a safe freebasing kit you pussies :story:

No. Fentanyl is the ultimate Darwinian test: we all know it's fucking dangerous, we all know it can kill you with slight error, and if you can't put that shit together and find a way to stop taking big fucking risks when you KNOW people are putting it in everything without the government giving the tests to you for free, I don't want those genes passed on.

If you can't afford to source those strips independently, you have no fucking business anywhere near this shit.
That's why you should only abuse alcohol and tobacco products.
 
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Crack pipes, but no crack? What a ripoff.

...while sniffing that the glass used for the free pipes might not be up to her standards...

“I like the Pyrex because it’s a little thicker,’’ she said, also lamenting that “you can’t even sell that [vending stuff] because the programs give you all that stuff” already for free.

“The crack pipes are a little too thin now,” explained Calpe, who said she has six children and nine grandchildren. “And every time I pull on [the newer ones], it was burning my lips. I was like, ‘Hell, no! I like my lips too much for this.’

She then held up her fentanyl test strip, and said while laughing, “I’m trying to get high, not die” before dancing off down the street.

That is just the perfect set of quotes. A druggie claiming that the glass used in the government provided crack pipe is not up to her standards and a lady laughing about her drug addiction and then dancing off down the street. If this isn't peak clown world, nothing fucking is.
 
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