🍽️ حلال Obamatron - My best friend.

[The Knife's Husbando]

I can be a PI. I'm good at that kind of stuff.

A PI?

Please. You're about as subtle as a broadsword to the face, and about as effective as a nerf gun against depleted uranium. You kinda remind me of the directions on the back of a bottle of shampoo: Flail, whine, repeat.

 

[Treblinkachu]

featured thread plz

"I am going to pretend that I am enjoying/indifferent to all the attention even though I am really freaking mad on the inside and want to rip Null's head off of his greasy neck and scream at the sky. Surely no one on a forum that mocks people who do this every day will see through my clever ruse of amused indifference."

 

[OBAMATRON]

What if i hate null but don't like movie nights?

I'll make an exception for you.

 

[Flowers For Sonichu]

You missed waynes world.

I fucking knew it

 

[Dr. Meme]

Anyhow, y'all are usually super angry, so I'm just not going to respond in this thread.

 

[SpessCaptain]

He's autistic he can't help himself.

I fucking knew it

I made a thread about it in talk to staff and they flaked me off too.

 

[MasterDisaster]

Can I just come watch movies and still like Null? I promise not to screencap unless it's really funny or demeaning.

 

[The Knife's Husbando]

Obamatron, baby. You do realize that every time you rate a proven statement about your operating tactics "dumb" or "autistic", you're just reinforcing the fact that it's true?

 

[Doc Cassidy]

Wait a minute! It's considered weird to keep extensive dossiers of internet forum members?

 

[The Knife's Husbando]

Wait a minute! It's considered weird to keep extensive dossiers of internet forum members?

Not weird, just pants-on-head retarded. Case in point? The featured target of this thread.

 

[BT 075]

It's crazy to think how many people are just a ban away from being a lolcow.

 

[WireSponge]

Hey guys, cut Obama some slack. You would be here too if nobody else posted in your shitty w-een splinter site.

 

[OBAMATRON]

@Glaive

 

[Sanae Kochiya]

So, will he and TJChurch have to have a cage death match to decide who Null's True & Honest Personal Hero &/or Best Friend is?

 

[Null]

@OBAMATRON Stop making flirty eyes with other admins. You're mine.

 

[GREEDY FIREMAN]

I can be a PI. I'm good at that kind of stuff.

Penis Inspector, maybe.

 

[OBAMATRON]

@OBAMATRON Stop making flirty eyes with other admins. You're mine.

 

[Watcher]

Obamatron's a try-hard and a sperg. Like goddamn going through all 10k posts of Nol's on a Blockland forum just to find his workplace.

I personally wish he'd leave and go do something else with his time. He remains as this really annoying reminder that the banned users from the forum still haven't let go of this place.

 

[Null]

Glaive doesn't speak for me. Just because he wouldn't make a thread doesn't mean I wouldn't also. I think the results of this speak for itself.

I'm not a gambling man, but I'd take a bet you're going to start regretting this advertising campaign when logs and posts start leaking in.

 

[Cynical]

@OBAMATRON, you do realize you're living proof what happens when you're on a forum for laughing at lolcows who do autisticly obsessive shit and instead of taking that as a warning, you considered their stupid to be a how-to manual.