Prison Letters Oct 25 2021 - Chris writes letter about a doll

[Sasha]

Lol'd at "God of all, including YOU" .

I cringe everytime I see this fucking hard-rock-cd-cover fucking symbol. If that's the god we deserve, we have been tremendously shitty.

Who speaks Arabic and can translate the troll phrase ? Whatever, that sucks

I'd be quite butthurt if half the people that wrote me letters in jail were sand people trying to arabify me

 

[judge claude frollo]

How is it possible for weens to be this unfunny

He's in prison for fucking his mom and breaking a restraining order

and they thought the funniest thing to send was this???

 

[ScaliasGhost]

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It says the same in Arabic as well I believe. I took it in college and am rusty but pretty sure it's the same in both Persian and Arabic: Ian Brandon Anderson.

 

[Procrastinhater]

Looks like another letter from those CwC Islam faggots?

 

[Chan the Wizard]

If you’re going to be unfunny and gay, at least get Chris to write about his day-to-day life in jail.
How’s the food?
Does he shower?
Has he made any friends?

 

[ChrisIsGay]

Should of asked Chris if he's been raped yet.

 

[BlueArmedDevil]

Good grief this is some basement level w.e.e.n shit. I bet someone on some discord is declaring themselves a master trololol.

 

[Sharkbait]

Does he shower?

I think we all know the answer to that one.

 

[Procrastinhater]

Good grief this is some basement level w.e.e.n shit. I bet someone on some discord is declaring themselves a master trololol.

It's so fucking pathetic at this point.
Seriously. Fucking write to ask if he fucked a plushie and get him to hang Ian Brandon Anderson on his wall?
Wasn't even worth the postage.

 

[Almighty MoeBro Nation]

Pretty fucking boring. If you're going to be a faggot and write to him at least be useful and try to get some info on his schedule and interactions with other prisoners

 

[Fandom Trash]

This guy had the chance to write a letter to Chris asking him about ANYTHING relating to his jail life, to the merge or even about his new found Islamic belief...and yet chose to ask about some random ass Loud House doll.


Fucking weens man.

 

[Reverend]

"How to fail at LOLZ" by CWC Islam and Friends.

 

[Procrastinhater]

The Arabic text phonetically reads as (more or less) "Ryan Brandon Anderson" (sic).

They didn't even get that right?
Fucks sake, they could have asked him literally anything and they picked this.

 

[Danny T.]

PS: My real name will be on the envelope per Virginia Corrections System rules but I request that you refer to me by said name, just as Shake Zula

Did a thirteen year old write this shit? They put "chris chris chris pls dont use my real name" because they know goddamn well that it's gonna go on the CWCki. What a faggot.

 

[Yksi_Toveri]

How’s the food?

He said the meatballs are okay, but not as good as Stouffer's. I agree, I would like to know more about his daily life, not so much that I'm gonna Ween and write him, but if someone else is writing, ask the important questions.

 

[Sasha]

It's so fucking pathetic at this point.
Seriously. Fucking write to ask if he fucked a plushie and get him to hang Ian Brandon Anderson on his wall?
Wasn't even worth the postage.

And what did the guy expect ?
"Yes, I, Jesus, son of Emanuel, poked a hole in the plushie. We did some soul bonding first. I have to say that the plushie was very cooperative and even took the first step. Looked for its g-spot but there was none."

 

[LinkinParkxNaruto[AMV]]

What is it about the loud house? Is like the bottom pit of autistim

 

[Nikes_JustDoIt]

I won't blame the OP on this thread, but these letters suck and are pretty boring. I know we laughed when Chris thought he was Jesus while playing solitaire on a prayer rug and making another cwcism or the letter to onion null with asking for outside help (even though he's Jesus) to get out of jail.
With the Muslims letter, it started to get become Weenish by bringing back Ian Brandson Anderson joke over a decade later. It's sad even in jail Chris is stilled getting fucked with low-effort trolls. A fate worse than jail.

 

[Stalfler]

I can't believe that we are living in the age in which Jesus himself knows about gay little dolls

 

[A Grey Cat]

It's so fucking pathetic at this point.
Seriously. Fucking write to ask if he fucked a plushie and get him to hang Ian Brandon Anderson on his wall?
Wasn't even worth the postage.

At least send something that says, "I had sex with my obese, dying, neglected dogs." Or "I had sex with my own mother." And then tell Chris in order for the prayer to work he's gotta sign his name at the bottom.